Entry 149

WHAT IS THIS CANON YOU SPEAK OF?!

Entry 150

SO, we were dragged to Konoha by the Kyuubi brat's insistence. I think Itachi's slowly regaining his memory, because he's shooting Sasuke all these weird looks like a mix between wanting to hug Sasuke or take a kunai and stab himself or something.

Also, I saw Zetsu spying on us. I bribed him with fertilizer to keep him quiet, but he's following us around now.

Entry 151

I've been thinking of ending this journal entry. When traveling with all these group of people, there's BOUND to be one instance where somebody discovers the journal, opens it, and discovers just WHAT I've been up to from the last few month... Because looking back at it, a LOT of things happened. Odd things.

Actually, nobody would ever believe me if they ever read this. I didn't even remember why I still write in this when I doubt Pein even remembers issuing the order to write in it. It's been over a year already.

So yeah, this is my last entry. I'm going to (*this word has been heavily scribbled out*) tomorrow. Away from this place that reminds me so much of Hashirama and the Kyuubi brat.

Entry 152

Boss...?

BOSS!

Sheesh, where did he go? I know he doesn't like being in Konoha and all... but it's great in here! The Kyuubi kid is fun to mess with and Chio-chan's made a nest out of Sasuke's hair. Itachi headed to the Uchiha compound immediately and we don't know when he'll be back. He's certainly taking a looooooong time... He used genjutsu to hide his presence from the rest of the population, so nobody knew about a S rank missing nin being back in Konoha.

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Wait I think I heard something. Is it Boss?!

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NOPE ITS ITACHI HE GOT HIS MEMORY BACK GOTTA GO-

Entry 153

Chiyo and I were by the Akatsuki~

However I have no idea where the Boss is. I think they read this journal or something because they were looking so weirded out right now. Hah, I bet their journals are nowhere as exciting as ours got

I wonder if I pop myself then I can return to the Boss. Then we'll know where he is. But who will take care of Chio-chan? Kisame's looking hungry... *gulp* I hope he doesn't decide to eat fried chicken for dinner.

Diamau out!

Entry 154

Ok, so because of this journal, Pein finally remembered his order (from the first entry) for us to keep journals.

I dunno why. Maybe it made sense in his sadistic pierced brain or something.

So he asked for all of our journals to be handed over.

Let's see... Konan and Itachi outright refused. Sasori gave him a fake one (the real one I saw him shuffling inside Hiruko), Kisame just torn his to pieces, Zetsu ate his, Deidara blew his up

Entry 155

Diamu.

Yes, Boss?

Take care of this diary.

What? No no no... If I get dispelled somewhere it'll get dropped! Then you really don't want to see who's getting their hands on this diar-

Journal.

Okay, okay... Why don't you want to give it to Pein anyways? Or Tobi?

Are you serious? Look at the previous entries.

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W-wow.

This is likely my last entry. You have any last words?

*sweatdrop* You sound like you're going to kill me or something.

Don't worry about that. Now-

Wait am I not worrying about you dispelling me or am I not worrying because you won't dispel me?

Shut up. Chio... Eat the book.