Entry 85
Um, Boss?
What is it, Diamau?
You know that book you kept trying to read?
The ones that the brats burnt? Yeah.
Well, it turns out that they can also be viewed online. It follows the life of the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, and a ton of interesting stuff about us, like the recent chapter where-
Wait, what the hell is 'a-line'? We can't read books on a line!
*eye roll* Stop playing dumb, Boss. It's also know known as the Internet.
In a net?
NO!
What is it, then?
Network? Websites? C'mon! I'm your freakin' clone! You should know something like this!
But I don't. And you could always pass over what you learned to my corner of the brain.
Nuh uh. You gotta figure it out by yourself.
So... Where could I see this thing that's on a line and in a net?
*muffled snicker* Oh I've gotta remember to tell this to the other clones...
What other clones?
Oh, uh, nothin' worth worrying about.
Humph.
Entry 86
Got quite a few get-well gifts.
Kakuzu gave me a penny (which was pretty expensive for him).
Hidan gave me a Jashin-necklace (Don't tell him, but I've burned it with Amaterasu. I am the ONLY god the world needs!)
Pein gave me another diary, in case this one runs out of pages (which it would by entry 100.)
Konan gave me a paper flower and an instruction on how to fold origami.
Tobi gave me (er... Gave himself?) a huge lolipop. (it was as LARGE as my HEAD!)
Diamau give me that video tape of my time at the hospital (that sneaky little...)
Kisame gave me a fishing rod.
Itachi simply gave me a camera and told me to form an album of funny pictures to give to his brother (Oi! Isn't it MINE?!)
Zetsu patted my head, and gave me a pot of... Is that WEED?! (My precious minion has been corrupted by this world!)
And that's all.
Entry 87
Today, some of the AVM gave me stuff.
Light gave me a piece of the Death Note (enough space to write a single name), when I promised to keep L away from him.
Naraku gave me, as a thanks for risking my life, a cursed necklace. It would drag the victim to the ground when a word was spoken. (I have decided to place it on Pein. The commanding word is 'Jinchuuriki'
Sebastian gave me another bottle of Catnip Tequila. (even though the result is horrifying, Catnip Tequila is just...mmmm...heavenly...)
That's all.
Entry 88
Gifts AGAIN?! What is this, the twelve days of Christmas or something?
It's from my fangirls this time.
There are letters with love-potion-laced candies, chocolates, weird clothes, and inappropriate stuff I'm not allowed to talk about (Tobi is always reading my entries and I don't want to give him The Talk yet.)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~!
Stop it, Diamau. Stop taunting me.
Entry 89
Another meeting.
This time, the team is decided.
L, from the detectives.
Naraku, from AVM
Ichigo Kurosaki, from the Hero Birgade.
And of course, there's me.
Not many people were happy about there being two people in our group, but oh well. I don't really care.
We'll be heading out next week or so.
Entry 90
Random fact: Zetsubou means 'despair.
I told that to Zetsu, and he grinned.
I bet he's off to go chat with Ulquiorra?
Very interesting.
Random fact 2: kirakira means 'sparkle'
I told that to Light, and he's writing Tobi's name down in the Death Note.
TO BAD FOR HIM TOBI'S NOT REAL!
But now I must keep my real name a secret to him. And hope that Naraku doesn't address me as Madara.
Or maybe Light would get over that? Perhaps not.
Random fact 3: 'Yasha' means female demon.
So Inuyasha means 'female demon dog'.
Told that to Naraku and he laughed.
Random fact 4: (I am starting to be afraid of random facts) Light's name could also be read as 'moon'. And if you spell his lastname backwards, you'll see something funny.
Yagami Light Light could be 'I'm a gay moon light'.
When I told him that, he chased me around the AVM room while trying to kill me.
L just watches on in amusement.
Entry 91
Tomorrow we will be going to my dimension to kill these Sues!
We will not capture them because prison breakout scenes are so overused that it's guaranteed to happen.
But for now, I am hiding from Light because of RF2 and 4.
Naraku agreed (along with the others at AVM that actually knew who I am) not to spill my real name. They need their leader alive and intact after all.
Though I'm a bit annoyed because that's the only reason they want me alive.
After this, I will gather the remaining bijuus so I could be the jinchuuriki of Juubi! That way, I'm not technically 'human' anymore so the Death Note wouldn't be able to kill me!
Of course, Light could think ahead of that, but then I have both L and Aizen on my side, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Are ninjas human? I don't want to test it out by dying.
Ja ne.