Here's chappy 3. It's what happened while they were drunk and stoned.

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Chapter 3

Mako sipped his coffee and got up. "Yeah. But first thing's first." They all looked at him confused before they realized the mess they've made. "Let's clean up."

Bolin went to grab some cleaning supplies when his eye caught the video camera sitting next to the TV again. "Hey." He pointed to it. "What's Dad's camera doing here?"

Mako picked up the video camera and noticed it was plugged into the TV. So he picked up the remote control and clicked the power button to see that it was on Video Setting and a new video was there. "I think we taped what we did." He looked to his friends with wide amber eyes. "I think we should watch it." He sat the camera down next to the TV and sat on the couch along with Korra, Bolin and Asami. Mako pressed play.

*Mako is walking down the stairs with his Dad's camera*

Mako on camera: *Whispers* Bolin's asleep right now, so I'm gonna draw on his face. *Holds up black washable Crayola Marker*

Mako: *Leans over couch with the camera facing Bolin with Korra and Asami watching* Hey, guys. *Camera pans to Korra and Asami* I'm gunna draw on Bolin's face. *Snickers* What should I draw?

Korra: *Camera pans to her* You should draw dick on his forhead *All laugh*

Mako: *Camera back on Bolin's face as he drew a penis* Alright, alright *Snickers* what should we do to him now?

Asami: *Camera on her* Let's give him a fohawk

Korra: *Camera oans to her* OOHH! Good idea. I'll get his gel *Runs upstairs*

Mako: *Gives camera to Asami and grabs the whipped cream* I'm gonna cover him in whipped cream *Laughs as he sprays whipped cream on Bolin messily* Shit I got some on the couch *Decides to take off Bolin's shirt to wipe whipped cream off couch*

Asami: *Pans to Mako* Oh, put his shirt down his pants.

Mako: *Gasps excitedly* Good idea. *Unbuckles Bolin's belt and pulls down his jeans to his ankles. Shoves shirt down boxers*

Korra: I found it *Camera pans to her running down stairs then to Bolin's side* Mako, sit him up. *Mako sits Bolin up* Alright. *Korra squeezes gel into hand then starts to style his hair into fohawk*… Done.

Asami: *Hands camera back to Mako as she walks into the kitchen* Let's cover him in flour. *Grabs flour out of cabinet*

Korra: Ohh. Good plan, Asami *Follows her into kitchen followed by Mako, who's still filming*

Asami: *Brings flour to living room but drops it. Explodes and covers her and Korra in flour. Mako avoided it*

Korra: *Dusts herself off* Well that plan is over. *Grabs camera from Mako* Hey Mako, I dare you to drink Cinnamon Vodka, mixed with chocolate and cornflakes

Mako: *Picks up Vodka, chocolate sauce and cornflakes* Easy.

Korra: *Walks closer to him* But you have to finish a bowl in 1 minute while me and Asami feed you.

Mako: *Shrugs* Alright. *Walks into kitchen followed by Korra and Asami and turns on the microwave timer*

*Korra, Asami and Mako get ready for the dare*

*The timer started and Mako filled a bowl with Cinnamon Vodka, chocolate sauce and cornflakes. Korra and Asami spoon fed him as his face winced in disgust. But just as he was about to take the last bite the timer went off*

Korra: *Filming Mako* You lose. * grabs bottle of chocolate sauce and squirts him while Asami threw cornflakes at him*

Mako: *Grabs chocolate sauce from Korra and squirts both of them with it. And also did the same with whipped cream*

Asami: *Grabs camera from Korra and films her and Mako play fighting*

Korra: *On top of Mako* *Laughs* You jerk.

Mako: *Laughs as he pulls Korra into a kiss* Do you want some clothes to wear *Winks*

Korra: *Bites her lip* Yeah. Let's go to your room. *Korra grabs a beer. All three go to Mako's room*

Asami: *Films Mako's room* You have a lot of band posters.

Mako: *Giving Korra clothes as she stripped naked* Yeah I do. I like to be reminded of what I'm into

Korra: *Pulls on a pair of Mako's boxers and pajama pants, but neglects to put on a shirt.*

Asami: *Pans camera to Korra* Korra, why are you wearing just a bra?

Korra: *Poses for the camera* Because I like to show off my stomach *Gestures toward flat, toned stomach*

Mako: *Pulls Korra into a kiss which got her covered in chocolate.* Now you're covered in flour, whipped cream and chocolate.

Korra: *Shrugs* Whatever. *Grabs Mako and Asami's hands as she leads them to the third floor bathroom*

Asami: *Filming Mako and Korra Make-out in the bathtub* Why am I filming you two suck-face?

Mako: *gets out of bathtub* I'm gunna go get… Korra?

Korra: *Snores*

Mako: Never mind *Grabs camera from Asami* Let's go to Bolin's game room.

*The two walked into the game room. Mako sets camera on coffee table in front of him*

Mako: Wanna play Guitar Hero on the Wii? *Points to the flat screen TV*… Asami?

Asami: *Passed out on couch*

Bolin: *Shirt still down his boxers and holding his pants up. Rubs eyes* What's goin' on?

Mako: *Holds back a laugh caused by the penis he drew on his forhead* Nothin'. Asami and Korra are knocked out.

Bolin: *Grabs camera sitting on coffee table that has been filming them the whole time* Have you been filming shit?

Mako: Yeah. Let's go back downstairs now. *Walks down the stairs followed by Bolin who is still filming*

Mako: *Grabs stomach* I think I'm gonna puke.

Bolin: *Following Mako into the first floor bathroom* Well, I'm gunna film it.

Mako: *Kneels down* Fine. *Sticks head in toilet and violently vomits as Bolin films* *Mako flushes*

Bolin: *Walking out of bathroom* Well I'll leave you to that. *Sets camera down next to TV, plugs into TV then turns it off*

Everyone gaped at the TV in disbelief. Mako, Asami and Korra snap out of their trance and decide to start to clean up their mess while Bolin still stared at the TV.

Bolin stood up and grabbed a mop. "I'm never going to get drunk and high at the same time ever again." His friends agreed.


How was it?

Korra: I loved it because there was a food fight. What about you, Mako?

Mako: I don't care because I'm too awesome to care.

Bolin: What ever, Mako. You know you loved it on the inside.

Asami: Mako, you're such a stiff. Just admit that it was really great because you know it was.

Mako: Fine it was really, really good.

Me: Thanks, guys. Just for that, I won't kill one of you in the next chapter. Instead, I'll introduce a new character who works at the Music Shop.

Bolin: Thanks, that's... WAIT, YOU WERE GUNNA KILL ONE OF US!

Me: Not anymore.

Korra: You better not. Cause if you do, I'll climb through your computer screen and kill you

Me: That's impossible. You can't- *Cut off by Korra coming through my screen with a big knife*

Korra: BOO!

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Korra: Just don't kill anyone or I WILL kill you.

Me: *shivers in corner of room, crying and rocking back & forth* O-oh k-kay.

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