Entry 128

Another ding-dong dash from the brats.

They left a page printed out from a computer (or so they explained)

I winced as I saw a picture of me before I got immortality. Yeah, I was OLD and I got white hair and WRINKLES!

Worse, Hashirama took a look at it and asked me if he could meet my grandpa.

Sigh...

Only Chio understands me...

Entry 129

The brats left something else this time. A future job predictor.

I typed in my own name, Madara Uchiha.

Apparently, I will become president.

Diamau will be a nun. (BWAHAHAHAHAH-)

Shut up, Boss.

Tobi will become a quiz show contestant.

And Hashirama will beome a topless model.

O.o;;

GET THOSE IMAGES OUTTA MY HEAD!

Pein will become a nice old man.

Konan will be a porn star.

Madara-san, what is porn?

... No comment.

Deidara will be an animal therapist (animal the rapist?)

Sasori will join Diamau in becoming a nun.

Kisame will b-become a lap d-dancer (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-)

Itachi would be... A superhero?

Probably because he lost his memory for now.

Hidan will become an internet hacker.

Kakuzu will take over Sasori's job as a puppeteer.

GASP! Chio is going to become a nice old man!

Shows that the results aren't accurate, Boss.

Oh, stop sulking just because you're a nun.

Sasuke is going to become a professional hippy? Heh.

Zetsu is going to become a bearded lady in the circus.

O.o

... And the kyuubi brat (aka Diary thief #2), is going to be a human shield.

...

HAHAHA! I am SO going to show this to the others!

Entry 130

Boy, were they ever MAD!

Manu of their injuries are not my fault,though. They had nosebleeds on daydreams of Konan being a porn star, and she unleashed her paper airplanes on them.

The ones that drop explosive notes.

It was also suspicious that somebody dyed Chio white, and strapped a bent wooden stick on her back labled as 'cane'.

Anyways, off to hide now.

Entry 131

I decided that going outside the Akatsuki base is a god idea, since the elemental nations IS big and they would give up sooner or later. It's not like I'm leaving the organization or something.

Decided to take Chio with me, Diamau'll go into cuteness withdraws if he dont see her for long.

Entry 132

Yaaaaawn, travelling's more boring than I thought.

Hours upon hours of walking, and still not a single village in sight!

I have no sense of direction, and had now miraculously reached Sunagakure.

Ame is a part of Mizugakure, and the distance towards Suna is a three-day travel, that's why what I just did was considered impossible.

Heh, might as well have some fun here.

Entry 133

Yeowch, they have very spicy food here! Water is also very precious, so the people drink cactus juice instead of it.

I have disguised myself as an unassuming traveller, though my fashion sense might not be working since many people are glancing my way oddly.

Boss~! Rainbow-coloured scarves and a sign on your head saying 'ignore me', is NOT the best way to be unassuming!

Really?

Heh, I shouldn't have expected more, considering the vibrant shade of orange that you painted Tobi's mask with.

Tobi likes his mask!

Yeah, listen to the kid! He likes his mask!

Sigh, THAT's what I have to deal with on my entire stay. I have successfully evaded ANBU that tried to bring me in because I'm suspicious. I am now renting an apartment and planning my next move.

Entry 134

Ah, I heard some of the news about the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams.

The Kazekage is dead, his son is 'reluctantly' appointed the new lead. Konoha is now on tense terms with Suna, and all because of Orochimaru. That's also the reason why security's so high these days.

Remind me to go kick his ass later.

But for now, I have to feed Chio.