So sakura the qute princess hime embaked in her jornery! Sasuke and lighto-sama loyalty stood bai her side. They grabbed a big-ass cooll carr with skullz and cool emo goth shit on it. Light-kun shat behing the wiel becuz he looks so sugoi behind a car. Dey were on theur way to the different villages and met up with their hokages so they could giube Sakura and army so she could invade hell and tæke her rightfoul place as hells Queen!

The carr had three rooms so misa sat alone IN the midle section,alone like dat bitc she is. And in the backest back of the carr, sakura HImesama and sasuke sat alone talking about their problemz.

"SASUCKEY-CHAN… I feel so kanashimi-ish. I feel so sad, watashi has did wired feeling that something badz is gong to happen. Watashi am so kowai! Sakura clinged to sasuke as she cired bitter tearz and her orbs turned black.

Sakura, mai waifu. I dont know what's wrong but I protect you! I will sacrfize my laifu for you, Mai-HIME! ´" SAsuke too sakuras hand and squeeshed it hard.

I daisasuke u!

I daisasuke u 2 cried sakura and proceeeeded to make out with sasakue. It was soo hawt and steamy. Sasukue used hi sharringang to see through sakuras clothes and sakura used her darkenss powers to rip off sosakues clothes.

OMG sakuyra u are too sexii! Sugoi'd Sasuke and loked at Sakura's massive Jcup boobs. HIS WEEPINH MANCARROT RISE TO THE SUN LIKE A MIGHT GIRAFF. Salura feelt soo happy that someone daiskuke her that mch. She couldn't control herself everyomore so she reached for sasuke's male obkject and begs him to lover her.

So they made loud loving love of true love and it lasted for hours. It was so magical and wonderful thought Sakura beacue they were not usinb protetction. Beauce that too all the feeling awauy. Sakura couldn't remember the last time she made sexxx soo sugoi!

-UNIMPORTANT SHIT ABOUT MISA INCOMMNUNG TO INTERUPT THIS SUPAA HAWT SEXII SCENE WOTH OPPAI AND AI-

So this stupid bitch, Misoya-sauce sat alone in the midle of the cr and stared (author's note::: I HATE MISA, SHE OS SOOO ANNOYING! SHE'S SA STUPID YANDERE AND YANDERE ARE STUPID. AND THEN SHE TRIES TO RAPE L, THAT SIS SOO BAD. SHE'S SUCH A SLUT SO I HATE WRITING ABOUT HER! BUT MY BFF MAINeKo6969 LIKES DA BOCH SO WE 'RE NOT NAKAMA ANYMORE, JULIE!)

She could her skaura and sasuke have steamy hawt sex in the back of the caar and the whole sexy sex caused and earthquake. (miso is jealous!).

"Ugh, this is the seventh time! Hey, nymphos! Get a room!" Misa complained, knocking on the door.

STFU shouted both Sasuka and sakura as they sexed more. "Fine, whatever. Oh by the way, look out for herpes!" Misa finally leaft themalone and went for Light (gues bitcj can't get a hawt cute guy to ai her and she's just jealous!)

Bt before she got into to Lighto-sama, the carr suddenly stopped. Of course, stopid Misa thinks that the sexii sex bwteen Sasuke and Sakura has fucked the car. But she is luckily prven wrong when Light got out of the cockpit amd opened the door AND JUMped out and ran to a person who lies face flirst on the ground.

Butt sexii naked sakura jumpd out with with naked sasuke and looks at the person, stipping they journey.,

R u ok? Lighto jmped forqard and the erson stood up, blood dripped from his nose. Dark red blood. It looked like a woman, and Light gasped loudly!

"Kiyomi?"

Kiyomi (The other slut beside Misa) nodded and pulgged her noice. "Light… I can see you are doing well." The bith turned toSakura "Greetings." She sad coledely, like that stuck up prep she is.

"Ugh, great! People, I'm sure I'm not the only who got a life to live so let's get moving! And Kiyomi, as much as I want to slap you because I can, we don't have the time for it." Mis opened her stupod moth, that stupid misou soup.

Urursai, Misa. Get back in the car, bad misa! Lught-o came to sakura-chans rescue and baddedd sMisa sform moving her butt outside.

Angry and butthurt, Loosa stromed inside, and sulking like the bich she is (haha!). as SAKURA WAS HAVING this sugaoi talk with Kiyomi and lighto and incited her into the car and join the amy, Misa sat alone.

"I should never have gone with these lunatics! I should have banned that stupid Sakura to the ninth circle of OC Hell and beyond. Misa-Misa could really use an aspirin right now. And a chainsaw!"

"Did someone say chainsaw?" A voice suddenly said, next to Misa. Which made the stupid blonde squirm in her seat. She was like totally shoked when she saw a white haired hawt dude (who sakura would totally bonde) he had purple eyes.

"What do want cut?" the guy continued.

"Who do you want killed?" another voice suddenly said to the lft. A gui with orange hair sat next tie r.

"I uh, who are you two?"

In dat time, Sakura walkzed in, her j cup jiggled biyortifully in the wind that was not there. She was totally naked! But sakura is hawt and sexy so it doesn't matter because all the boys want to bang her and all the girls was jealous of her. The two guys on misas side gasped in totally amazement (lol)!

Oi, anta are you doing? Who r these 2 guise and how did dey com into da carr? Misa did u spread your legz again? U yamarin! Saukra was always right, raight?

"Will you shut up, you three-dollar harlot! You're the one walking around naked and having loud sex seven times a day and I'm the slut here? Give me a break!" Misa bitched like that btch she was.

"WHAT-EV-UH! ANYHOO," SAKURA Turning on the two guise, so she could get dem into her amy. "Watashi is Sakura Milenna Edgeprincess Himesama. Watahsi is totally Japanese and kawaii. U can both call me Sakura Hime or Himesama. Just dont call me Milenna because that hurtz becauz Ororchimaru raped me and he called me that. Yoroshiku, ne?"

Much to Mis 'so stupid annoying joy, the two guise's jaws dripped to the floor. Not in amazement as they should. "I can't believe this! What are you?" the white haired doid said in disbelief, making Maa chukkkle.

It was so cruel, they were all so mean to her. It was all Miso-soups fault! Sakura jumped to the the barck of the carr and cried. She dragged out a razor blaze na dvut herself! She felt the pain being relieved from her broken heart as the tousand of pecies of her heart was pit back together and da bludd dripped on te black pleather couch. Sakura dressed herself in black short mini dress with skullz and red frillz and bows and laces. Then she fell asleep to forget this horriblke dat where everyone was so hidoi to her.

How could they?

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"So… what was that about?" the orange-haired dude asked. He looked kinda stoned, sakura rembere.

"Don't bother. She's always like that." Misa rolllllled her eyes. "Anyway, since you are here and I need some rationality to prevent myself from going insane, I can might as well introduce myself. Misa Amane, the only fucking normal person in this holy abomination of a crossover."

"…Cool. Suigetsu Hozuki. I could probably use something new to cut in pieces." The white haired guy smilled, he had shark teeth so it gotter hurt being bit by him. "AND this is-"

"Jugo." The orange haired guy interrupted. "So I guess, you are stuck here now like me. Hazaa..." Misa sighed.

"I suppose that's fine enough. You look like someone who could use some company." Jugo tried to smile, despite the nightmare of SakuRA's nakez body burned into his memory. Misa smiled and sakura smiled. Even though the bitch had hurt her feelings, she had recruited too more bois into the amry. Sakura slept very deeply.

And the journey continue again.