WATASHI MUST FIGHT FOR THE SEKAI AND MINA-SAN! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM! SAKURA MELINNA EDGEPRINCESS TRANFORM TOO… PRINCESS SAKURA HIMESAMA! And skura transformed into da beautiful of all angels in the whole world when 232 wings and 11 wolf tails. And she had all da powers in the world and cold destroy the world with one sugoi swin from he katana of DRAKNEESS!

"Are you kidding me? Last chapter you were some kind of evil underlord!"

"Yes but with da powa of ai! I can overcum everything with all of me nakama!"

"The hell did they do? Chewing the scenery while you bended the rules of the world into-"

Sakura sama is soo sugoi! We wore so baka not to see it before. Now we kno! And knowing is halph the battle! Sugoid Sasori and itachi-kun. It made sakura go shiawase and her kokoro doki doki'd hard insid her chest. And they intrupted that miso-soup (ha!).

It's a boy! Crued L-onichan who had now bccomed a dady. OMG SUGOI! Sakura was soooo happy, because her onichan had a baby an she wasnow and aunt. Mellon-kun cried of happiness too, or maybe he was just sad becayse then he couldn't be together with Matt and some loosers' favorriyte looser ship is broken 4ever, haha! L und Mello is the OTP, BICHES!

ANYWAY, Sakura then turned back to normal and evrryone was haopy to see that she didn't destroy the world beacue sakura could never doo that because her nakama loves her and she loves her nakama.

Hime-chan, whill you marry me? asked Lighto kun shyly blushing as burning tomates. Marry me 2 himachan! You are the only one who understand my only defining trait in the fic, my ungodly unnatural edgy angsty angst! You are just ass tortured as I, my luv!"

Oh no, it was too much for sakura, she didn't know who to choose. And who was supposes to take her viginity beacue only the man of her yume could take her viginity beacue sex before marriage is what whoores do, like misa. It was so totures for her to choose, why? The pain was soo horrible. She had to choose between the two out of seventeen who

"Oh gee, Sakura. It must be hard to be so modest and yet still dress like the demonic love child of Sailor Moon and Hot Topic?" Misa rolled her syupid little eyes, that bich!

Shuttup miss bicth" u just mad, Lighto kun married me and not you. Go have kira or that asshat matt!

"Hey genius, stick to canon please! Kira and Light are the same person."

Duh, I new that! Sakura pwned Misa. Good one sakyra, sasori and itatchi and light and dark and sasuke and onichan-L all sugoid of how smart sakura was.

But anyways everything was ok now because Sakura had the power to destroy the world but she did nut and dat was all ok. But not everything was ok because suddenly Kakashi jumped from a airplaine and landed right in front in Sakra farce.

Himesama. I woul totally marri u but theres no time! A huge comet is heading to earth and only you can stop because the prophecy demands a owerpowered half angel half demon half Shnigami and half God to sacrifice her own blud in order to save the Sekai.

OMG ITS GONNA DESTROY EATH, BUT DON'T WORY MY SUPER EDGEPRINCESS POWERS OF POINTLESS ANGST AND UNREALISTIC DARKNESS WIL SAVE US ALL!

So Sakura jumped to the heavends and there it was the geiant comet. It was ass large as Saturn and was a glowing red hot mess just like misa's face… wait a minute?

It looked exactly like Miso?! WFT?

And yes, from the heavens came what would for some seem like a comet but no; what arrived from the heavens was a comment. A statement to the likes of Sakura Milenna Edgeprincess Himesama.

GET. OF. THE. INTERNET.

It was super effective, hitting Sakura so hard in the head, that it almost cracked open like a coconut. Maybe that would put some common sense into this twisted mess of a shameless wish fulfillment.

H0 DARE YOU TO HURT THE PRINCESS OF KONOHAGAKURE! Don't you know? I'M THE EIGHT HOKAGE!

LOL YA, SHES SOOOO MCUH BETTER OF THAT BAKA NARUTO ANYWAYS LIKE DUH? Ino rolled her eyes like that stupid blond she is.

Don't said at about my bofriend! Sakura snarled as she tok the coment off her heed and trhowed at ino so the bitch died. I amthe one tru ai of Narut0s life. Hinatas useless, she had no pain an angst in her laife so she dont understand nothing abiut him. only me! fuck hinata!

Canon or Konan can go fuck itself! Becuz watashi is the totoured princess of-

"Shut your mouth, your horrible mongrel! Insensitive, inbred piece of entitled attention-seeking elephant turd! I am sick and tired of people like you going all 'Kawaii' and 'Sugoi' and thereby butchering another nation's language. A language, you clearly have no understanding of! Hell, you can barely speech English!" Misa Amane swiftly interrupted Sakura's declaration of ridiculousness.

