Hola peoples! I am back at ya with a new For the Love of RWUBY chapter! Ever since I finished chapter one of this fic one question had plagued my mind: 'How could I pull off a chapter with Nora Valkyrie?' After a lot brainstorming, re-watching RWBY, and playing Pokemon SoulSilver (Which has the best after game in any pokemon game EVAR), I finally came up with the perfect scenario!
So without further ado, let's get into the next chapter of For the Love of RWUBY!
Chapter 4 (Dare Off): Start!
'I'm so kicking Jaune's and Ren's asses the next time I see them.' One very miffed Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki thought to himself. He and the two male members of team JNPR were supposed to go out and catch a movie together. They all agreed that they meet up at seven so they could make it to the theater and grab their tickets before eight. The whiskered blonde decided to take the time before they met up to do a little training. By the time he finished and showered up, it was time to meet up with the guys. When he got to the student lounge, he patiently waited for the two… for forty-five minutes. When he tried contacting them on their scrolls, he received no answer so he contacted Pyrrha who then told him that they left at SIX!
Naruto figured the two ditched him because of the pranks he pulled on them.
'Oh so that douche Winchester can get away with shoving Jaune in his own locker and blasting him off to god knows where but it's a crime when a friend does it; and so what if I died Ren's hair pink? It at least matched that one weird strand he has…' To make matters worse, when Naruto tried heading back to his room he was immediately kicked out because his roommates and the girls from team JNPR wanted to have a girls night.
"Hmph. Some friends they are…" He grumbled to himself. That left him alone in the student lounge with the riveting task of channel surfing, which he continued to do. He was so into this task, he didn't notice the orange haired girl slowly stalking behind him until she popped out right in front of him out of nowhere and yelled: "HI!"
"GAH!" The blonde yelled and jumped back, nearly falling over the coach. "N-Nora! Don't freak me out like that! And what are you doing here?! Weren't you supposed to be with the other girls right now?!"
Nora's green eyes blinked for a few seconds before she responded with: "Well, I felt bad that you were left behind by Jaune and Ren, so I thought that you could use some company! I mean if I were left behind my friends I'd feel horrible! The feeling that you aren't wanted…"
"Nora…" Naruto began, hoping to get the girl to stop talking.
"And that your friends are having so much more fun without you there…"
"Nora…" he spoke up a little louder, but to no avail…
"I'd feel completely ALONE! It's like being at a Family sized dinner without your family there at all." She then gasped. "Could you imagine a family dinner without your family?! That's so disapo-"
"NORA!" This time, his scream managed to bring an end to her ramblings and have her look at the blonde and say: "Yes Kitten?"
The whiskered blonde's right eye began to twitch when he heard Nora's nickname for him. People giving him a nickname because of his birthmarks was nothing new to him, especially Yang's nickname whiskers, but for some reason, the name kitten just felt emasculating.
"Let's just sit down and watch TV." Naruto said as he then ran his hand through his hair. His mom thought HE was hyperactive, she hadn't met Nora Valkyrie. Luckily enough, she sat down, allowing him a few moments of piece to pointlessly surf the television. After a couple of minutes, Nora spoke up again.
"This is boring…"
Naruto sighed and turned the T.V. off. "Yeah…" he agreed with her. "I can't believe I'm sitting here on a Friday night with nothing to do! You have any idea to make this fun Nora?"
The hyper girl rested her hand on her chin to help her come up with something fun. After a minute of thinking, her green eyes shimmered with excitement as she suddenly said: "OOH! I got it! We'll have a dare off!"
"A dare off?" The blonde repeated.
"That's right! We give each other crazy dares. The first one to back out of a dare will have to do the bidding of the other for a day."
Naruto thought it over for a second before shrugging his shoulders and saying: "What the heck? I'm in!" This seemed to make the hammer wielder's grin grow even wider.
"OK Then! Who goes first?"
"Eh. I'll let you give the first one." Naruto offered.
"Great! Well then, Naruto I dare you to put a box of rapier wasps in Cardin Winchester's locker." Now any normal person would look at the girl like she was crazy and would refuse that dare. Fortunately (Or Unfortunately depending on who you ask) Naruto was more than willing to pull off a stunt like that. With a mischievous grin, the blonde responded with:
"Sure. Just hand me a box and consider it done." The instant those words left Naruto's mouth, Nora had left the room and came back a mere three seconds later with a jar of the wasps. With a raised eyebrow, he said: "Okaaaay. I'm not gonna question where you got those from or how quickly you got them…" He then took the jar and proceeded to head to Cardin's locker. After forty five minutes, the two stuffed the locker with the wasps and were right around the corner.
"And now, we wait for the magic." Naruto spoke with Nora looking on in anticipation. A few seconds later Cardin, who received a call on his scroll from an "anonymous" admirer, arrived at his locker which had a note posted on it. It read: "Open the locker my sweet Cardin. There you will find the gift that perfectly represents what I feel for you."
With a grin, the bully opened his locker…. Only to greeted by the rapier wasps flying into his face and stinging him. He took off screaming in an extremely high pitched voice, unknowingly running past the laughing duo of Naruto and Nora.
