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The day was close to ending cause the day was boring, and the lesson was being wrapped up, as usual. "So, that is the ending of WWIII, any questions?" Mr. L declared as a hand shot up and he nodded. "What was the point of this?" Alan asked. Mr. L shrugged as Principal Brown busted in, kicking the door down. "Oh, Brown, haven't seen you since the start of this whole week." Mr. L said, bored. "Hello Sal, I carry news we all will enjoy hearing." Mr L rolled his eyes, "For the whole week, I was with Lucile, helping her recover with a supposed 'super mite' she contracted, she fought hard and won, she will be returning tomorrow, that means today is your last day with Mr. L."
The students freaked out, some even yelling. Mr. L slammed his fist on the desk, "What are you all clamoring about!? Just because I'm leaving Elmore after I'm done with something here and will probably never return makes you think that the world's ending?" Mr. L said as he put the book into his suitcase. "Uh, Yeah! That's what were freaked on about" Gumball responded. Mr. L climbed out of a window, James looked on worried and flew to him. "Are you sure you wanna leave them, you seemed happy here." "Seemed" Mr. L replied, or rather L. L walked on the sidewalk and down the street was a red van speeding straight to him. L opened the suitcase and took out a mine, turned the dial on it with a click then threw it down on the street.
The mine blew up as the van was close to hitting L, launched up and crashed upside down. Two blacked out figures walked out, one with a trench coat and matching fedora and the other had a black suit. "Wait, I thought there was one, but this is WAY better" L said as he cocked his dual colt pythons. The trench coat pulled a IMI Desert Eagle and the other pulled a M1928. The three fired, bullets flew and hit the men, but not putting them down, just piercing them. The students watched on behind cover, marveling at the endurance of bullets. The men ran out of ammo and put away the firearms. The suit pulled out dual scimitars with the guards like spider webs, with and the trench coat pulled out a warhammer with both ends resembling dragon heads. "Bullets don't put you down, heh, I thought there was no more magical creatures here." L remarked as he pulled out an broadsword, with a ram skull as the guard and the pommel with a pentagram (sorry if I didn't describe it before) (also, so 3dGy).
The suit dashed forward, and slashed at L. He kept at it, slashing furiously at L, with L blocking each slash with his broadsword. L kicked the suit off him, the trench coat readied his hammer and ran, hammer raised. He slammed the road, breaking the road, lifting the hammer and swinging at him. L kept rolling and jumping away, but one swing hit and knocked him down, the trench coat started slamming L, after a few hits, L rolled away, L pulled out a golden vial and drank from it. A gold aroma and sparks flew around him, and he swept the trench coat's feet down and L sliced him on the floor, making the trench coat disappear in a dark cloud. The suit started charging at L again, with L just slicing him, turning him into a cloud of smoke.
"Ugh, Does anyone have a filled flask? I need one" L looked down at his suit, noticing it was torn from the battle, he opened his suitcase and dug around, throwing out a flask and pulling out a new suit. He jumped in the suitcase and after a few minutes he came out in a new suit. "You aren't going to tell me who they were, cause by the looks you gave. You didn't seemed worried." James asked, "Your right, and they're (burp) not dead either" L replied, as two clouds of smoke rose behind him. The two figured emerged but their appearance was now clear. The trench coat was like a cloud of smoke and the suit was like a humanoid spider. "James, meet the cloud of envy, Leviathan, and the spider of greed, Mammon. They will help me get the new goal here." L said, the cloud walked up and whispered, "Do I get my van now?" L nodded and Levi (writing Leviathan and Mammon is time consuming, so like Lucifer and L, Leviathan is Levi and Mammon is M) pressed a button on his key chain and soon a red van, the same van speeding towards L, came speeding down the same street. It abruptly stopped at the 4 men and Levi opened the sliding door. Inside there were a couple of things, like a caged albino snake or a firework with a dragon decoration, separating the front to the back was a purple curtain. "Roomy" James said as they walked to the front, "only 2 seats up front, 2 have to sit in the back." Levi said, as L raised his hand and also held James hand up. M closed the curtain and Levi started the engine.
"Dude! What are you doing!?" Darwin silently yelled as Gumball held the backdoor's handle. He opened the doors and yanked Darwin inside, shutting the doors. L shot a look at Gumball, "Did the backdoor open?" Levi yelled out, L covered Gumball and Darwin's mouth closed, "NO!" L yelled back. Levi glanced back, not seeing L covering the kid, he rolled his eyes and started driving. "Do you still have that Universal Positioning System James cooked up?" L asked, "Dude, I didn't create whatever you just said, you just gave him a normal GPS" James whispered, L just angrily put his finger on his mouth. "Yeah, I didn't know this place had a mall, you think we could raid the place?" Levi asked, The kids and James looked at L, "Later!" As he pointed at Levi and then the three. The two kept talking until the van stopped, "Here we are, Elmore Mall, I think." Levi and M went out and L said to the kids, "We'll talk about this later" As he opened the door, with both M and Levi waiting outside. "Oh, hey, didn't you go in already?" L said nervously, "Spikes, show us the kids" L pushed Gumball and Darwin out, "Hey, I remember you, I sold you to a pink bunny with a plad sweater a few years back, he clearly didn't listen to me, no one does. And I think he also bought that savage, exotic turtle for you months ago." Levi said as he pointed at Darwin then Gumball. "Yeah, yeah, come on, we gotta do something. Stop getting sidetracked!" M said, in a raspy, strained voice, then walking to the mall, Levi and L looked at each other and shrugged.
