Ok ok, It was tim for Sakura himesama to gear up to SAVE HIM ONICHAN! And of curse, she need to lok übar sexi! So sakura toke some transparant lacy wonderwear colored black like sasukes hair and the dakrwsst of derp nights. She then pulled on her black sailor fuku shirt with the blood red ribones letting her byortiful Rapunzel raibow hare, that sparkled like a star trek night. (Star trek is cool, am I raite?) the sailor fuku exposd her j cup as her big bobbies jiggle wit any move she make. Finding her blak as naight sailor fuku miniskirt that shoved off her tiny kawaii butt. Sakura den found a fishnet stocking and took it onn. Finding her red convoice with kawaii skulls on them. She tok them on her long skinny model like legs. Uhh sakura need to loose some weight, she's 65 kilograms. (BUT SHE IS NOT FAT! SHE JUST NEED A LITTLE LESS WEIGHT TO BECOME AND MODEL) Sakyra tok her katana and her demon angel wolf with 43 tails and angels wings that shine like the heavinly light of pure Jesus.

Light stood around and cocked bennto when he saw his beatifal lady-love and only and only prick(princess) sakura himesawa. Aloha he sad, smiling as twenty newborn babies. Ola said sakura as she dancingly twirled to her love her Rambo hair flowing like sakura petals in de nailed wind. Her eyes were glowing blu like the sinful sea. R u redy to go? Lighto-kun asked ut before he could speal more a loud KABOOM suddenly came fram the backyard of ythe school.

OMG whats up? It is the AkabakamakaSnukatsuki!

No, u bich! Ino fapped her hare. Choji just farted.

Ahhh, yokata! Sakura sighed wipping off sweat beds ass she look to choji (fat fuck)

You baka! How dore u? SAKURA WAS PISSED OFF! HER DEEP OBRS TURNED RED AS THE BLOODIEST OF BLOOD AS SHE SLICED CHOJI UP LIKE HOW THEY SLICE UP SUSHI AT KING'S.

BAKA BAKA BAKA SAKURA SCREAMED SO ALL DE GLASS BROKE INTO PIECES. "Shut the fuck up, snowflake!" Misa screamed from the bench se shat at and reading some stupid Shakespeare shit. "The police are gonna throw you into jail for that! And get some pants on, please!" Miso-soup grunted like the sour bich she is. (just die misa!)

SILENCE OROCHIMARU SLAPPED MISA ACROSS HER STUPID FARSE WITH A SNAKE AND IT WAS SOOOOOO SUGOI!

YAY! LUV U PAPPA! SAKURA JUMPED BACK AND 4TH. Wow sakura, your dad am cool sasuke sugoi'd with her.

"Fucking hell…" miss-bitch got up from da ground and dusted some shite of her slutty outfit. Se's so emo!

Suddenly a car came crassing thou the school gates and almost ran over the dog-pedophile kiba. The dor opens and out cums L and Mello. Mellon is hurt and had turns green. (like a watermelon, GET IT?)

Onichan sakura said her beattifal orbs turning orange as she ran to her beloved onichann oichan she screamed, so happy and sad. I thinked tht the Akakakakrottsuki had mauled you. Im so glad, yokota!"

"Get off me please." L snarled as he rolled his eyes, HE SUCH A TSUNDERE AS HIS FARSE GETS RED. Mellon nodded an as it turns out, he was justeating a watermelon. He looked fat. (fatty, hehe)

U gain weight, mellon? Sakura googled to her bother-in-law. "No. I'm suffering from a serious unexplained disease called Male-pregnancy. It happens when ignorant fans gets full of themselves and takes a huge shit on a very specific word that sets the ground rules for every human being, be it real life or fanfiction. I think it's a word, you've prpbaly had shoved into your stupid little face a numerous times considering you are a high school student. That word, mind you is in fact called… Biology." Mellon was so dangerously close to throw that melon in sakura's face. But seriously he would never do that because L was afterall her ponichan!

You got preggas! SUGOI MELON! Sakuras eye grow so big that they almost poop out if her head.

"Yes I am. Thank you Sakura Himesama. Thanks to your freaky fantasies and shitty writing, I'm a fucking seahorse."

"Oh and by the way. The 'father' is Matt. L is just the best man."

You wrere unfaithful to onichan! How dare u! SAKURA BLEW UP DRAWINGER HER KATANA AND HER DEMON ANGEL WOLF HUMPED TO HER AID. I'M GOING TO KILL UUUU! SHE AIDS AS HER ORBS TURNS RED AS MISA'S PMS.

SEE? YOU MADE ME THINK OF MISO'S TAINT! SAKURA CRYED. WHY WAS EERVYONE SO MEAN TO HER? THEY TREATED HER SO BAD JUST BECAYSE HER PARENTS DIED A HORRIFIC DEATH AND SHE WAS RAPED THROUOUT HER WHOLE LIFE. AND SHE WAS BULLIED CONSTANTLY JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS SO FUCKING BEATIFUL! WHYYYYY!

But a cannonball amost hit Sakura and when she looked up with beartifully cursed eyes she swa the AKASNOOKIE! (HOLY SHIT)

Sakura, Im gonna kill dat arse kanon (or whats her face) skimped t sakura but sakura just cut her head off and the demon angel wolf with 74 tails ate her corpse. U wanna hurt my onichan! She sad preparing to kill those sun of a bitches.

SUGOI DESU NE? THE BATTLE IS ON!

A/N:

The "Convoice/Converse" is actually inspired from my mother who mispronouces everything. another example is Snapchat which is going to be Snip Snap. and Toys 'r' Us to Toys 'n' Stoys. Kings is a running sushi resturant located close to where I live. Also, Mello is joining the sanity wagon.