Entry 99
Whoa.
I knew I haven't been counting, but this is entry 99!
Next entry is the 100th entry!
...
Let me tell you more about this place we landed into.
It looks like a forest, a jungle more like.
Beside me I can't see anyone. The Akatsuki and the Brat's chakra could still be sensed, scattered around faintly.
It's actually scary to be in here all alone, and even their chakra signatures didn't comfort me.
Aww... Wittle Boss is so cute~!
Tobi will be with Madara-san!
And then the two of them just appeared. By themselves.
...
Night is approaching, and we are hungry.
Sure, three are fruits and such around here, but we don't know what is poisonous and what was not.
After the fifteenth poisoned clone, we have given up searching. My stomach still churned at all those memories of dying in an unpleasant way,
Diamau suggest that we eat the animals, or watch them eat the fruits so that we know which ones are safe to eat.
And this turned to a competition, in which I won, ofcourse.
Used fireball technique to roast tiger meat, and eat something that looks like peaches but taste weird.
Entry 100
It's the 100th entry!
Too bad we have nothing to celebrate, as we're still in this jungle.
Y'know, I am having deja vu of the last time I have gotten lost. In a place with many trees. With people that are just too annoying and loud.
Hm, wonder how the brats are doing...?
As much as I want them to die (for denying me AGAIN of my precious books on my future), I still need them to get home because they're the only ones who can create the portal.
That's a bit cold, Boss...
'tis better to be honest.
Entry 101
Found by Deidara and Pein. They were scouting the jungle by his clay birds, but since the trees are so thick and all the water vapor around, it's hard to find anybody.
A roar suddenly rend the air and we froze.
"Is...is that" Pein stammered.
"Where had these brats got us TO!" I also exclaimed.
We've gone to the prehistoric ages... Where dinosaurs still lived...
Well, if we're here in the past, I guess we now know what made them extinct.
Heh.
Entry 103
Found Sasori and Kakuzu today. They were about to become dinosaur food when we rescued them.
Now we have some food!
But still sign of the others. It's like this jungle never ends.
Entry 104
Didn't find anybody today... Sigh...
Entry 105
It's the brats! I see them! And they were being chased by... A flower?
It's a huge one, and it really was chasing them.
With a swoop, we rode the clay birds and closed in on them. The plant below was snarling angrily and trotting back to a bush.
Very freaky.
...
The brats wanted to go home, but we had to find the rest of the Akatsuki first, and this is one BIG forest!
I'm bored.
Entry 106
What's that smell?
I see a herd of dinosaurs running in one direction, and on one of backs was... Kisame and Hidan.
Kisame's hanging on for dear life, while Hidan just whooped and used his scythe as a prompt for the dinosaur to run faster.
Well, somebody's having fun...
Can we try that too Madara-san?
No, Tobi, you can't.
Aww, Boss, see that cute little dino there? Can we keep it~?
First of all, what does it eat?
Um, it looks like a bird, had four wings out on it's back, and is black. So tiny and kawaii~!
That's an Anchiornis, it eats insects. So if Pein agrees...
Who cares what he thinks? I want my birdie!
I jumped down stealthily to the ground with Diamau taking my place. I used Bansho Ten'in to grab quickly and stuff it inside my pocket, ignoring the agitated sqawk.
There, happy now?
Yup! C'mere, li'l Chio-chan, come to Uncle Diamau!
You can tell it'a gender?
...Nope, but it looks like a girl. It doesn't have the male...part.
Stop talking about it. NOW.
Ouch, the devil bird bit me!
I guess it's not happy about the way I manhandled it.
But I don't think 'Chio-chan' is trouble, comparing to what the fans of cute fuzzy creatures may do to me.
I'm going to hide somewhere.
...
Hang on, I still smell something.
...
Shit.
It's a volcano, and it's about to erupt!