The orange haired girl was clutching her sides in laughter. "Oh My God! That was great!" She said.
"Too great!" Naruto agreed, wiping a tear away. After a few minutes of collecting themselves, Naruto gained a humorous glint in his eyes as an idea for his first dare came to mind.
"I just came up with my dare for you." He spoke grabbing Nora's attention. He then dug into his book bag (which the girls from his team were kind enough to let him to grab before kicking him out) and pulled out itching powder. "I dare you to sprinkle this on Jaune's and Ren's beds." He was gonna do this himself before the male members of team JNPR got back, but he figured this would be as good a time as any.
The orange haired girl gasped at the dare. "You sir are an evil, evil person!" She exclaimed.
"So is that you backing out?" The blonde challenged. With a look of determination, the hyper girl swallowed the lump in her throat and took the bottle. She hated doing this to Ren and Jaune, but a dare was a dare.
After making the journey back, Nora did as she was dared while Naruto was setting up a small hidden camera so he could record the reactions of his fellow blonde and his cool and collected teammate.
"Okay, it's done." Nora told him.
"Great. I can't wait for those two to get back so I can see the look on their faces." The whiskered huntsman in training said. Speaking of evil grins, a figurative light bulb had gone off in Nora's head for Naruto's next dare and she couldn't stop smiling.
"Well then Kitten, you're gonna love this next one."
"Bring it on!" Naruto declared.
"I dare you to…" Nora then whispered in the blonde's ear, which in turn caused his skin to go pale at the thought of what the orange haired girl was asking of him.
"N-No way Nora. Please, anything but that." He pleaded.
"Uh Uh! A dare's a dare Kitten, now you have to do it." She said.
"Do you have any idea what will happen to me if I do this?!" Nora responded to this by making chicken noises.
"I win the dare off, I win the dare off." She started singing to herself, which further egged the blonde on. With the most reluctant of sighs, The Uzumaki regretfully spoke:
"Fine. I'll do it. Just give me a couple of minutes to get ready for this…" Hearing this, Nora ran over to grab what she needed for what she was sure to be the moment of the night.
XXX
Two minutes later, Naruto was knocking on the door to his along with the rest of team RWUBY's door with a cd in hand. Looking behind him, he saw Nora with the biggest of smirks and a huge thumbs up.
Soon after, the door opened, revealing Naruto's team leader, Ruby Rose. The black and red haired girl tilted her head to the side in confusion as she saw her teammate standing in front of her. "Hey Naruto, is something wrong?"
Without giving an answer, the blonde walked into the room much to the surprise of Ruby and all the other girls in the room. This didn't sit well with Weiss.
"Naruto?! What part of GIRL'S Slumber party don't you understand?! GET OUT!" The heiress demanded. Instead Naruto ignored it and continued on to where the Radio he had was. He entered the CD Nora gave him and gave everyone in the room an apologetic look.
*Cue I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred*
I'm too sexy for my love.
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave~~~
At the start of the song, Naruto had begun shaking his hips and dance to the song. Everyone in the room was looking at the blonde in shock at this sudden action. Their reactions only got worse when they saw the blonde remove his shirt and twirl it in the air as he continued singing and dancing.
I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for Vacuo. Too sexy for Mistral, Atlas and Vale Oh~~
He then turned his back to the group and shook his backside at the girls. This caused a rather interesting chain of reactions amongst the females of the room. Blake looked at Naruto and thought that he had completely lost his mind. Both Ruby and Pyrrah were blushing up a storm as neither was used to seeing an admittedly attractive shirtless guy dancing around. Yang was grinning while cheering: "Woo! Shake it whiskers!"
Weiss's reaction was an interesting one to say the least, with her cheeks pink and her left eye twitching.
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing~~~
It was at this point the white haired girl couldn't take it anymore; she walked over to the radio and turned it off. Naruto stopped his dancing and turned to face the scar having heiress, which proved to be a painful mistake as she gave him one of the most painful slaps he ever received.
XXX
Nora had found it incredibly difficult not to laugh (again) at Naruto who was sporting a rather large hand print on his right cheek, as the duo were now sitting in the student lounge with a random scroll in hand.
"Oh sure laugh it up. YOU weren't threatened to be castrated…" The grumbling blonde said. "Why do you even HAVE that CD?"
Nora looked at her friend for a few brief seconds before shrugging her shoulders and flashing a goofy grin, causing Naruto to sigh.
"So what do you want me to do with this scroll?" She asked. The Uzumaki looked at her with a devious grin.
"I'm glad you asked." He responded. "I dare you to prank call Ozpin."
"But… wouldn't he be able to tell it was me calling him?"
"Normally he would. But this is a scroll I had designed specifically for prank calls. The call will be completely untraceable."
"Wow. Where did you get a scroll like this?"
"I know a guy…" This answer caused the orange haired girl to pout. "So here's what I want you to say…"
XXX
Professor Ozpin was sitting peacefully in his chair sipping his usual cup of coffee and doing paperwork when a call suddenly appeared on his scroll. Checking it, he saw that the caller was someone he wasn't expecting.
