Disclaimer - Its not human, whatever this thing is. I have inspected its body - it appears to have multiple of every organ, plus many I have no idea what they are. In the centre if its brain I found something worrying - a chip. I have smashed it so they cannot follow me, but they must know I am here. It is not safe, I must move. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
After a brief lunch, I headed back to continue the day's work. I had a lot to do – prepare a collection of test fibres for Operation Enduring Resistance, test Blackhammer's knowledge, research wolf habitats – but first I had the vital task of inspecting the remaining laundry.
The pile of white cloth looked well for the most part. But one piece of clothing was not a uniform at all! It was a long coat, emblazoned with an alchemical symbol. And it was red! The Fullmetal's coat again.
'No, you'll not get me this time!' I said. I put it in colours, and prepared to begin the laundry.
And so ends another victory, with another plot foiled. But we must be always vigilant! So soon will it will necessary for me, Egbart Longwood, the Cloth Alchemist, to do his duty again!
Sorry, I couldn't resist