Entry 78

I am worried.

The Boss left me here a week ago on some kinda mission while being Tobi, I know as much from his memories up to then.

But it's been a WEEK!

Now he comes back all bloodied and exhausted, and what am I supposed to think?

He's still sleeping, and I'm getting impatient.

...

I think I'm the oldest living shadow clone in history.

Entry 79

Nope, Boss is still asleep. It's Diamau here!

I found some interesting books today, the ones that oss had wanted to read.

Am I going to tell him what it's about? No way.

I am saving this for future negotiation material.

Entry 80

Boredboredboredborednored...

Maybe I'll go bother Hidan or something, but he'll just 'kill' me. Then I'll puff away and they'll know I'm a shadow clone.

I'm not gonna put Boss in any more 'weird situations', considering the last one was... Embarrassing to say the least.

...

Nope, still not takin' that risk. Even if it means merging back with him and getting his memories.

Entry 81

Oh shit, they're going to take Boss's diary to look for clues on the last week!

And stupid me, I forgot to look at last page for clues! *repeatedly slam head on desk*

POOF

Uh Oh...

Entry 82

Greetings.

This is Madara speaking, I'm up now.

I guess my clone dispelling is enough of a jolt to wake me up.

...

I've been reading the entries on the past week that the Kyuubi Brat had wrote in here.

That man in black from the fortune cookie is OBVIOUSLY talking about me. How can he not realize that?

Oh, right, he didn't know me.

*awkward silence*

Hey Boss~ you still here?

Diamau?!

Entry 83

Note to self: never leave clones alive for this long again.

I had developed yet ANOTHER split personality!

Tobi likes Diamau-san!

That's nice of you, Tobi~

ARRRRAGH! Why did every alias I come up with ended up coming to life?

Because we're awesome~

Tobi agrees!

*groan*

Entry 84

Whoops.

Forgot AGAIN to explain myself to what had happened during my investigation.

Y'see, when I was nearing the four rogue villians, the black one turned around to suddenly clash with me.

Four against one, and they're all insanely strong.

I think the woman's using some kind of genjutsu, 'cause things started to slow down after she started to play on a piccolo.

The shortie, can use a LOT of knives at once, like a little spiky spiky porkipine.

The blackie uses a scythe like myself, though his was longer and had no war-fan attached.

The one with the animal ears and tail? Just guess.

So after a bit of four-on-one (which was totally unfair), I learned some crucial -and horrifying - information.

They are Mary and Gary Sues.

They all had the abilities to have other people's powers one they drink their blood.

No wonder that guy had animal attributes, he must have gotten them from Naraku's universe!

So after I was... Yeah, you know what happened, it bruised my pride to admit it, so I would not repeat.

Ah, you can be so cute sometimes, Boss~

DIAMAU!

Hehehe~!

...

Ahem, so for the next week, I was running from hunter nins, and trying to reach Konoha.

I'm proud to say that they are just as injured as I was, so they held off coming after him.

So they'll heal first before coming after the Kyuubi again, plenty of tome for Naraku to assemble our army.

But I'm afraid I have to sit this one out. Those Sues have mysterious powers, and obviously accelerated healing is one of that. They'll heal before I do, and that puts me to a disadvantage.

But I battled them before, so now we knew what to expect.

We will send an elite team from all three of our groups (Hero brigade, AVM, detectives)

Problem is, there's four of them.

Well, I guess the last person would be me.