SHADDAP MISO! YOU ARE SO BAKA, YOU RETARD! Sakuas eyes turned blood red as the reedest of bloods.

"First; 'Baka' my ass. Don't throw Japanese word all over the place like confetti just because you think it sounds cool. Second: don't call people retards when you spell like a retard. Actually scratch that, don't ever utter the word 'retard' as an insult. It's insensitive and just shows how fucking immature you are."

Watashi's not imarure! I have more oppai than u! Sakura drew er darkness katana. And darkness came from it because it is so angst and darkness. "Yes, because flaunting your boobs totally doesn't make you a tart. Am I right?"

No… all I every wanted was to be loved by everyone. Is dat a craime? Her eyes turned black as she was totally sad know (How dare that misa insult my story. Don't she now that I cant get bedder if she constantly shit on me all the time? Me no likey!)

Watashi wanted to write a biyortiful story aboot me, the magicak princess whosaves everyone! And I wanted all the hawt guise to date me and worship me like the goddess of cussed perfection. Which im tottaly are!

"Well get a fucking dictionary then. I'm not going to take pity on you when you've spend four chapters calling me a bitch, a whore, an emo slut and a miso soup, all spelled incorrectly. Your annoying ass can be thankful that I'm not writing it down in this!" Misa pulled out her death note, dangerously waving it in front of Sakura's face.

Demo… demo…

"Demo nothing. I'm done with ya! I am so done with every idiotic motherfucker and their out-of-character personas in this shitfest. I'm leaving and I'm taking all the canon female characters with me before you can butt-rape them with your hateful stupidity."

"Oh, and I'm also doing this:" Misa snapped her emo fingers.

Aloud ringing sound tortured Sakura's eras as the poor kanajo collapse collapses to the ground, crying loudly foir someone to to help her! So much pain!

But no one come to help her. And she collapse in loose her conciousennesse.

"So Mello did you really give birth?"

"Of course not. What do you take me for? It was just a random doll I found to make Hime silent and throw her into the illusion that her sick fantasies could be real and be able to live on without anyone battering an eye." Mello threw the doll into a nearby dumpster.

"Why does my breath smells like old sake and donut?" Light asked ,looking for a nearby store to buy some toothpaste.

"Because you made out with her in the first chapter?"

"Haha, Sasuke. Really funny."

"Do I look like a person who lies?"

"Oh… Oh!"

"Orochimaru, was she really your daughter?" Sakura sat down on a nearby bench. "No. I do not have time for such pointlessness. I believe her family lives in Minnesota. And they are not dead.

"Hey, everyone I brought some dumplings!" Rock Lee came walking from the other side of the street. "Lee? I thought you were dead." Sakura couldn't help to contain her happy smile. "How did you survive?"

"If I can survive getting my limbs broken numerous times, then there is no way that I couldn't have survived that." He winked.

"What about the Akatsuki?"

"Ah yes, they're busy with more important manner. In fact they couldn't be bothered to appear in this horrid scenario so they just sent puppets instead."

Everyone sighed, including Ino and Choji.

"Well it does make you wonder. What ever happened to Himesama?

"Let's just hope she gets banished to the fiery pits of Hell and her tale may live on for all to see and laugh at. Right, Light?" Misa looked at her old flame rekindled.

Light rolled his eyes. but at least everyone was back to normal.

Where is Watashi? Sakura looked up and saw that she was in some kindo fiery world with goats and quilfishes and other ugly animalz.

Sakura Milenna Edgeprincess Himesama. Welcome to OC purgatory.

You have been brought here because your story has been bashed for plot inconsistencies, OOC tendencies and grammatical errors. Other offences include character bashing and oversensitivity towards logical criticism. For your crimes, I must pass judgement on you.

Explain your case.

I oly want to write storu aboyr nakama and ai! I promiz I do better! Plz!

With your recent behavior, I have yet a reason to believe you.

I promise! Onegai shimasu!

I will give you a second chance. Prove to me that you are capable of believable writing. Also I cannot be otherwise too bothered with this shit because there are real people who deserve a better ass-whopping. Be gone before I chance my mind!

Arigato Satan!

And so thus the Adventures of Sakyra could containue on a new with nore ai more nakama and more superpowers. However unbeknownst to Satan, Sakura had n intention of helping wiyth her powers on the keyboard.

She has more… devious things in mine. And mina san will pay!

A/N: Hmm, yes. A highly ambigous ending there, I know. But I only planned for five chapters or so because in all honesty I really wondered how it should have ended (no refference there) and I would also like to avoid working on this too much because, this is just a side thing and not I have a crackton of other stuff to do.

For now, I'll leave things as they are but I guess I can stretch my schedule to supply what you demand, if you demand it of course.