CHAPTER 2: DESU NE?
"Sakura chan, look out" lighto-kun called out because salura was his beloved. From the floor something pink erected from the ground. A giant Sakura Harona! (OMG!)
"WHERE IS ASKUKE KUN?" she screamed so every single glass exploded in the whole school exploded into a megatrollion little pieces. Sakura Himesawa's beautiful orbs wieden until they could wided no more and she gasped as her orbs turned green (surpize!)
Haruno-bitch-chan's moth opened and something black jumped out, headimg towards Sakura's demon angel wolf catched the thing in its mouth and it turned out, It was white.
"No way! Orochimaru!" Sakura gasped.
"My daughter!" Orochimaru gasped back, as his eyes began to water up.
"Wait, weren't your parents mauled." Misa crossed her arms.
"Only her mother, you blood insensitive witch. Her mother died whole given birth and I had to give her up."
"Oh dear, can it get even more cliché? Why don't you just tell her she's God incarnated."
"Oh, how did you know?" Sakura's deer pappy tilted his head as snakies fell out of it.
"Son of a bitch, forget I asked!" Misa found some space where she could stand and sulk like that baby she was. (HAHA, go sulk in the sad corner!)
"Wait oto-san! Why do you wanna Sasuka?" Sakura jumped tp her fathers aid.
"Because I came to tell you that you and and sasuke kunare invited to your rbothers wedding."
"Wait, Onichan! He's getting married? FOR REALZ?" Sakura's beautiful, magical eyes brimmed with excitement as they shined in all colors of the rainbow.
"L-kun is getting ,arried to Mello." Haruno gagged.
"Hurray!" everyone cherered except for Misa who was just a sour lemon with constant PMS.
"But we got to hurry. The Akabakatsuki is on their way to crash the whole thing!" Orochimaru yelled.
"Party foul!" Light screamed back. He pulled out his Death Note from his butt and opened it. "Give the names!"
"Lighto-kun. I don't want you to kill. I don't want… *sniff* war!" Sakura collaped to her knees as her eyes turned black. Why did people fight all the time, It wasn't fair! It flt like athouand needles got stuck in her throat whenever someone was fighting. It. Hurt. So. Mucch.
ANGST!
"My love. I wouyld never hurt you!" Light jumped to Sakura
"Nighter would I!" Sasuke jumped to Sakura
They both embraced her so her orbs turned blue with happiness.
"And I was once in love with Light. What the fuck happened?" Misa thought back on her past mistakes and life as a prostitute. (She probably have STD after whoring around with Haruno, WHO STOLE MY CHARACTER'S NAME!)
-Some time later-
"L-KUN! I LOVE YOU" MELLO SMILED AS TEARS KEPT FALLING DDOWN ON HIS PALE FARSE.
"MELLON-KUN! I LOVE U 2! L CRIED AS HER EMBRACED HIS LOVE. SO KAWAII!
But suddenly the Akabakamakatakatsuki appeared and crashed the weeding by eating the cake!
OH NO, CAN SAKURA SAVE HIS ONICHAN AND RESCUE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF HIS LIFE.
FOND OUT!
A/N: Sakura Himesama has her own (un)original artwork! Also this took me twenty minutes to write, due to pre-university classes.