Entry 8
Everything went well until the Fangirls appeared.
We were playing beach ball when THEY suddenly squealed in unison (creepy) and advanced towards us, still emitting that horrible noise.
You have no idea how terrifying that was!
Swarming masses of flesh, intending to devour us and have their wicked ways with us.
"SCATTER!" Pein yelled, and we all dashed our own direction. Right now I am hiding on a tree, watching the wave or THEM getting closer.
I knew this vacation was a bad idea.
Entry 9
We escaped.
And HEY! Nine is my favorite number!
'Cuz there's nine Bijuus we need to catch, and then my plan to power will become COMPLETE!
MUAHAHAHAHAA!
"Tobi, what are you doing, un?"
"HAHAHAHA- er, Tobi isn't doing anything, Deidara-senpai..."
"Yeah. Right, un. I don't wanna know." and he left.
Whew.
Entry 10
PIZZA~!
A food I actually liked! Though it was annoying to find everybody staring at me, waiting to see what's under my mask.
Itachi suddenly burst into the room.
"TOMORROW IS MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY!" he yelled.
Well that's surprising.
...
I'm back, and it's night already.
Itachi forced us to give the gifts to him so he could mail it to his little brother.
But I'm pretty sure said brother is plotting revenge against Itachi, so how...
Nevermind...
PS, I gave him a lolipop!
Entry 11
Hello.
My name is Uchiha Sasuke, and I want to kill my brother.
I found this book lying around and suddenly got the urge to write in-
"EMO-CHAN! THAT IS TOBI'S DIARY! GIVE IT BACK TO TOBI!"
What a weirdo.
And I think I'll keep this diary. It's a great audience to listen to my woes.
"TOBI. IS. A. GOOD. BOY!" the masked weirdo yelled as he tackled me and sent this book flying.
"That's what you get for stealing Tobi's Diary-chan! Bakayaro!"
Entry 12
That stupid diary-thief! I would've fireballed his ass if Pein hadn't called me back. Something about a meeting.
When I arrived at the base, I noticed that everybody else was here already.
"Why are you late, Tobi? Leader-sama asked.
"Tobi was chasing a butterfly!" I chirped enthusiastically. "It tastes very pretty and carried Tobi to the dancing mushroom kingdom!"
I mentally snickered at their faces.
"... I don't want to know." Leader-sama said finally, and turned away. "Now what is your opinion of the vacation?"
"Complete and utter crap, un." Deidara muttered.
"Those fangirls are immune to my poisons." Sasori whimpered.
"A puffle almost ate Tobi!" I cried pitifully, flinging myself at Zetsu.
"Um... What's a puffle?"
"Are you sure you want to know?" I peered from behind the plant man. "Tobi is warning ya."
They shivered a bit, which is not surprising as I added a bit of my chakra to lower a few degrees in the room.
"Just get on with it!" Hidan snapped.
"Fine," I mumbled, "according to a legend, Puffles have red, glowing eyes and a body covered with black fur. Nobody had ever gotten close to see what a puffle looks like before, and all who sees never returns."
The Akatsuki gasped, though Leader-sama just rolled his eyes.
"Puffles," I continued, "lurk in the dark. They could be anywhere and you wouldn't know. Slithering, hissing, waiting.
"They come out after dark, luring unsuspecting shinobis into secluded places, where they pounce."
"A-a-and what happens after that?" Itachi whispered, totally absorbed in my story. It was funny to see him actually stammer. "What do they do..?" he continued fearfully.
I grinned, "They eat you alive. They rip the flesh from the bone, then more of them arrived. Puffles could scent blood, you know.
"If you need advise in avoiding Puffles, remember this: don't wander the halls alone in the middle of the night. Don't stray from the living room or your own bedroom where you have a partner to keep you company. And most importantly, Never let there be a blackout-"
BZZZZZZZZZZT
...
Guess what?
It's a blackout.
Entry 13
Midnight right now, and no light has come yet.
Honestly, I think my scary story frightened even myself. Though the others were much more spooked.
Deidara would scream at every little noise. Sasori, Kakuzu, Kisame,and Leader-sama were huddled together, waiting for this to pass.
Somehow, I don't think this is a a coincidence.
Itachi was using his sharingan to see in the dark, which was scaring everybody. You have no idea how much he looked like a puffle! (that sentence sounded silly, too bad I wrote everything in pen)
As to where I got the name 'puffle' from? Well, I DID make a few mistakes the first few times I attempted Kamui in my younger days. It teleported me to different dimensions until I managed to find my way back here.
Anyways, so I encountered an island full of penguins capable of human speech and other things. I would rather not talk about it. But still, they have those little fluff-ball pets called puffles.
Bye for now, my flashlight battery is running out so I can't write much longer.
Entry 14
We're using natural sunlight by digging holes through the walls for windows. We're in a cave, so it's pretty hard.
No light yet.
I sense somebody watching me...