U killed Konan! Zetsu barked. "u KILLED OUR NAKAMA ONESAMA!" HE BARLED.
Sakura ist the onli onesamma here, Aloe Vera. Sakue cried blood as he riliefed hes sharingang. Sasuke creamed sakura; who rushed to her luver! (Semicolons makes watashi smart. Im like that douche, lelouch) my love breathed sasuke s he cried the Nile river of blood.
"Ok. Why are you having your period through your eyes, Sasuke. Last time I checked-" bitched Mistake. But lighto my(SAKURAS) hero helped sakura by saying. Silecene!
"Oh no, I'm giving birth!" scream Mellon. Onisama-in-law-kun sakura humped to his aid. Where do the baby come out? She questioned as her neko ears twicted in confision. L, helpme plz! Wut aboot (Door)Matt? (Get it, like doormat?!) I need u here as da father, L. you gotta do the right thing, L!
"Mello! In last chapter, you said Matt was the father, not L." Misa facepalmed so hard that I think her brian was damaged a thousand times.
Do it, like matter anyways? Deidara, the fag twingled his blonde hair. (ok Im not hating on gai, ok? I just dont like obnauseous gai guys like Gai)
Who cares, lest just kill them hoes and move on. Pain commanded as all of his weird sibvlings, separated at birth came from nowhere and transformed to ythe twelfth tailed cockroach.
But salura, transformed into a giant beauytiul beuty pony-demon-angel-God-Shinigami-unicorn with 69 tails and her cused darlness katana as horns (shes a alicorn!) and now she had the power to DESTROY DA WHOLE WORLD! Oh and she were 188 feet high (on crack, LULZ! NO SRSLY, sakura is oerfect in every other worls and dus she don't smoke or drink or smoke pot or do drugs or swear, and she was never let anyone hurt her nakama and daisuki sasuke and lighto and now utatchi.)
SAUKURA-ojosama MY LOVE, DONT KILL ANYONE PLZ. ITACHI JUMOED TO THE UNICORN AND RIDE IT ALMOST TO HELL. BUT SAKURA HIMECORN WOULD HAVE NO OF IT. itachi-kun.., plz dont. I luv u too much! Sakuras eyesturns black. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU RODE ME TO HELL! IT DONT MATTER I LOVE U SAKURA-CHAN.
Sugoi slackura is so pretty sugoi'd the other members of the Aakatokyostuki.
WATASHI AM GOD-KAMI-SAMA! SKURA TURNED TO A GORD AS ITCHITACHI WAS THROWN OF LIKE A SACK OF PATOTES!
ONISAMAAAA! CRIED SKYESUKE AS HIS ONICHAN FLELL FROM DA SJY SORING THROUGH THE SKY AS A EAGLE.
And then he crashed on the ground and died. But only almost.
Itatchi! Cried kisame who was totally gai for itatchi kun but no one like him because he smelled like pearl harbor and not like sushi and because Sakura himesama's favorite is sushi and evrrything Japanese, no one liked kisame.
Bot don't worry guise! Sakura daisuki mina-san! Not misa-san! But because she had the power to detroy the world she was fused with her darkness katana which she uses to drw heroglyphs in katakana and hiragana and kanji because sakura is a master of 13 languages. But Japanese is her favotite.
So sakura morphed with her demon angel goat wolf with 242 tails and becausem a beautiful angel who daisuki'd everyone but her Shinigami half couldn't control her owers and thus she became evil against her will and she killed all the members of the akacarotsuki except for itatchi and sasori.
Icant control my inner demon god thingie (can't deside what sound most edgy) somebody healp! Saklura had become a slave to orochimaru's magic justu when they parents gave birth to them.
All horiible memories pf her horrible past exploded in her face and it made her cry so much. She wanted to cry and cut so the misury would finally end. She saw all her nakama die, it was so bad and angsty!
Sakuyras powers exploded as she took her catana in a fit of rage and sliced the school in halft.
Oh no! how will sakura get out of this one? Find out on the totally epic adventures of Sakura Himesama.
A/N: I've already posted this and all of the chapters on A03 where it was positivily recieved. Also by this point, I can already reveal that there are only going to be 5 chapters but there will likely be a part two. I don't like leaving my stories to hang.