Entry 107
Guess who rescued us?
Itachi and Konan, of course.
Konan used earth jutsu to clog up the volcano (paper jutus are considered earth type, so she had that affinity), and Itachi melted down a bunch of rodks to make sure it stays that way.
So the resulting explosion is underground, the world is breaking up to pieces and plants burning, dinosaurs frying alive, general end-of-the-worlds things.
But we're pretty far up in the sky, so we were unharmed.
By the way, Zetsu is still in the brat's universe, and no doubt he' spissed about us leaving him there.
So now we knew why dinosaurs were extinct, how the continents of the world formed, and why birds survived the dinosaur's extinction.
So it's time to head back to the brat's world to drop off the brats and pick up Zetsu, and the. We're going BACK!
Entry 108
The brats shrieked in unison as they read the llatest chapter of my future (which I was still not allowed to read).
"TOBI IS WHO?!"
"Me." I said drily.
Hmm... Their stares at me are now accompanied by confusion.
"Um, Madara, do you know someone named Obito?" the male brat asked nervously.
I shrugged, "A few years back. Little brat wants to be my copy-cat. Taught him a few tricks and gave him a Tobi-mask. Nothing much."
The brats traded glances.
"What?" I demanded irratably. At my side, Chio chirped along.
They suddenly focused on Chio.
"What the hell is THAT!" the female brat shrieked.
I smirked, "Meet Chio, our resident Anchiornis and dinosaur."
Male brat stared, "You took it along with you?!" he asked incredulously.
"Diamu wanted it, and so did Tobi."
"Speaking of which, who IS D-"
"We're going back home," I interrupted him. "Open the portal."
And now, we're on our way back!
...
Cobwebs lined the corners of the base.
Dust is everywhere, and that Biju-extracting statue is sneezing, wisps of biju chakra occasionally escaping it's nose.
Weird.
But for now, I must sleep.
Entry 109
Woken by Chio in the morning.
She was so loud, the rest of the Akatsuki woke up also to see the noise.
I, as Diamau, had to explain about why a baby dinosaur (that looked like a more bird than reptile) is doing inside the base.
Konan had taken an instant liking to it, being a woman and likes cute and fuzzy things. No stereotype.
I think Pein was jealous of the attention Konan had on Chio...
Itachi, strangely, was drawn to it also. He said that the bird reminds him of Sasuke's head.
Heh.
Entry 110
It was a stormy day in Amegakure, I think Pein's mad about something.
...
Ah, I get it. Chio pooped in his coffee.
I do love that bird.
Entry 111
Somebody visited.
No, it's not Orochimaru, he went to Konoha and got his arms amputated. Not voluntarily , of course.
I must applaud the third Hokage.
And why I'm feeling this hatred towards Orochimaru today?
Well, what about the fact that he basically resurrected Hashirama?
I knew that tricky plant bastard (no offense to Zetsu), he probably pretended being sealed and then planted his soul into a nearby tree, then later on resurrect himself using said tree.
Ding Dong.
...
It'a him alright.
Entry 112
The rude bastard invited himself into the Akatsuki, assuming them to be my 'family' and this to be my summer home.
He must have a bad memory, or brain damage due to the Edo Tensei, to conveniently Forget that battle in the valley of the end.
Anyways, Hashirama had taken a liking to Chio instantly. What's with that man and little woodland animals? I seen him sing to a chipmunk once!
So here am I now, still keeping the double act and pretending 'Diamau' (Hashirama thought it's a nickname, so thankfully he didn't reveal anything else on that topic), and Tobi to be different people.
Entry 113
Ding Dong.
Guess what?
We had a lot of unexpected guests for some reason...
And it's Obito this time, he got wind of Hashirama resurrecting himself, and was now going to hunt him down.
And since Hashirama's staying here, the copy-cat stays too.
At least he could pretend to be Tobi so that we ARE actually different people.
I think there's a silver lining in the clouds after all.
And I can't wait to see Konoha's faces when they discovered that their leader had (unknowingly) turned against them with their most powerful enemies.
Ding Dong.
GODAMN IT WHO IS IT THIS TIME!