Nagisa's Storytime, Chapter 4
Ha! I'm sure you wanted to know some dumb excuse why that idiot was going to join that club. But hah! You can't have it, since I'm interrupting this show. That's right, screw you Nagisa!
Instead, say hello to the new overlord/generic villain of this story, me! I can't tell you my name since we need a dramatic reveal for the plot later on, but you can call me K. Like, just K, a bit like L. Not Dr. K or K as if in oK. JUST K, K?
Right, getting really fucking confusing. So I'm the main villain of this dumb story and I uh… what was my motive again? Right, TAKE OVER THE WORLD! And by world I mean basically Iwatobi and a few other places because this show doesn't really have a big milieu. Oh, milieu basically means the place the story is set, bet you feel stupid now that I had to tell you that!
So yeah, I'm gonna mess things up really annoyingly until the main character defeats me with the power of friendship I guess. I mean, how else will I get attention if I'm not the main antagonist or part of Nagisa's group of hot friends? Cut me some slack, geez.
With the powers of darkness and my Knights of Darkness (I know it's a corny name, fight me), I'll do evil shit and steal the show! Yeah, you just wait.
Wow, what happened there? Felt kinda weird for a moment… But yeah, back to the story!
"I want to join this club, as a host!" Momo yelled, and everyone looked at each other, bothered and I guess kinda embarrassed. What were they expecting from the airhead from this story?
"Momotarou, we already have an airhead-type…" Glasses guy said, looking at Tamaki super passive-aggressively. "…But if you can prove that you're of use to us, sure." He continued, and pushed up his glasses in that super-cool way to finish off the sentence.
"I'm sure I'll be of use, just give me a chance, alright?" Momo pleaded, and Kyoya looked to that Tamaki guy, to ask him his opinion I guess. When he didn't give one (Tamaki was still too shocked about that burn from Glasses), he just hummed in thought and turned back to look at Momo.
"Fine. Tomorrow, lunch break in music room No.3." He said, and left to attend some customers. Momo was on cloud nine and bounced up and down on his seat excitedly. "I'll be there!"
It was then when Nitori asked what we were probably all thinking. Well, I was actually thinking if we actually had a music room, yet alone a third one. "Um, Momo… why would you want to join this kind of a club?" Momo simply pointed in a direction and we all turned to look that way. And there she was, Gou. And before you start correcting me like "Actually, Nagisa Hazuki, you know very well she wants to be called Kou instead, you're a bad person blah blah blah…", I think you should take a step back because I'm the star of the show and I do as I please!
So with that out of the way, let's move on. We looked at her, and she was just minding her business and chatting to that girl with a scythe I mentioned before. I really should've guessed, cuz he only really cares about that girl and would probably do anything for her. Except like, ask her out of course. "Just for her sake? Really?" I asked, and Momo nodded enthusiastically in response.
We all kind of had this defeated look on our face as we thought just how Momo could be such an idiot. Then I remembered that Nitori and Rin were still wearing maid costumes and took like fifty pictures before they noticed anything at all.
Afterwards, we strolled around the festival grounds again. We ate all kinds of stuff, like rice balls and sushi and other generic Japanese foods from the food vendors, and then played a game where you have to throw a bean bag at some cans and usually lose a lot of money. I won a really cheap made-in-China teddy bear!
After the game, as we were walking to see if there was someplace we hadn't gone to yet, Nitori texted me and shamelessly asked me to send all the pictures of Rin as a maid to him. Really, Ai-chan? I couldn't believe it! Who would've known he's such a… fan of my photography skills!? I sent him like twenty of my best shots, great angles as well.
But then, it happened. I know, how epic and ambiguous does that sound? We were near the Book Club's stand when action music started playing. When you're in an anime, you know that when that music starts, shit's about to go down! Everyone kind of gasped out of shock, since Iwatobi usually is a pretty chill town.
"Ha-ha, I've caught you by surprise!" Someone said, and we all kind of looked around till we finally noticed this guy just casually standing on the roof of the school. The voice sounded male, but since whoever was there was wearing a mask, I wasn't for sure.
"It's a nice party you're having here, mind if I join?" The villain asked, laughing a little until some smartass yelled back that this was a festival, not a party. "Well, whatever you have here, I'm joining you!" The intruder continued, and unveiled a long-ass sword from… idk, it just kind of appeared. "Now, let me explain why I'm here, since we need exposition for you all to understand why I want revenge! It all began a long time ago, when my mother was killed by…"
Holy shit, boring! Antagonists, I know you always want to explain your plan before attacking, but at least make it short and simple. Nobody has time for this stuff, and I was already getting hungry again.
"And because of this, I have come to you as a Knight of Darkness to-" Thankfully (I was dying of boredom) he was kinda cut off when this one bald guy in a yellow suit and cape just came from behind the villain and punched. He punched that guy really softly, almost just nudged.
Whoever it was up there that day was blown into like, a gazillion pieces instantly. Everyone looked at the scene for a little while, faces blank, until the hero walked off. Then, we just kind of returned to our activities like it never really even happened, because even the book Rei was trying to get me to read was more exciting than that generic masked person.
Later, it turned out that it wouldn't be our last encounter with the Dark Knights. *Dun dun duu!*, right? What an epic line to end this on.
Previously;
"I'm gonna try my very best to post every 2-3 days..." Yeah, that totally happened. Sorry people, but I guess I can blame Christmas and the new years for now.