A/N: Allrighty, here we go again. I showed this to my friends and they loved it and asked me to write more. So here you go, angsty edgy Sakura instead of kawaii happy Sakura. Enjoy!

Sakura chan never died, that stupud misa misa could never defeat him. how can evry one be so baka dat they think sakyra is gone?! She is the main shojo afteralll, ne?! the chonsen on, the one who will save the sekai.

So sakura (she's so sugoi because she's my character, original and badasss. No steal!) rose from the pits of hell. Her rainbow hair now reached down to her angels and her eyes was a constant blud red. She was wearing a sexi sailor fuku leather uniform that showed off her pentagram pircing in her belly botoom. The suit also showev a lot of cleavage but it was needed cuz sakura had a j cup after oll. Her top had a red scart with skull clips. She she was also wearing a black lether miniskirt complete with red trims, that showed off her black and red lingerie shimapan pantsu. She whore her black convoice sneakers and fishnet stockings. Sakura was badass spo she needed blood redd nailpolosh and balck lipstick and black masacara and black eyeliner.

"Ugh mina is so baka. Why must watashi be the chosen one to save the universe! So annoying! Fuyukai desu!" sakura cussed uner her breth., the world was evil, and so cruel and beryone was baka!

-AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE IMPORTANT BECAUSE SAKURA IS THE MAIN HIME HERE!-

Misa that stupid yamarin (also for you people who are too stupd to understand Japanese, because japan is da best contry evah yamarin means slut! And thatis exactly was misa is. A baka yamarin!) sat down with her copycat goth suit, stuyffing her retarted face with sushi and bento. Abut wut was annecceptable was that that miso was trying to sleep with my-sakura's man! Howdared she!

"So uh, how's your studies coming up?" maso opened her stupid moth. "You underestimate me, dear. With my intelligence, I do not need school." Light pulled out his Death Note. "You of all people should know that."

But unbeknowt to them both,Sakura had her very own Death nite called the Ultimate Kawaii Death Note that had the powers to call upon the gods, kill people, transform into a twin headed dragon and make people fall in love with SAKURA-CHAN EARNING it the nickname Death Note of Ai!

"Is it me or did the world get a lot more twisted just now?" Misa questioned as her stupid little orbs for eyes looked at Ino yamahaiamanaka. I dont know ino rulled her eyes.

Mina will pay for sakura's misfortiune. So because she was rightfully pissed she stromed off to misa and ino and lighto-kun and sasuke-kun and pappy-orochimaru-kun and onisama-L-kun and Mellonbread-kun and Lee-baka and the akabakingtsuki.

"For the love of God, I thought I got rid of you!" Misa scremed her face off, jealus of course because Sakura Hime-chan was more badoassu and sugoi and kawaii than her. Also she had bigger boobs but Sakura is not a slut, k?

Anymoo,Sakura returned from the cicles of hell because she was so badass but it had been so agony forher beacue she was so beautiful and it was a curse and because she still had the power to destroy the universe and thu Satan wanted to marry her BECAYSE OIF HER CURSE POWERS (GASP!) also he stole her darkness katana and her 54 tailed wolfie, bestowed upon her from the goods but that was okai.

"Watashi has been thru hell and beyond. How dare u talk to me like dat, anta! (to you idiots, who are totally not Japanese like watashi anta means you but like the you you say to retarded assholes you doesnt daisuki Japan. JAPAN IS EVERYTHING! BENTO! See,I can speek japanaese)"

"Now, lighto kun return to me!" rfucking hell!" sakura opend her Ai note and wrote lughto-kuns name! und thas how lighto returned to his soon to be bride. Sakura chann, plz marri mee! Lighto kneeled before her, crying tearfully. I'm missing you so much, now I can finally give all of my attention to you and completely act out of character. I daisuki you!

Not now, Lighto-sama! Watashi must fufill the prophecy!"

"Prophecy? What prophecy? What crazy plot-point did you now throw in this time to fuck over canon?"

"Urusai, yamarin! Watashi mustr save the wordl from Satan. It has ben written by the gods. Also I wanna kick his ass because he raped me."

"Excuse me? did you just casually said you was raped?"

"Hai!"

"Motherfucking hell! What, are you crazy? You can't just throw something in the ring like that! What is wrong with you? And people said I was loco!"

"Are you baka? He r.a.p.e me! satan did, so now watashi must kill him and get back what is mine. The throne of the wunderworld as its rightful queen. I will rule over all of the OC's in da world and make them akl canon!"

"Well slap my melonbuns and call me Shana. I think I'm going to stop you then."

"Ha! Never! You can't stip me, I have a dath note! And so do my coming pronce!" sakura pulled out her deth note, shoeing her ultimate prowers. "I don't give a flying eagle about you or anone. I want what watashi want and you are gong to help me wether u liek it or not"

"What if I refuse?" misa crosed her arms, sulking like a bich.

Sasuke suddenly jumped from the trees, putting a über sharp kunai to her throat. "u are goin todo what mai waifu sais. She is secretly royalty and is the daughter of satan uynd im gonna mrry her"

"Ugh, can you please be consistent with your origin, please? First you were the princess of Konohagakure, now you're the princess of Hell?"

"Watashi is the hime of both!"

"Fuck me sideways. This is going to be the end of me!"

"it sure is, now help our waifu to conquer hell and talke her thrown back." Lighto and sasuke moved closer to miso, threatning her. "Mis ?"

"It's Misa, not Mis !"

"Help watashi on my journey, now!"

"If you'd stop being such a demanding ass, I would consider it. And stop saying Watashi all the time!"

How dared that yamarin call Sakura chan a ass! "You are just a jealous bitch who can onli hope to be as biyortiful as me! not even those retards whocall themselves my nakama are as beautiful as moi! But I donøt need to be beautigul because I am so cursed. My poers of evulzz are had to control! And thus I need arm candy who can help watashi.

"You're not making sense right now.

"Urusai, baka before watashi slit your throeat! Now go on with me journey so we can collect seven balls and get my wish furfilled!

"Sure, whatever makes you sleep at night." Misa finally gave uo, that stupid miso.

Now the lpng awaited jourey of Sakura Milenna Edgeprincess Himesama could begain! Sugoi!

Now, we are just beginning to pick apart the cream from the crap, beginning with offensive plot points involving rape, yes rape. Honestly, it left a very bad taste in my mouth but nonetheless my goal with this was to bring awareness to just how messed up and horrible a rape fic can be if done absolutely wrong. And that is not the only horrible cliché I'll be tapping into, be very afraid people. I do so hope aspiring fanfiction writers will read this and do some goddamn research before sticking ther noses into matters they know jack about and paint a very offensive picture of subjects not to be taken lightly.