A/N: Whoa! Someone, grab the press! Awesomegirl13 has finally updated Dear Fanfiction! Yeah, so anyways I know it's been awhile… but I felt like updating. so yeah.
Dear Fanfiction,
Okay. Not you've gone and done it. Here I am, the great and mighty Zeus. I'm not happy you know. You pathetic little mortals should really be ashamed of yourselves. The pen is mightier than the sword, huh? Well how about I send a million different soldiers to cut the pen right off your hand. Or better yet, cut off the whole hand.
Awh, I'm going back to bed now.
-The Great And Mighty Zeus
A/N: Later guys! Thanks for sticking with me.
-Awesomegirl13