To the authors of my fate,
So basically, what I've figured out here is that Rick Riordan is so incredibly horribly terrible to me, that you guys do whatever you can to make up for it. That's pretty cool if you ask me. After all, not to quote Justin Bieber or anything, but I just need somebody to love...me.
-Leo Valdez, who unlike most of my friends, doesn't hate you guys.