We take an overview of the Warner Bros. Studio as we see Ralph the Guard sleeping on the job. We then take a look into his dreams.

...

Typically, the Warners are being chased by Ralph.

"Duh, I gots yous now", Ralph said as he continued to chase the Warners with his net. Then, all of a sudden, the Warners started running towards him at a fast pace, causing him to spin and he was dizzy for a while. He then noticed that they were riding the Roadrunner.

"Meep Meep". The Roadrunner stuck his tongue out at Ralph.

"Lousy bird," Ralph muttered. He got up and continued to chase the Warners, but this time, they zoomed past him in the Batmobile, spinning him uncontrollably. Batman runs up to him.

"Have you seen my car?" he asked. Ralph pointed in the Warners' direction. Batman ran off and Ralph continued to chase the Warners. The Warners just kept running and running and running. making Ralph frustrated as he tries to catch them.

...

"I got yous now Warners," Ralph said as he twisted and turned in his sleep. He then fell to the ground with a loud thud that alerted Mr. Plotz.

"Ralph!" Plotz yelled. Ralph knew this wouldn't end well. "I don't pay you to sit around and act like a buffoon! Do I make myself clear!?"

"Yes, Mr. Plotz, but, duh, it's those Warner brothers. I've been chasing thems for so long, and I can't get them out of my head."

"Well, take your time." Plotz said gently. "But no more fooling around!"

"Duh, you got it boss."

Plotz sat at his desk looking through movie scripts pitched to him. Unsurprisingly, they were all sequels, including another Middle Earth movie.

"Lord of the Rings fanfiction!? Pathetic!" Plotz exclaimed, as he threw it into a shredder.

Plotz grew bored as the scripts became more and more obnoxious and idiotic. He felt that the modern day film industry had way too many sequels. He then came across a familiar script. It was "Hooray for North Hollywood". He clearly remembered that the Warners wrote this script. It became an unpredictable success, but it got him fired. Surprisingly, the Warners gave up most of the money earned by the film so he could get his job back. It only made Plotz feel more soulless than he already did.

Meanwhile, at Dr. Scratchansniff's office, Scratchy was having a session with Mel Gibson.

"I don't get it, Doc. I wasn't called for Fury Road. Come to think of it, I haven't done much since I voiced a chicken in that British movie. Why is this happening to me!?" Mel asked.

Scratchy replied, "Maybe you did something bad that you have to apologize for?"

"Keep going."

"Maybe you hurt some people with harsh words?"

"Mmmhmm."

"Maybe you said something when you weren't quite yourself and everybody began to hate you for it?"

"Give it to me straight, Doc. What is it?"

"You offended Jews!"

"I offended myself? Say, what kind of doctor are you?"

"Not you. Jews. YOU. OFFENDED. JEWS!"

"Oh, Jews. I was drunk, wasn't I?"

"Yes, you were. Now, you need to publicly apologize for your actions, show how sorry you are and you'll be forgiven."

"Thanks, Doc. Say, that little puppy-monkey-girl-thing isn't here to stalk me, right?"

"No, she's gone."

"Well, thanks for your services." Mel left. Scratchy just sat slumped in his chair, waiting for his next patient. As time passed, he reminisced his times with the Warners. They may have caused him lots of trouble and pain, but he had to admit, some of the tricks they played on him were pretty funny, but would've been funnier had they been played on someone else. He also acted as a sort of father figure since their cartoon history states that their parents died, so seeing them go was a bit tough for him.

Hello Nurse was on her break and she was sleeping away. Everything was going fine.

...

Hello Nurse is on the beach with a fit-looking man in red swimming trunks named John. "Oh, John, is it true that you saved a kid from drowning?" she asked.

"Why, yes I did," John answered. He had a surfer-dude voice.

"Is it also true that you performed CPR on a dying old man?"

"Yeah, totally."

"Oh, John."

"Oh, Nurse." They were about to kiss, until...

"HELLOOOOO NURSE!" came out of John's mouth, in Yakko's voice.

...

"AAAHHHHHH!" she screamed. She then realized it was just a dream and sighed in relief.

"I just can't get those Warners out of my head." she thought. "They've been driving me crazy for so long, that they've found their way into my dreams!" She started to become more furious and was breathing heavily. She then calmed down. "Stay calm, Nurse. It's just gonna take a while." She went back to sleep.

Meanwhile, in front of the water tower, three construction workers were ordered to remove a trap door. "Man, this is gonna take hours," the short one said.

"Yeah, but this is what we're paid for," the big one said.

"So, let's dig in, boys," the tall, slender one said.

...

MEANWHILE, IN RUSSIA

Leader's "Toon Killer" button sent a circle around his desk and chair down like an elevator. About an hour had passed, and he was still waiting impatiently, until he had reached the bottom. "Alice!" he called. Alice, his maid, looked like a cartoonishly beautiful, animesque woman.

"Yes master, you called?" she replied in her typical Japanese accent.

"Where is my machine?" he asked.

"Right here, where you told me to keep it," she replied. She removed a cloth that was covering the machine and it turned out to be a gigantic, monstrous robot that had "Toon Killer 5000" written on its sides. It had a cubic shape, big, iron claws, sharp drills for teeth, burning red eyes and metallic wheels. Leader looked at it in glory.

"It could almost bring tears to a man's eyes," he said. A musical number soon began.

Leader:

Oh, I'm sick...and I'm tired,

Of those crazy toons,

But how can I stop them,

With these useless goons,

I've tried firearms, dynamite to make them go boom,

But they are completely unfazed because they are toons,

I tried to use Dip,

But it is out of stock,

After somebody tried to use it,

To, uh..to, uh...clean a dirty sock?

"Y'know what, I can't take it anymore with all these songs, can we just cut them out?"

A/N: Sorry about the lack of Warners in this chapter, I just didn't think they were necessary, but they will be in the next chapter and, trust me, there will be more laughs than angst. So, until then, read & review.