100!.
A/N:
ONE-HUNDRETH CHAPTER! Are you guys as pumped as I am? Okay, so I decided to use StygianShadows13's suggestion… kinda. I'm going to have a huge interview with each of the gods/goddesses, using some of your questions, some of my questions, and pretty much just a bunch of questions! Lets see how mad they get :) Anyways, I hope you enjoy this prettysupergrawsometastic 100th chapter! May it be a chapter to remember!
Aphrodite:
Me: Hey! Aphrodite! I'm so glad you could be here today for my 100th episode!
Aphrodite: I'm glad to be here too, but It's not really like I had a choice… you are the author.
Me: Aww! 'Diote! (Do you mind if I call you 'Diote?)
Aphrodite: No, you can go ahead. Again, I don't really have a choice. I say what you want me to say.
Me: You're so funny. Well, let us get on with the interview.
Aphrodite: Okay then.
Me: So, I'll start with a pretty easy question, what's you're favorite color?
Aphrodite: Pink. Duh.
Me: Favorite food?
Aphrodite: Chocolate.
Me: Favorite flower?
Aphrodite: Roses.
Me: Yeah… I guess those were kind of no brainers. So, I know you've been asked this before, but who are you favorite couples?
Aphrodite: Well, I've always been a HUGE Percabeth supporter, you guys know I love Tratie, and I would have liked Thalico if it weren't for Artemis, man she is so picky about her Hunters. Lets see.. hmm. for a few millennia now I've been trying to get Poseidon and Athena together, it's totally one of those love/hate relationships. They won't buy it though.
Me: Huh, that's very interesting. I'm a pretty big Percabeth shipper myself. Now do you mind asking, historically, who were your favorite couples?
Aphrodite: Well, I remember this one cute couple. Romeo and Juliette were the names. Have you heard of them by any chance?
Me: Yes quite a bit actually.
Aphrodite: Yes anyways, they were so cute together before things went… uhh… wrong.
Me: Yeahhh…
**Awkward silence….**
Me: Well, that's all the time I have with you today 'Diote. It really was nice talking to you.
Aphrodite: Yes, nice talking to you to. I do hope we can do this again sometime.
Me: Aww! You're just saying that!
Aphrodite: Yes, pretty much.
**awkward silence…**
Hades:
Me: Hey Hades! Welcome to the 100th episode, so glad you could join us today!
Hades: That makes one of us.
Me: … … … Well then. Uhh. I have a few questions to start us off.
Hades: I thought I said I wasn't answering any questions.
Me: Yes, but you see, I'm in charge here. You aren't going back to Olympus until you answer some M
Hades: Black.
Me: What's you're favorite food?
Hades: Pomegranates.
Me: What's your favorite flower?
Hades: I hate flowers.
Me: Well, I guess that's to be expected. So let me ask you a personal question.-
Me: My, you could at least let me finish. Now, how do you feel about the Nico/Mary Sue pairings?
Hades: No son of mine is going to date a Mary Sue. Ever. If she ever comes to dinner at my place, she's never coming back.
Me: … … … That's… interesting. So how do you feel about the Nico/Awesomegirl13 pairings?
Hades: I've never seen that pairing before.
Me: It's probably the only accurate pairing out there.
Hades: …
Me: So…. Why don't you like answering your fan mail?
Hades: Because.
Me: Well, I'll ask you some of their questions here anyways.
Hades: *growls*
Me: Did you just growl at me?
Hades: No.
Me: Okayyyy….. So, are you depressed?
Hades: My life is hell.
Me: Haha. I got the pun!
Hades: …
Me: Do you love Persephone?
Hades: Would I have kidnapped her if I didn't? Speaking of kidnapping… when am I getting out of here?
Me: Woah! Look at that, my time is pretty much up. I guess you can go back now.
*Poof!*
Me: Well than. He has no manners…
Apollo:
Me: Hey Apollo! Thanks for coming out here tonight to be on my 100th episode!
Apollo: No Problem, anything for my awesome fans. Wait. wait for it. I feel an awesome haiku coming on:
My fans are so great
I'm on the dear fanfiction
Hundredth chapter. Yay!
Me: That was great! But… well… did you just yay?
