Entry 29
This world is amazing!
The technology, the stores, the...Everything!
It's just, I can't describe it, but it's...just...
Wow.
...
Anyways, we were making our way down the street to search for the twin brats that ran away earlier, when we saw ourselves walking in the opposite direction.
"Leader-sama? Why is Tobi seeing another Tobi and another Deidara-senpai?"
A few people had came up to us and praise our 'costume' and how 'realistically' it looked.
"Look, I don't know what you shitty civilians are doing, but we are the f*cking Akatsuki, and I will kill you for impersonating us!" trust Hidan and his big mouth.
It's why we're being chased by fangirls at the moment.
...
Damn, they sure are persistent.
All of us, the entire Akatsuki, are hiding in a tree.
Don't worry, it's a big tree.
But below us is a squealing mass of fangirls, intent of dragging us off.
I am reminded of the Puffle Attack.
Entry 30
Tella-vizon (is that how those people are calling it?) is a very terrifying thing. I don't want to know how they stuff all those people inside a black little box half my size.
What is scarier is that the people inside are not resisting. Maube there's a kind of jutsu that made them think they're not being observed through a little cube?
And don't get me started on what happened this afternoon.
"Senpai! This white thing - it looks like a bowl!"
"Looks like one of my art, un."
"Tobi sees water inside."
"Is it a well?
"Tobi should get some water out for Leader-sama!"
There was a gasp as the door opened. Earlier, we snuck into a random house to search for food and water. We came into a small, white room with a bowl-like thing with a lid.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY BATHROOM!"
Oh, look, it's that female brat.
Entry 31
She started laughing when we mentioned the bowl thing.
It turns out the 'bowl' was actually the toilet.
Technology is really advanced in this world, if even the toilet is this fancy.
The other brat came in, stared at us, and ran away screaming.
Hahaha.
...
Brought the Akatsuki over to the brat's house.
"Erm, our name is -" I tuned out as they were talking about the unimportant things. Who cares if a couple of OCs need names?
Whoops, broke the fourth wall here.
Repair-the-wall-no-jutsu!
Tobi did it! Yay!
Huh?
"Tobi, what are you doing?"
"N-nothing, Leader-sama!"
Entry 32
Now that we got some rest, we started to interrogate the brats. Again.
Aren't we the meanest guests ever?
Anywyas, it went like this:
"What do you know about the future?
"Um, you have to be more specific..."
"Did Mad- erm MY plan to catch the Jinchuuriki succeed?"
"..." they glanced at me, "no comment."
I bounced in my seat, "Tell Tobi, pleeeeeeeese!" I chirped with a sharingan-enhanced puppy-dog look.
They instantly melted.
"Awww, Tobi-kun!" the girl brat cooed, patting my head.
"Tobi's a good boy!"
"Ahem," Pein coughed, "We would only be staying here for a week, and would do no damage to your world. You have my words as the leader. Now, could you tell us...?" he prompted.
"Okay," the male brat sighed, "You succeeded in capturing each jinchuuriki except for Naruto and Killer Bee."
"You mean the nine and eight tails?"
"Yeah, basically. But most of you died in the process."
"Who?" Itachi asked solemnly. Everyone seemed to bee sitting a bit straighter.
"Sasori, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Deidara, Pein, Konan... Just about everyone."
We all stiffened, but I noticed my name wasn't on that list. Neither was Zetsu's.
"How did we all die, un?" Deidara demanded, "Did I die gloriously? With a bang?"
"Sasuke..." Itachi murmured, his eyes cast downward.
"Someone managed to kill Hidan before I do?" Kakuzu asked in disbelief.
"Tobi noticed that Tobi and Zetsu isn't on the list," I pointed out. Everyone went silent.
"He's right," Sasori noted, "What happened to them?"
"Zetsu had thousands of clones that it's impossible to figure which was the real one to kill, and Tobi's..." the brat trailed off after seeing my glare.
"Tobi's...?" I prompted, my voice dripping with false sweetness that made even Kisame shiver.
"T-tobi's lucky, that's all." he stammered.
"Lucky~?" How dare they say all my accomplishments are a FLUKE?
I turned my sharingan into Mangekyou, and they panicked even more.
"I- eh- ah-"
"Tobi," Pein interrupted us, "Don't harass our hosts."
Hosts? More like a spoilt pair of kids barely out of their nappies.
"Tobi's sorry," I told them.
Yeah, right.
Entry 33
Went to what they call a 'movie theatre'.
It's a place with a lot of people and a HUGE screen with people trapped inside. It's kind of like that Tella-vizon thing I mentioned a few entries ago.
This time, the people are big instead of small.
Seriously, I wonder how they never knew they're a big sheet of white CLOTH!
They kiss and adventure and even looked us in the eye, but never acknowleging the fact that they're stretched big (that's got to be uncomfortable) and in situations that just screamed 'cliché!
This needs further investigation.
...
The movie's over and I've confided in Pein, the only person besides Konan who knew me behind my Tobi persona.
Hey, Tobi isn't a persona! Tobi's Tobi!
There we go again, but at least it's not a problem anymore.
RIGHT, Tobi?
Yes, Madara-san!
So, Pein, Tobi and I are off to investigate and free the people from the huge plastic sheets!
Oh, and about Tobi? Well he's a split personality of mine. I've now made a shadow clone so he could help Pein and I out.
Pein's giving us the weird look right now, best to look away and move on...
Entry 34
Yesterday was busy, so here's what happened.
"Tobi, distract them."
"Yosh!" he dashed of, dragging the Akatsuki with him.
I motioned Pein this way, and decided to take off my mask since I'm not Tobi anymore.
Bye-bye mask!
We camoflauged ouselves (henge jutsu to make us look invisible) and crept inside.
The screen was black, but those guys gotta be in there, right?
"Let's cut it open."
"What if it hurts them?"
"Well, I'm sure they would die than be trapped in a sheet for entertainment of others."
"...Fine."
I picked up my scythe and war fan. The blade tore through the screen, tearing it in half.
The remaining people in the theatre gasped as the screen seemingly split in half. Some even screamed, believing it was a terrorist attack.
The guys face was split in half, but he kept talking like it was no matter.
Whatever they do to him, it must be so potent that he didn't notice that his head was SPLIT APART. By the way, that should've killed him.
"What do we do now?" Pein whispered to me.
"This person is like Hidan," I noted, looking at the still-talking man on the screen, "Let's recruit him."
So we searched the place for any entrance into that person's world. Later, Tobi joined us, and the Akatsuki were back in the brat twins' house.
"Tobi discovers another room!"
"It's locked..."
"Shinra Tensei!" the wooden door instantly shattered. The force was so strong that it scattered paper everywhere.
I snickered, someone's going to have a ton of cleaning to do...
The alarms started blaring and the theatre was going undet lockdown.
Sadly, we had not made it out.
So yeah, we're hiding this entire night from the police.
And
Entry 35
Darn.
Stupid dogs for sniffing us out.
Stupid Pein not concealing his scent properly.
Stupid Tobi for running and leaving us here.
Stupid me for not putting away my scythe.
Stupid police for sending us to prision.
Sigh...