After Ruby's failure at 'seducing' Weiss, the couple scrounged up and headed to they're dorm, where they're maniacs that they call teammates, we're probably killing each other. The two walked hand in hand, until Ruby bumped into Nora. "Ow!" Ruby groaned as she fell on her butt the same with the energetic valkyrie. Nora looked up and saw the heiress and Ruby.

"Oh! Hey guys!" She turned around and took her partners hand as Ruby did the same, massaging her rear to soothe the pain.

"Hey, Nora. What's up?"

"Oh, you know! Ren and I are going to the library to 'study'." Nora physically put quotation marks and smiled. Ren sighed and nodded.

"Well, it's a half truth."

"Ren! Shhhhh! Don't tell them our secret." Nora jumps to Ren side and 'whispers' in his ear, however the volume of her voice didn't go down in the slightest. Ruby and Wiess blushed furiously, jumping to conclusions on what they were talking about.

"Um, what?"

"Oh, nothing~! Well just be going! Let's go Ren!" Nora then grabbed Ren hand interlocking them, and sprinted off. The White Rose couple just stared at the couple before shrugging. "It never ceases to amaze me on how Ren could put up with Nora." Weiss sighs.

"Well, you deal with me."

"Well, your – you."

"I don't think that's a good reason." The two continued to head to they're dorm, only to be stopped (Or run by) Jaune and Pyrrha.

"Guys! Have, you seen, Ren and Nora?!" Jaune panted after running.

"Uh, yeah. They went to the library." Ruby answered. Jaune and Pyrrha exchanged worried looks.

"Why?" Weiss asked.

"Ren and Nora, or at least Nora, have a bad reputation of being in there. Mainly because of, vile acts'." Pyhrra said. The four of them gulped, thinking of a image of Nora doing terrible things while forcing Ren to assist her. "Jaune we need to go before we're all banded from the library!"

"Let's go! Don't worry knowledge! We're coming to save you from Mad Queen Nora!" The couple then raced off. Once again Ruby and Weiss scratched they're heads in confusion.

"What?"

"Let's just get home, Ruby."

"Ok." Finally without any distractions, they reached they're dorm. Opening the door the couple found they're teammates huddled around a, computer?

"Blake this is…very strange." Yang spoke with worry in her voice.

"Yeah. What the hell is this?" Gray added.

"I already showed you! What do you think?"

"You wrote this?" Yang asked slowly.

"Yeah!" Never has the team heard so much happiness come from Blake.

"Well, I'll tell you. It's basically a bang book. You just showed me what I thought fanfictions were." That happiness was quickly destroyed.

"Huh?" Blake looked at her friends and frowned adorably. Gray's wall of 'manliness' was breaking, but he held his own.

"Sorry, but it's the truth. From what I've read, and I've read a good chunk, you have every character banging." Having enough of this strange conversation, Weiss interjected.

"Excuse me, but what are you imbeciles talking about?!" Blake jumped grabbed her laptop and sprinted past Weiss and Ruby. Gray and Yang turned around and greeted to couple.

"Oh! Hey guys! Had fun at the library?" Gray high-fived Yang as she asked. Ruby and Weiss blushed again and yelled at the two.

"That's gross! We're not Ren and Nora! That and we just started dating!" Gray and Yang laughed hysterically at the enraged couple. Once Ruby and Wiess calmed down Gray and Yang sat down on Blake's bed. Gray and Yang smiled at each other before turning to Ruby and Wiess, they're smiles gone. "Weiss." "Ruby." The two said simultaneously. "Sit down." Ruby and Wiess gulped and sat down.

As soon as they sat down, the White Rose couple instantaneously grabbed each other hand. Gray and Yang stared at them until they were comfortable. Weiss compared them to the twins in the Shining.

"So…" Gray started. "You two have been dating around, oh I don't know, a month? Two? Two?" He reiterated the question to Yang, asking if he's correct.

"Few weeks, soooo….around a month."

"Ok, a month. And me and Yang want to set some ground rules."

Uh, what?! The two girls thought at the same time.

"What Gray said. Weiss, we don't want to hear, see or even think about what you and Ruby would want to 'do'." Yang agreed. Gray nodded and shrugged.

"I agree. Sorry Weiss and Ruby but I don't wanna see any of that." Weiss' jaw dropped.

"You make jokes about it all the time!"

"True but it's me. I mean look at me! I am on a team with four girls and one guy! We're the only team that's made up of five people! And it's me! I make sexual and perverted jokes all the time!" Weiss nodded and calmed down.

"I guess that's reasonable. Ruby?"

"Yeah. Truth be told, we weren't really thinking about it anyways."

"Eh, it's better to have it explained now then me carrying Yang away from Weiss' corpse later." Gray explained.

"You two look like a very terrifying couple." Ruby sighed.

"Well, we aren't dating. Nor do I think we ever will."

"Yeah, she's not my type." Weiss and Ruby looked at the idiotic couple in complete disappointment. The two exchanged looks, basically having a conversation with they're eyes. 'They're dumb aren't they?'

'Yup.'

'I think they're banging.'

'Yup.'

'Is you mind just yups?'

'Yup.'

'Good lord.'

'Yup.'

'SHUT UP!' Weiss glared at her girlfriend as Ruby looked, well, Ruby. Gray and Yang shook they're heads at the two. "You guys are so weird. Welp, me and Yang are going to Vale."

"Why? Where ya going?" Ruby asked.

"Clubbing!" Yang smiled. Gray usual snarky smirk faded and was replaced with a frown.

"Yay." He wooed unenthusiastically.

"Let's go, Gray!" Yang then grabbed Gray by the collar and ran out of the room.

"There's been a lot of running, and chasing and a lot of confusion going on."

"Yeah. Hey where's Blake?"

In the land of Blake…

Blake was in the library trying to read in peace but, a certain team that just so happens to sound like the planet Jupiter, was distracting her. The book-loving Faunus was sitting at one of the many tables in the massive library. "Nora! Stop! You're destroying literature!" Pyrrha cried. Nora ran away from her team and ran up to Blake.

"Oh! Hey Blake! Whatcha' doin'?" Nora asked, beaming with energy.

"Reading."

"A book called…Petty Affections?" And again, Blake's embarrassment grew and she flopped her head on the table, sighing. "Oookkk, then. I'm gonna goooo…bye!" Nora then ran off again as Pyrrha Jaune and Ren caught up to her. Blake could only think:

Why doesn't anyone understand me?

So insert not-really-a-self-plug plug here. Yeah once again Most things in this are just jokes and only jokes. Well, whadda think? Good, bad? Bueno, malo? Light, dark? Tell me how I did.

Man, I feel like one of those stickers you see on the back of a Nerd Squads car, or anyone that has a business in a van. You know what I'm talking about, 'call this number and tell me if I helped' or 'tell me if I'm driving right' yada yada yada. Eh, whatever.

Oh! I'm getting a schedule together so I can manage my time more efficiently. That and I can take breaks and see your feedback.

With that said, have a great Day / Night everyone!