Apollo: Nothing else would fit…
Me: Okay then. Well, lets get started! I'll start with some easy questions. Fave color?
Apollo: Red.
Me: Favorite food?
Apollo: Ambrosia of course.
Me: Favorite Flower?
Apollo: Sunflower.
Me: Of course…. So what is it like having a twin sister?
Apollo: It's okay at times, but my 'lil sis is super annoying at times, and kinda creepy how she swore off men. She over reacts most of the time too.
Me: If you're the same age, why do you call her "'lil sis?"
Apollo: Well… she's 12 most of the time. Why wouldn't I?
Me: I guess I'm still getting the hang of the whole switching forms thing. So what's it like driving the sun?
Apollo:
Driving the golden sun.
It's a beautiful feeling
I am super cool.
Me: The first line was six syllables.
Apollo: Oops.
Me: And if you drive the sun, how can you be cool?
Apollo: Hey, I'm the god of poetry, don't criticize my work.
Me: Okay okay! Sheesh.
*awkward silence*
Me: I'm sorry for insulting you're poetry… forgive me?
Apollo: …
*Poof!*
Me: Well then. Ha. Walking out on an interview. Now my feelings are hurt!
Demeter:
Me: Hey Demeter! Thanks for being here today to answer my annoying questions, it really means a lot! We're going to start out simple today. What's your favorite color?
Demeter: Green.
Me: What's you're favorite food?
Demeter: Cereal, bread, grain, ambrosia.
Me: What's you're favorite flower?
Demeter: Oh, well I love flowers, but I'm not too picky on the kind.
Me: Cool, so how do you feel about Katie and Travis together?
Demeter: I've already answered this question once. See chapter 90.
Me: Oh, yeah …right. So you don't think Katie would be dating beneath herself like Persephone?
Demeter: Oh do NOT get me started on Persephone. She could have married the god of doctors, or lawyers, or the god of accountants, or ANYTHING! But no, she just had to be eat the stupid pomegranate and end up with the lord of the dead. Now for half the year anytime I want to visit my daughter I have to go into the stupid underworld for goodness sake. And of course Zeus was no help. *thunder* Oh shut up Zeus! Where was I? Oh yes, if he would have just given me my daughter back—
Me: Demeter, calm down. It's okay.
Demeter: Okay? OKAY? You call that okay?
Me: Soooo. What's your favorite type of Cereal?
Demeter: Oh I don't know, I'm a pretty big fan of Ambrosia Flakes.
Me: I've never heard of those before.
Demeter: You wouldn't have, dear, they are an Olympus delicacy. They'd burn you right up.
Me: Delightful…
*awkward silence*
Me: Well, we're about out of time for today!
*Poof!*
Artemis:
Me: Artemis! Thanks so much for coming today for my 100th show!
Artemis: No problem, thank you for scheduling me after Demeter instead of after my brother, I couldn't take a run in today.
Me: Aww! Apollo's a pretty cool dude.
Artemis: Yeah, if you like annoying boys.
Me: All that anti-boy stuff again? You know, I'm a little bit anti boy right now also.
Artemis: Yes, well… I see know reason why you shouldn't be anti boy.
Me: Aphrodite sure sees otherwise.
Artemis: Oh please, don't get me started on her right now. I'm not a fan of gossip.
Me: Okay. Well then, I'll start you off with some easy questions. What's you're favorite color?
Artemis: Silver
Me: What's you're favorite food?
Artemis: Ambrosia.
Me: What's your favorite flower?
Artemis: Oh, I don't really know.
Me: Interesting…. So, what's it like driving the moon chariot?
Artemis: It's really nice, but sometimes it's a lot of pressure,
Me: I'm not surprised! So what's it like with the hunters?
Artemis: Amazing, they are such an awesome group of girls. Always really loyal.
Me: Speaking of loyal, how do you feel about the Nico/Thalia pairings?
Artemis: Oh it's probably just some anti-Artemis thing Aphrodite cooked up, I don't worry about it much. Thalia is a good and loyal Huntress, and has made it very clear to me that she will always remain in the hunt until her very last breath.
Me: Cool! Man, sometimes I wish this was real so that I could be a Hunter of Artemis.
