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My Immortal – A Very English Commentary

Chapter Fifteen – Et Viola, Drama!

AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! (You must have a lot of wrists then.) fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!

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"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" (No, don't encourage the Sue Drama! Seriously Draco, you guys were doing fine before she showed up. Let her run on back to Sueland where she can angst needlessly with her own kind.)

But I was too mad. (Aren't you always?)

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" (What does that even mean?) I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. (No offence to Manson, he's a smart and interesting guy, but I don't think he could ever be described as 'sexy'.)

I started to cry and weep. (Those words mean the same thing.) I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. (Well, duh. I doubt you'd be doing it because you were happy.)

(And this is why I have a problem with Sues. All this pointless drama and angst means absolutely nothing at the end of the day.)

Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. *sigh* (Hogwarts does NOT have a Biology class. And anyway, if a magic school did have such a class, then it would just be called science class. In the UK we don't tend to separate the science types, they're all taught in the same class. I wish people would do their bloody research.)

I put on (NOBODY CARES!)a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. (Your hair was on fire?)

Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. *growl* I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

(I've been sat here for several minutes trying to figure out what just happened.)

"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. (Of course you do. She's a Sue, I expected nothing less from your poor, twisted mess of a character.) "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. (No, pretty sure she looks like a spray-painted Emo Barbie doll.) Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. *raises hand* (Um, you did commit suicide…while you were with her.) Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) (When was this established?) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross (You mean a pentagram, right?) between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!).

(Very well then.) *leaves*

"OMFG."(One again, "Ohmuhfuhguh.") I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps (What's with Tara's obsession with 'preps'? Can anyone explain this?) stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) (So…how did you manage to contort your fingers so much? Is this another one of your mad vampy skillz?) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) (So, why are you watching a film with her in it? I hate that pathetic excuse for an 'actress' Kristen Stewart, so I refuse to watch anything with her in it.) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. (That's not a very goffic film.) Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. (I'm going to throttle someone.) Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. (Well…that sure is convenient. Oh, the joys of being a Sue!) We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

*sigh*

Yet another uneventful chapter. Things start to kick off soon though, so don't worry.