This is a parody of all those bad OC stories, and how they claim that they characters of course are oh so original and unique. I have a long history with them, some of it is very personal. So I decided to write this piece of elephant dung in under 15 minutes and call it a day. Comedy isn't my forte but I've wanted to do this in a long time so here it is. If you find it somehwat entertaining, that means that I did something right. Enjoy.

Please bear in mind that this not targeted at any specific person but it is a parody. And no, it's not going to be 100+ chapters.

Chapter 1: KONICHIWA, WATASHI WAS HIMESAMA SAKURA. WATASHI WAS KAWAIi!

"Ohaio!" screamed Sakura Himesama, as she twirled into the class room, her beautiful rainbow-colored hair wayved behin her as she dances gracefully. He neko ears twitched as so did her two neko tails. Sakuras himehair was long and beautiful, shinning in all colors of the effing rainbow, reachind down her ankles. All the bois in school wanted to screw her because she was so effing beautifyl with beautiful orbs-like eyes that changed colorofter her mood and today they were blue beause she was happy. (:-D)

Her cursed katana with the powers of Darkness hang around her waist. Because Sakura was half angel half demon half shingami and half God (No mary sue, guise!)

Sakura Himesama was wearing a beautiful black sailor fuku with a leather miniskirt (she's not a slut!) and a spiked ribbon colored blood red. She whore black panties with skulls on them and no bra because her boobies was so big and biyortiful that they didn't need braas. She had fingerless gloves, all in black. She whore them because she used to cut herself when Orochimaru tortured and raped her and kept her as his personal slave. Also because she was his daughter and she had all the powers of the tailed beasts. Salura doesn't like talking about her past because it hurtz soo much and then her eyes turn black and she cry and cuts and cry and cut and fuck.

"Hi sakua chan!" Light Yagami (OMG! FUCK MISA, STUPID HOE! o) SMILED at his girlfriend as he want over to her and kissed her so deeply that he could taste her breakfast. "You had bento tiday, right baby?" he winked at her Light is so hotz!)

And everyonje stared at them sugoi'ed like OMG! But Sakura was Light sama's kanojo and all the other bitches could stay away. Especially that stupid blonde misa (or whas it miso? Whatever. (-_-))

"Sakurasammmaaaaaaa!" Saskye uchiha jumped to his princeess snatching him out of Light's arms. "Love me, hun!" he begged with tears in his eyes. "You are the only one who understands me!" he glared at the light. "You better treat her well, Dark! She's the only one who can deal with my totally-out-of-character angst!"

"Shaddup Shitsuke!" Light hissed like and angry puppy (because puppies are so kawaii!)

"Please don't argue. I hate when people fight. I daisuki everyone!" Saukra. Broke. Down!

"Ugh, is she crying again?" Misa rolled her eyes. "Get over yourself."

How dare yoy! Light yelled a bitch. Sakura chan is hurt, how can you hurt her like that?! Don't you know her parents was brutally killed before her eyes?"

"Light-kun. Not you too…" Misa sighed, turning her back to all of the grammatically wrong idiots.

"Why are u so mean, Miso?" (Lolz, get it? like Miso soup! Its japanaese so of course its awesome!) Sakura cried, her eyes had changed to black because she so sad, and because Misa was such a bitch!

Suddenly everything began to rumble, like there was a effing earthquake!

I'm going you kill you miso!" sakura screamed, her eyes had turned red. (:-c)

"UHH! SAKURA IS SOO KAWAI WHENS SHE'S MAD!" ROCK LEE JUMPED FROM THE WINDOW, BUT SAKURA KICKED HIM IN THE NUTZ (lol) AND HE FELL DOWN TO HIS DEATH (because rock lee was ugly and he had really ugly eyebrows and he's totally fay for neji and neji is not a gay! His cool because he is mi- sakura's boyfriend #17, but sakura is not a slut okay?)

"Please leave me alone." Misa rolled her eyes so hard, they might as well be stuck in the back of her head. She got op from her Seat, and was about to walk out the when Sakura's black demon wolf with 43 tails and angel wings that shined like the light jumped down from the heavens and blocked the door. The wolf was bestowed upon her by the Gods at birth. door

"Sweet baby Jesus, what now?" Miso almost yelled in frustration. Son of a Bitch, now she was stuck here with this rainbow colored psycho chick!

What will happen next, find out!

Also sakura is not a mary sue, she's super kawai with special powers that can if she's mad enough destroy the entire effing universe (but that's not gonna happen because sakura is daisukied by everyone and her nakama! Except from Misa because she is BITCH!

I like all of the canon characters here, so apologies to my fellow fans.

I potrayed Misa as the only sane one with no gramma errors because in these fics, the female characters almost end up being potrayed as stupid and annoying. And I'm not okay with that.

Hoped you enjoy the shitfest.