Dear Fanfiction,
It's me again! The One and Only Leo Valdez.
No offense or anything, but I like to think that I'm a bit more complex than just angst angst angst.
So yeah, if you could cut out the angst that'd be great. Write me as someone witty. I kind of enjoy being witty.
Oh! Write me as a superhero! I think I'd like being a superhero...
-Leo Valdez
(Flame on!)