Dearest Hermione,
I have a feeling you purposely flirted with that Quidditch player to get on my nerves. I would advise against doing that again.
Warning you,
Draco
Dear Draco,
It seems that someone can't handle the fact that I was with another man at the Christmas Ball.
Then again, I didn't have a beautiful singer on my arm all night.
Not heeding your warning,
Hermione J. Granger
Dearest Hermione,
I gave you word of my plus one, you didn't. Therefore, I deem it fit to punish you.
See you soon,
Draco
Dear Malfoy,
How dare you come to my house and treat me like that! You had no right to do that to me!
Fuming,
Hermione J. Granger
Dearest Hermione,
I see my angel is still upset I punished her. I've sent a package to your house already, containing salve and your goods.
You didn't seemed to have minded afterwards,
Draco
P.S. Try to sit still.
Dear Malfoy,
I will not wear that skimpy uniform you left in the package. I've told you before - I will not play out any of your fantasies.
Sincerely,
Hermione J. Granger
P.S. You are not allowed to move in, take away your clothes.
Dearest Hermione,
Giving you detention had always been my foremost dream. Yesterday night was a wish come true. Who knew you were such a natural actress?
See you at home,
Draco