A/N: Don't worry, I'm not done writing reply-to-you letters, I'm just having fun with this one (: Announcement at the bottom.
Dear Fanfiction,
I must let you know that I feel hurt and offended, not to mention persecuted and left out, by the fact that Annabeth's Hat and Riptide both get character slots, but I don't. I demand to be heard! Start the crusade! Post it on every profile! Begin the petitions! Write the president of the United States and write to the Pope! Everyone! Get on board with this!... I need friends. *sniffles…* Thanks guys…
-Jason's (Left out) Sword (That just so happens to be Imperial Golden! Is Riptide Imperial Golden? No.)
A/N: There! I got it right. Sword. Booooom! Sword, not spear... durr.
Also, check out SilverStoryOwl's story, "Letters." It's similar to this, but different (considering it's not a Dear Fanfiction, it's a write to them and they reply.) Of course, it's one of those stories that needs reviews to keep it going… I'm sure we all know how difficult those are! Thanks guys!
-Awesomegirl13