A/N: Just to let you guys know, Austin is a real character. He showed up in TLO. He fought alongside Michael Yew and Kayla in the Battle of Manhattan. Oh, and I'm pretty sure he's single. *creepy winking smiley face*
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
We demand respect. If you so much as displease us a little bit, we can blast you into little itty bitty pieces. Stop talking to us as equals, and stop writing stories about us portraying us as "immature."
-The Olympians