Entry 23
This is one BIG forest.
The three of us are hopelessly lost, and it's getting dark.
Last night we ripped the bag (that I was brought here in) open and gathered some sticks to make a shaky little tent.
It was very uncomfortable, not to mention awkward.
Now it's the afternoon, and I just remembered something.
Excuse me for a sec:
"Show me that book."
"What book?"
"Stop the innocent act, and tell me more about the book that tells my future!"
"I have NO idea what you're talking about."
"You showed it to me while 'interrogating' me about Tobi!'
"... It's nothing..."
"Look, either you show it to me, or I'm burning your bag with Amaterasu."
Then he started freaking out all because his candy stash was in there. So in the end, I got the book.
Going to read now, see you later.
...
Damn, it was too dark to see anything!
Entry 24
Morning comes and what did I find?
The tent is empty and the book is gone!
Those little brats...
...
Those two are no ninjas! They didn't even conceal their scent, which was taught in the Academy.
But if they are civilians, then how do they KNOW all those things?
Hn.
Entry 25
Finally tracked those brats down.
As revenge, tied them to a tree upside down, and coat them in honey.
The book's unharmed, of course, but-
CRASH
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU RIPPED IT IN HALF!"
I am going to KILL them!
...
The brats chewed through the ropes and landed on the book. Now it's ripped in half by a sharp branch and sticky with honey.
I sent the brats into a lake (they can swim, so it's not AS deadly). Washed honey off book carefully and patched it up with tape.
Yeeeeeah, one tends to get bored in the Akatsuki base and then start to collect random things.
That hobby turns out to be useful as I have a biscuit, some tape, a hairdryer, and a can of oil in my pocket dimension! Of course, there are more things, but those are the only USEFUL items I could find.
Am now waiting for the book to dry.
Entry 26
How am I using the oil, you ask?
Well that's really easy: to guard the book while it's drying.
You see, based on my previous experiences, every time I attempts to read the book, something bad happens.
So I surrounded it with a pool of oil so the brats can't get to it. They would need to learn to walk on water, which was a skill only ninjas know.
NINJAS. Not civilians.
Entry 26
No sign of twin brats.
...
I'm getting paranoid.
...
Hey, you! Wait! W- STOP! NOOOOOOOO!
...
The brats set fire to the oil.
The book was now ashes.
The ONLY good thing was, the Akatsuki saw the smoke and came to the scene, I could only hope that something horrible happen to the brats.
And now, I have to explain to Pein where I have been.
"Tobi was only camping with his friends... Tobi was sorry!" I watched as Pein death-glared the brats.
Hah, serves them right!
"Itachi, take them in and extract information from them." Pein ordered.
I'm so happy right now I could hug him!
"Can you show Tobi the book again?" I asked them as innocently as possible, "Tobi don't understand what those men and women are doing in there."
Yes, I did that on purpose. And now the entire Akatsuki are glaring at the pair of brats.
OH YEAH, I just love being evil.
Entry 27
Itachi came back and informed us that he had gotten some interesting facts.
One, the brats are from another world where we are only fictional characters.
Two, there are more books there that are just like the ones they burned. Probably why they did that if they knew they could just get another one.
Three, they knew how to go back to their world, and the portal thingy will be ready tomorrow.
Well, I'm off!
Entry 28
It's ready.
The thing looks pretty unstable, as if it would close at any moment and leave us stranded in limbo. But the brats are with us and they wouldn't just kill themselves.
So yeah, this was safe.
Kisame's getting portal-sick (like car-sick or sea-sick, but only with portals)
We had to use force to restrain Deidara so he wouldn't blow something up and unstabilize this portal.
Now, the light at the end of the tunnel had appeared, and I don't know when, if ever, would we ever return to our world.
Sayornara, Elemental Nations.