Artemis: But… I… I… I… I am real!
*Poof!*
Me: Man! Gosh, I really need to stop insulting the God/Goddesses or else I won't be able to do anymore interviews!
Dionysus:
Me: Hey Mr. D! Thanks for being on the 100th chapter today! I really appreciate it. I'm going to start off with a few easy questions.
Mr. D: As you kids now days say; "Whatnever"
Me: Oh, that's whatever.
Mr. D: What's whatever?
Me: Nevermind. What's your favorite color?
Mr. D: Purple.
Me: Favorite food?
Mr. D: Grapes.
Me: Favorite flower:
Mr. D: Grapes.
Me: That's not a flower.
Mr. D: It is if I say it is.
Me: Well then… So anyways, I have a feeling you secretly know all your campers names, you just call them something else on purpose.
Mr. D: What? I would never do that. I know each and every one of my campers names. Like Annabell Chang, or Peter Johnson, or Sarah Bow-whatever.
Me: Those are all wrong. And Silena died.
Mr. D: Whatnever.
Me: WHATEVER!
Mr. D: Well then.
*Poof!*
Me: *sigh* I need to control my temper. Oh well. He was boring anyways.
Poseidon:
Me: Hey! Thanks so much for coming to be interviewed today, it means a lot!
Poseidon: No problem, anything for a friend of Percy's.
Me: Well. I don't actually know Percy. Ooh! But if you've ever met my fri—
Poseidon: You don't even know him? What am I doing here?
Me: Oh! I can answer that one! You don't really have a choice, see, I'm the author, so whatever I says goes.
Poseidon: I'm the god of the sea, whatever I says goes.
Me: Not in the fanfiction universe. See, in the fanfiction universe, the authors are in charge. Now, I'm going to ask you a few simple questions. What's your favorite color?
Poseidon: Blue.
Me: What's your favorite food?
Poseidon: Fish.
Me: Was that a joke?
Poseidon: What do you think?
Me: Okay then…. Anyways, did Percy every give you that seashell tie for you're birthday that he mentioned in The Titans Curse?
Poseidon: No, he was going to send me a seashell tie? Man I needed one of those!
Me: Yeah. Yeah he was. I guess he just got caught up with saving the world. How did you feel when you son saved the world…. again…
Poseidon: I guess I just felt proud above everything else. *sigh*
Me: Aww, that's nice.
*awkward silence.*
Me: Well you're getting boring now. Be gone!
*Poof!*
Hestia:
Me: Hey! So I know you've been busy doing nothing and stuff, but thanks for making time to come celebrate the 100th chapter with me!
Hestia: It is nothing. I am happy to be here with you today.
Me: So I have a few questions for you.
Hestia: Very well.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Hestia: Orange.
Me: What's your favorite food?
Hestia: Ambrosia.
Me: What's your favorite flower?
Hestia: Well, flowers and the hearth don't really go well together.
Me: Oh… yeah…
Hestia: Do not get your feelings hurt young one.
Me: Uhh, Yeah… okay. So how did you feel giving up your place on the thrones of Olympus?
Hestia: Well it was just something that had to be done. If I hadn't there would have been war.
Me: Yeah, well that was a very noble thing.
Hestia: No one will write epic poems about Hestia.
Me: Uhh yeah, you already mentioned that in The Last Olympian.
Hestia: I am The Last Olympian.
Me: Yeah… you mentioned that too.
Hestia: Oh. Did I?
Me: Yeah….
*awkward silence*
Me: Well, we're about out of ti—
*Poof!*
Me: -me….. well… she was in a hurry wasn't she?
Ares:
Me: Heyyy! War Dude! Wassuppp? Thanks for being here today!
Ares: Well it's not like I had a choice. I haven't really been mentioned in your story anyways.
Me: You might have been mentioned once or twice.
Ares: Yeah, Once, big deal.
Me: Well, maybe if you were actually nice to people you would actually get some fan mail. Besides, you had to write to them before they write to you. That's how it works.
Ares: well sorry.
Me: Gosh, you have some anger management problems.
Ares: I have better things to do then be here. Punk.
*Poof!*
Me: Well then. I didn't really want to talk to him anyways.
Hmph. I didn't even get to interview him.
