Entry 50

Okay, meeting again today.

I (as Tobi) introduced our new allies to the Annual Villain Meeting.

It's the Detectives!

Unlike the 'Heroes Brigade' (as they are calling themselves), detectives aren't nessicarily 'the good guys'.

So Naraku and I (he used to be the leader of AVM, and just gave me the position TEMPORARILY, so after this fiasco, he's resuming leader position.)

Anyways, I should explain the AVM more closely.

Every five years there's a vote on the leaders. It's nothing really exciting, just that you're in charge of what topics to discuss. Not much responsibility or paperwork.

We have a council, too, with most of the popular villains. I'm part of it, along with many others. One represenitive from a universe only.

The council gets to vote, like on who gets to be the next leader, who's organization is the most badass, their plans, stuff like that...

I'm not sure how the detectives manage, but hopefully no fights will erupt.

Unlike that one AVM ... Where Sebastian Michaelis brought some 'special alcohol' to the meeting and got everybody drunk.

The result? Well, it's considered taboo now to even mention what kind of 'poison' it was and what it did.

Thankfully it's not the-

Gotta stop writing now. The meeting's starting.

Entry 51

Today there's nothing important happening, so here's a recap of yesterday:

"Did the rogues kill anyone in your universe?" Naraku asked them.

"Not yet. Who did they kill in yours?"

"It was that dog demon I've been wasting countless resources to kill, and they just step on and done it so easily! You have no idea how humiliating it was!"

"I think I can relate." the teenage detective nodded, "I've been chasing a criminal for years, and he's always one step ahead of me! Then my sucessor just comes in and defeated him"

"Who was it? I think we may have him around here?"

"Right," the boy nodded, "I'm looking for Kira. Ever heard of him?"

In the crowd, Light began to edge away steadily.

Naraku looked straight at him and gave an evil smirk.

"Why, Light, I didn't know you have another name!" he smirked. Light sweated bullets.

"Tobi thinks we need all the help we could get!" I pipes up, "So can L-san pleae arrest Light-san later?"

He agreed and the conversatin after that got so boring I sstopped listening.

...

I'm bored, bored, bored.

...

Is that a bottle of Catnip Tequila?"

Entry 52

Ugh...

Had no memory of yesterday afternoon. Woke up with a big hangover and no clothes with everybody staring at me with fright.

Ah, I remember what Catnip Tequila does now.

It was the cause of that tabooed incident I was talking about earlier. Sebastian brought a couple bottles of catnip-laced tequila, said it was the strongest alcohol ever known to mankind.

Demon metabolism is pretty fast, so people like Naraku and Sebastian got off EASY. The rest of us?

Our entire night had been taped by those two and now they have blackmail on us.

...

I don't want to know whose bed I'm in now.

Entry 53

Catnip Tequila? What on earth are you talking about?

...

You aren't falling for that, huh?

Well, it was worth a try.

Yesterday, without looking at the person sleeping beside me or the room, I snuck out and back to my own room.

I dread the morning.

Entry 54

It was Kakuzu.

*shudders*

The AVM room is where they hang around lately, so I don't think I'm going to be noticed if I sneak outside.

"Hello there Deidara!"

"Yes, un?"

"I'm bored, want to go outside?"

A shrug.

I'll take that as a 'yes'.

...

Fangirls AGAIN?!

And worse... They are Yaoi fans.

Run!

They are shrieking after us.

"MADARAAAAA DO US A FAVOR AND KISS NARUTO ALREADY!"

"W-what?" I spluttered, "I don't like men that way!"

"BUT HE'S PERFECT FOR YOU! AND IT'S OBVIOUS THE REAL REASON YOU WANT TO KIDNAP HIM IS BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM!"

"Just ignore them, Diamau-san," Deidara said, "They're obviously crazy. Tobi's still at the base, and he obviously didn't want to do 'things' with the Nine-tails!"

I nodded vigorously, "Yes senpai!"

"Senpai?" he looked at me suspiciously. Opps, I slipped up.

"Um," I coughed nervously, "I'm the newest member, so you are all my seniors."

"Even Tobi?"

"Even Tobi."

"Even Tobi?!"

"Yes."

"Even Tobi?!"

"...Fine, he's not." I snapped. Deidara could be so annoying some times.

Entry 55

The scouting team had returned and reported that the Rogues are somewhere in the more isolated universes.

So, the week after the next (around entry 64 or so), we would be on the move and tracking them down.

Why need a week? Well, the scouting team is exhausted and we need as much rest as possible.

The next week would be training, sleeping, and no meetings! Yay!

Entry 56

Tobi and I went to bug the twins today.

Twins, you know? Those brats that apparently knew the future to our world?

I know that the sudden appearance of 'Diamau' is unexpected, as they dropped their all-knowing-smug-act around me and looked confused the first time I appeared.

I'm the wild card, and the one they can't predict. I plan on using that to my advantage.

"Tobi, pass me the hose."

"Hai!"

"Hn. The pipes are majorly different to the ones in our world... But this could work if...?"

"Madara-san?"

"Be quiet, Tobi. Someone might hear. Now, be a good boy and pass me that can over there, alright?"

"Tobi is a good boy!"

There was a sloshing sound and an evil chuckle could be heard.