Entry 114
Obito tried to poison Hashirama's coffee.
It didn't work, of course. With his mokuton ability, any type of poison that had to do with plants (which means nearly all of them) is nullified. He hadn't even noticed it.
Chio, on the other hand, got food poisoning from trying to steal that man's bacon.
Geez, I'm the real Madara Uchiha and even I'm not that persistent.
Entry 115
Boss~!
What is it, Diamau?
Can you let me out? I wanna cuddle Chio-chan!
Tobi wants to too! Tobi wants to meet Obito!
... That might actually be a good idea...
...
So then I introduced Tobi to Obito, and my poor copy-cat was so truamatized, he was hiding under his bed.
"You're doomed!" I cackled, holding up a huge frying pan, "Domed to live in Tobi's shadow! Understand the pressure to act like That-" I pointed to Tobi, who was stuffing himself inside a toilet and pressing the lever, "Is what you have to live up to!"
He sobbed, "I don't want to do this anymore! I want to go back home! See Kakashi again! MOMMY!"
Hashirama, noticing the outburst, came striding over and obliviously giving his enemy (who was probably too emotional to want to kill him right now. Darn, Hashirama's got all the luck...), and hugging him.
"I love you, you love me, we're a great big family..." he sang gently, rocking Obito from side to side.
I have to muffle my snickers as I saw the growing horror in the poor kid's eyes.
This is priceless.
Entry 116
Obito left, sadly. I think he said something about coming back for a New mask later, and drop the Tobi attitude when he started his 'plan', which made no sense at all.
I know he was traumatized about yesterday, and wouldn't be copying us for a while... But he's still bent on taking my title, and acting all 'serious' and un-Tobi-like, which defeats the purpose.
...
More news came, this time on Itachi. Apparently, Sasuke's got a curse seal on his neck, and Itachi's going to check up at him.
Didn't he know his brother currently thought him as a mass murderer and wanted to kill him? Sasuke wouldn't take Itachi's appearance calmly.
I had a bad feeling about this...
Entry 117
They went and did it!
Itachi and Kisame snuck out to Konoha! And when they got back a bit bruised and battered, Kisame mentioned that the reunion didn't go well.
"We were there for... To cat the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki." muttered Itachi as a feeble excuse.
I snorted, "I know that you haven't even touched the Kyuubi brat, and we haven't even started hunting down the first tail yet! The Kyuubi was supposed to be last! What made you go and expose Akatsuki's existence to the world like that, huh? "
Calm down, Boss, you're sounding like a mother-hen.
*snarl* Says the person who cuddles Chio at night like a teddy bird.
Oooh, low blow, boss.
Entry 118
More news came in. The fox brat encountered Orochimaru.
We went there to watch, and we've brought popcorn.
Watching Orochimaru's humiliating beat-down was rather amusing, and I know enough invisibility jutsus that flies kept smacking into us because they didn't know we were there.
Chio kept eating those flies, and I think I've figured out his diet.
She likes fruits, insects, and occasionally rabbits and mice. Perhaps a squirrel or too. But watching Hashirama going hysterical is not a nice scene.
Because I know that THIS is this the man that had won That Battle. And it was embarrasing for me as well to see him like this.
So eventually when the show was over, we quietly packed while trying not to stare at Tsunade's boobs, and, er, cross that line out would you Diamau?
Nope, not until Boss apoligizes. And I have no idea you were straight.
What the hell was that suppose to mean?! The others were staring at it too! They were just...so... jiggly!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH-
Diamau, stop laughing.
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Entry 119
Groan.
Diamau had reinforced the entry from last night with a marker. Now I can't cross it off or erase it.
Damn you!
You mean "Diamau"~! Heheh
Entry 120
Madara-san, why did everybody stare at Tsunade's jiggly things yesterday?
T-Tobi, I'll tell you later... Um...
Madara-san has got time right now! Tobi want's to know!
*snicker* Boss is in a tight spot right now, isn't he?
Shut up!
And now, Tobi... Um... When a Man and a Woman loves each other very much-
Like Deidara-senpai and Sasori-san?
*choking* No! Not- Ah screw it. Yes, exactly like that. But imagine Deidara as an actual girl with girl parts.
Like that jiggly thing?
Yes, that jiggly thing. Now, when they like each other very much, or just want to have fun... Sometimes they sleep in the same bed.
But what if they bang into each other?
*coughing laugh* Yes, they do 'bang' into each other, which was why they want to sleep in the same bed in the first place.
But doesn't it hurt?
O-only the first time, you'll get used to it after that
Heheh... Nice going there, Boss~
Oh, be quiet, Diamau. So, Tobi, see what I'm holding up right now?
Yup! That's a banana! Tobi's hungry right now!
Um... *going red* d-don't stuff that in your mouth! I still need it to demonstrate! Plus, something's...just... Plain wrong with the scene I'm seeing right now.
Get your mind out of the gutter~
According to the Kyuubi brat, his mind IS the gutter. Besides, that's what today's lesson's going to be about, right?
Madara-san, Tobi want's to know why you're also holding a dounut and not eating it.
Okay, on with the demonstration. Now this, *poke the banana through the doughnut hole* is what happens when they 'bang together'. And chances are, the ... Seed would enter the hole and...
Grow a banana tree?
No, Tobi. It would magically grow a BABY into the female's tummy!
Woooooow...
Boss, just what are you trying to put into that kid's head?
...I dunno, I'm just trying my best to maintain dignity right now.
Sooo, can Madara-san tell Tobi now why people stare at girl's jiggly things?
They're called breasts, and they provide the, um, nutrition for babies to survive because they can't eat solid food. So, um, males, er, look for girls with big ones so they could have a healthy baby!
Yay! It makes sense now! Thanks, Madara-san!
Hahaha...*nervous laughter* no problem.
Boss, know that today you have created a monster.
I know...