Answering it, he saw the manager of his favorite coffee shop in Vale.
"Mr. Ozpin! Congratulations! You are the winner of Java Joe's monthly raffle drawing! You have won yourself fifty percent off all your coffee purchases for the next year! Please come down right now to claim your prize!"
The headmaster of Beacon's eyes widened, nearly threatening to fall out of his head. This was the chance he was waiting for three months now. He would NOT let this opportunity go to waste.
Quickly grabbing his jacket and cane, he rushed out of his office and said "Ms. Goodwitch, there is some business I need to tend to. I will be back shortly." Without waiting for a response, the gray haired man was gone before you could say dust.
XXX
The headmaster was outside quickly searching for a form of transportation to the city. He wasn't aware of the fact that two students had a perfect view of him from the window they were seated in and were totally laughing themselves silly.
Nora was red in the face from laughter: "I can't believe he fell for that!"
Naruto himself wasn't doing much better as he was laughing so hard he was having trouble talking. "Told… you… he'd… do anything for coffee." After a few moments of continuously laughter, the two teens finally calmed down and Nora spoke:
"Well Kitten, I have to hand it to you. That was probably the best dare we could have."
Hearing this, Naruto gained a cocky look before crossing his arms and boasted: "Yep! Bet there isn't anything you could come up with that could top that." This seemed to spark something in Nora as a rather… unsettling grin found its way upon her face.
"Oh, I have something up my sleeve Naruto…"
And just like that, the blonde froze in fear. It wasn't just the grin, but the fact that Nora actually addressed him by his first name. That alone told him that he needed to brace himself for the craziest dare possible.
"Naruto…" She began. The whiskered huntsman in training was sweating profusely. What could this dare be?
"I dare you…" Prance around campus naked? Fight an Ursa with both hands tied behind his back? Fight an Ursa with both hands tied behind his back WHILE being naked? Dear god what could this dare be?!
"…To take me on a date." She finished.
Naruto stood still for a full minute before giving the most intelligent response he possibly could: "Huh?"
"Take me out on a date. There's no class tomorrow and I don't have any plans with my team."
"….This is a joke right?" That question caused Nora to gain a hurt look.
"You don't want to go out with me?" She asked.
"N-No! That's not it!" He quickly said as she nervously scratched the back of his head. "It's just that… I always thought that you and Ren were…"
Nora puffed her cheeks when she realized where Naruto was going with that statement. "Ren and I aren't TOGETHER together." She stated. "He's my best friend and he's like a brother to me, but I never thought about him like that. And well…" A pink twinge then appeared on her cheeks. "I like you Naruto. You're cute, you're funny, you're really sweet when you want to be, and I have a lot of fun when I'm around you!"
Naruto was caught completely off guard by this declaration. Out of all the females he knew, Nora was the one he least expected to have feelings for him. But, he wasn't completely against that. The orange haired girl was pretty cute and while people would see her as crazy, he actually welcomed her randomness as well; he was a lover of the unpredictable.
Scratching his whiskered cheek, he spoke. "Wow Nora, I had no idea you actually felt that way about me. I can't say that I like you the same way you like me, but I would like to see where this could go. So I guess I accept your dare."
When she heard that, the hammer wielder's smile was so wide; Naruto could have sworn that her face would've been stuck that way. "Great!" She exclaimed. Her next action was a complete shocker: she walked over to Naruto, framed his face, and planted a kiss on him.
She then skipped along and was on her way out of the student lounge, not before telling Naruto: "I'll see you tomorrow at the front of the school at five! Catch you later kitten!"
Naruto stood in that spot where Nora kissed him and traced his fingers over his lips. Tonight was originally intended to be a dude's night out with him and the guys. The last thing he thought would happen was for him to land a date then get kissed by the giant ball of spontaneity known as Nora Valkyrie. But in spite of it all, the smile on his face wouldn't go away.
XXX
Nora was peacefully humming as she skipped back to her room. She was happy, no ecstatic, to have gotten a date with the object of her affections, Naruto. So excited was she, she was completely unaware of her surroundings. Which was a real pity because if she was doing so, she would have noticed both Jaune and Ren frantically running and furiously scratching themselves while yelling:
"MAKE THE ITCHING STOP!"
Chapter End
And there you have it folks! Let the records show that on this day, I became the FIRST person to write A Naruto/Nora pairing! (Hopefully without Nora being OOC) I know I kind of promised Yang's chapter would be next, but once I had the idea for this chapter, I just had to write it as soon as possible. So Yang's chapter will be next… hopefully… Till then catch you all next time in For the love of RWUBY!
Reviews Response
Sage of Six Paths 6071: XP Sorry man, but I'm back in school. If I could make the chapters and upload them at the time and pace I wanted to, I would. But unfortunately, time's my enemy.
Kigen No KitsuneOokami: An Emerald chapter? Hmm… actually you mentioning the resemblance between her and Fuu might give me some ideas for the future. We'll just have to wait and see.
Zero: Well as of this chapter, Summer is confirmed to only be Ruby's mom XP (Which I'm glad that the show FINALLY explained how the heck Ruby and Yang are related) As for a chapter with her… I'm not sure.
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