Entry 142

I got a huge package concerning the latest events in the two Brat's world, and honestly? It doesn't make a single bit of sense.

They sent me the 'Kishimoto version' of the Naruto story. I looked old and wrinkly! My hair was white and I looked like an old geezer!

And... and OBITO managed to become the container for Juubi? I don't even get how they managed to resurrect Jubi when the nine tails brat is still there.

They call this a Plot Hole, Boss~!

Anyways, so today I've begun traveling to Konoha. Nothing happening so far. I think Hashirama's wreaking havoc somewhere with Obito, but I didn't hear any news about him.

Itachi's being pretty silent, which is no surprise. He's so stoic all the time it'd take a lot to freak him out.

Tobi's boooooooored! Are we there yet?

I think Chio-chan agrees, Boss. It's been a day already,

Er, if we're traveling by this speed, then there's still four days left.

WHAT?!

Entry 143

Because of Diamau and Tobi's pestering, I decided to go explore the nearest hidden village.

Kusagakure.

"Tobi-san, there's something I want to ask you," said Itachi.

I turned around.

"Why aren't we going to Konoha?"

Um... We will, eventually, but I think Itachi wanted to see his little brother pretty badly.

So instead of replying "Because Sasuke's over at Orochimaru's place and basically defected from Konoha," I said...

"Sasuke was kidnapped by a pedophile snake that wants his body."

Entry 144

Change of plans. We're going to Otogakure.

I didn'y even get a chance to enjoy the Grass Village's famous herbal tea when Itachi dragged us, Chio and all, to Orochimaru's lair.

Sigh, we're back to travelling.

Entry 145

I'm bored, the desert's too hot, and how could Itachi stand walking so long without water?!

Boredboredboredboredboredboredbored

-WHACK-

What did you do that for, Boss?

Stop chanting that in my head, Diamau.

But if we continue on then Chio-chan will become fried chicken!

Mmmm! Tobi likes fried chicken!

Oh no you don't!

Now Itachi's looking at me weirdly... Sigh...

Entry 146

So here's the plan: I launch the frontal assault on Otogakure while Itachi -using his ANBU-sneaking skills - infiltrates the base and 'liberate' Sasuke from Orochimaru's evil clutches.

Um, Madara-san? Tobi wonders if Orochimaru really is a pedophile...?

Of course! He's got to be like fifty now and yet in the Chuunin Exam he was in the body of a teenage girl! And getting Sasuke's body just because of his eyes is a bit drastic. I mean, can't he just rip them out and implant them?

Ahahaha... Sasori-sempai used to be partners with Orochimaru! Do you think...

Tobi, if you ever ask Sasori that, you'll get impaled faster than you can say, "Rape."

Eep! Oh poor Sasori-sempai...

I didn't mean he got *ahem* raped, but he'll be mad at the implication.

Oooh.

So that's that. Tomorrow we'll launch an attack.

Entry 147

Guess who interrupted us today?

The Kyuubi brat.

I think he sneaked out from Konoha to bring Sasuke back himself. Or maybe 'sneak' is too strong of a word. Tsunade obviously let him do it because looks like he's done this tons of times before (and failed) and the village's security system's not that weak.

So he's spotted us, and his loud presence ended up alerting the guards. I swear Itachi's ready to Tsukuyomi the brat, except he didn't know he had Tsukuyomi.

And the Kyuubi brat decided to freak out on seeing Itachi and it took Diamau and Tobi to hold him down while I explained the situation. His eyes lit up when he heard we're also rescuing Sasuke... not that he wanted rescuing by the way.

Entry 148

Pffft. Today was hilarious.

Sasuke was in the shower when we burst through the door. He took one look at Itachi and forgot about his nudness to attack his brother.

With Chidori.

Do you know that water conducts electricity?

So he fried himself, and Itachi was confused as hell. So then Naruto slipped and ended up on top of Sasuke, and I secretly took a picture of it on my camera. Chio was also wet because Sasuke never turned the water off and she couldn't see anything so she was dive-bombing Sasuke like a black ball of fur.

Shudder. Makes me remember the Puffle Invasion.

Moving on.

Then, Itachi reached out and ducked under Sasuke's fireball, which created a hole in the ceiling, which then caused the ceiling to collapse on us, and that brought Orochimaru and Kabuto here.

Itachi attacked Orochimaru, calling him a molester, while Orochimaru said something that Itachi interpreted as perverted, which caused Itachi to unconsciously release Amaterasu.

I used Kamui to extinguish the flames, of course, since Itachi didn't even notice it as he was handing Orochimaru's ass to him. Kabuto was trembling in a corner when I came over and casually stepped on him. It was all in good fun, but I think I'm the only person happy about today.

Before Sasuke could react to their third kiss (I heard there was one in their graduation exam and another one during a mission. Damn kids and their experimenting...), Naruto got kage bunshins to henge into ropes and tied Sasuke up.

Itachi managed to actually kill Orochimaru, and Kabuto fled to places unknown. We've got Sasuke hostage, and Naruto kept wanting a group hug.

We refused, of course.