Athena:
Me: Athena! Wassup?
Athena: Your grammar is all wrong.
Me: Uhh.. yeah… okay. Anyways, I just wanted to say that I'm really glad you could be here today.
Athena: Oh it was nothing, just a favor for a friend.
Me: Well it really does mean a lot to me. So, I'm just going to ask you a couple questions.
Athena: Okay then, I'm ready whenever you are.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Athena: Blue
Me: Blue?
Athena: Yes Blue, what did you expect?
Me: Oh I don't really know. Anyways, what's your favorite food?
Athena: Ambrosia.
Me: Ahh yes, that seems to be everyone's.
Athena: Well, it is the food of the gods.
Me: What's you're favorite animal?
Athena: The owl. Wow, these are stupid questions.
Me: Oh. Yeah. I guess they are.
I'll get into harder stuff. Like, for example, why do you hate Percabeth?
Athena: I do not trust any son of Poseidon.
Me: So you hate him because you hate his dad?
Athena: Yes, that's about right.
Me: That's not very good logic.
Athena: Who are you to tell me about logic? I am the goddess of wisdom.
Me: Yes but—
Athena: Honestly, I don't think it's very wise to cross me.
Me: Yes, I'm really sorry.
Athena: You should be.
Me: So are we all good?
Athena: Yes I suppose so.
Me: Cool, so I guess your time is up now. Later?
Athena: Sure!
Me: Cool, see you at Saturdays book club.
*Poof!*
Hephaestus:
Me: Sup dude! Welcome to the 100th Chapter of Dear Fanfiction! Thanks for being here today, it really means a lot to me.
Hephaestus: It was nothing.
Me: So what's your favorite color?
Hephaestus: Uhh.
Me: What's you're favorite food?
Hephaestus: Ambrosia.
Me: Oh. Yeah. I need to get some better questions. Here, how bout this one. You know, you're pretty awesome. Not only is Beckendorf your son, but so is Leo. They're pretty cool guys.
Hephaestus: Yes. I'm very proud of both of them. Beckendorf who died a hero, and Leo, who's freaking hilarious.
Me: …
Hephaestus: What, did I say something wrong?
Me: No, I just didn't expect "freaking hilarious" to come at the end of that sentence.
Hephaestus: Well this is the 21st century, that is how kids these days talk, right?
Me: Yeah. I guess so.
*awkward silence*
Me: Well… I guess that's all?
Hephaestus: Are you asking me or telling me?
Me: I don't know. Is your face naturally that ugly?
*Poof!*
Me: Well then, I guess that's all.
Hermes:
Me: Hermes! I'm so glad you could be here today for the 100th Chapter!
Martha: Oh sorry, Hermes is running late, so he poofed us here to deliver that message that—
George: Martha! Why don't you ever let me talk?
Martha: Fine, go right ahead motormouth.
George: Hmph. Anyways, Hermes is running late, so he poofed us here to deliver the message that he will be here soon.
Me: Uhh. Okay?
*Poof!*
Hermes: Sorry I'm late, I had to deliver a package to Zeus.
George: Ooh! Is Zeus gonna be on the show today?
Me: This is a fanfiction, not a show…. and no. he's grumpy and didn't want to, besides, he's got the biggest weapon.
Martha: Yeah, that thing hurts.
George: Like you would know.
Martha: I know better than you do.
Hermes: GUYS! This is MY interview. Please. shut up.
Me: Uhh. *reading off of paper* What is the best prank you've ever pulled?
Hermes: Oh! There was one time when- Oh. I just got a text. I have to go.
Me: Wait but-!
*POOF!*
Me: *sigh* but I've been waiting to ask you that question for weeks…..
A/N: Hey guys, well. that was the 100th episode! Zeus wasn't on today, because I'm sort of afraid of him….. and Hera wasn't here because I really don't like her very much. She's always grumpy, so I didn't invite her. ANYWAYS. I hope you enjoyed it! Sadly enough, next time it's just 101, so no special chapters :( Oh well, if every week was a special chapter, it wouldn't be special would it? Anyways, this would have never happened with out you guys! You readers rock. 300 reviews? Honestly never expected that. I love you guys!
-Awesomegirl13