The 6 walked to the far side of the mall, where there was just a few people there. "Ok, you told us to come here, now what?" Levi asked. "Gumball, do you remember that glass railing and around... there to be important." L said, pointing to the glass railings on the walkway and the floor near them. "You mean the time I accidentally broke it by pushing Penny off while chasing Rob for the re- Oh my gosh" Gumball said, dropping his jaw. "Wait, Spikes, give me your book." James said, L complied and gave it, James flipped through the pages and stopped at one page and read; "Rob then resets time, realizing the remote is dangerous and breaking it. Then the mysterious stranger asking for money in return." Levi raised his hand, "I remember now, that remote is now gone, too bad, that was a fun artifact." "Spikes, how does Gumball remember this, Rob reset the universe, not Gumball" James asked. "Uhg" L groaned as he pulled a rope that dropped down, and red curtains fell on stage. "What stage, Spikes what are we-"
WELCOME TO SPIKES PLOT HOLE COVERS, with your host, Mr. L or Spikes.
"The title says it all, now lets explain one thing before we start covering holes. I hate time travel, it brings infinite problems and causes the universe to die out. So if Rob restarted the universe, why does Gumball remember? Short version is that Gumball had remains or pieces of the overwritten universe from the first reset, so that allowed him to have the memories. Another hole is how Leviathan remembers, simply put, he is a demon, more importantly, a prince of hell. We can survive a simple deletion of our bodies, we just get sent back to hell. Hope that covers some questions arose from the story, back to you James!"
All the boys just stood, eyes widened. L twisted the flask and drank from it. "So, are we doing this or what?" Gumball shook his head and snapped out of his trance. "How did you do that?" Gumball asked. "Best not to ask, The writer has enough plot holes to fill, he needs time to get ideas of how to fill them." L walked around, looking on the floor. The others eventually did break out of their trance, and looked around and saw L hooking up wires to a stereo. "Now, can you tell me what the heck this does?" Gumball asked as L stuck the last wire in. "Simple, since I'm not powerful enough to tear a whole to the Void of the Ether's mistakes. So I'm attempting to shatter the weak spot, created from the re-run fiasco a few weeks back. So, using the weakened point of reality, I can enter the Void easier." L said, connecting a electric guitar he stole from the mall, to the stereo. "Do you even know how to play?" Gumball asked, covering his ears
"Yeah! But all I need is ONE CHORD!" L struck the strings and a loud blast of unidentifiable sound emerged from the stereo. The blast shattered all glass surrounding the mall, with a shatter, shards fell from the ceiling (which the mall had a sunroof, good idea). Gumball held his ears as he opened his eyes to see the area near the escalators having a gaping hole leading to the Void. "It actually works! After like 12 years of searching, fighting and wondering if its worth it, I've done more than all my years!" L rejoiced as Levi and M came to him, "Ok, but why call us here, you seem fine." M said. "Get closer to the children, I guess. I don't know, both of them are already here. Also, I need for you to close the rift, somehow" L then grabbed his collar and threw himself in the rift. Gumball, James, Levi and M looked dumbfounded as L flew away into the Void, going down the past of the Ether's mistakes.
The 5 decide not to close it and walk to do other stuff. E floats in, looking for L. Noticing the portal, she immediately shut it, she glanced around, feeling relief, she went back to the Ether. "So are we just going to mindlessly walk around, doing nothing?" Levi asked as the 5 walked around the mall, mindlessly. "Well, we had to get some groceries, and we know Dad won't get them, might as well." M and Levi shrugged and they went to the grocery store, which is in the mall.
At the store, Levi looked at people's carts and stared until he shifted attention to other carts. M was looking at two cans, comparing which is of better quality. James actually watched the kids as the pushed the cart through the store. "So the next thing is cereal." Gumball said as he approached a shelf full of cereal. Darwin went and tried to grab a box, but was stopped by M, who kept staring with eyes seemingly glimmering. "He's deciding which of them is of better quality, he usually does it with gold, but I have no clue why he's using his ability on cereal." Levi explained and M picked up a box of Daisy Flakes from the back of the shelf. "Good, that's all, now how do we pay." Gumball said, gaining a wince from M. Levi blindfolded M, took his wallet out and took 2 20$ bills. "Ahh! I can't bear to see my babies go!" M exclaimed, The band of misfits went ahead and bought the things, much to M's dismay.
After the items were bought, James offered to carry them home for them, Gumball was confused, as he shouldn't know where he lived. "I assure you, me and L have all of your personal info." James took the bags and flew away, using the doors. Gumball, Darwin, Leviathan and Mammon all sat on benches as people walked by. All seemed well until a crash and a scream came from around the place L left. The 4 rushed to the source, finding L, beaten up and having a strange cube on his hand. L shot up and exclaimed, "Hey! Cthulhu! Maybe buy me dinner first!" And looked around, seeing a whole crowd around him. The others came up asking things like, "You ok?" "What's that" "did you get me a souvenir?". "OK! One, I got into a little tussle with an outer god that ok, this is the Cube of Creation, the most powerful artifact in this dimension! This has been told to build ANYTHING, as long if you have the materials for it, but I'll use it for the thing all dimensional artifacts have, soul preservation. This is why I left my kid for 15 years, So I can have another chance, a chance to redeem myself... a chance to be... loved.
The bystanders look on in disbelief, the 4 though, looked disappointed. "I wished it gave me infinite knowledge about the multiverse, all i have is a book with finite knowledge, but vast." L took out the monstrous faced book, read a few passages. Gumball tried looking in it, but looked on confused. "This seems like scratches and words that look like words" "Yeah, a few millennia in hell caused The Counsel to make a language that got adapted into one called 'Latin'". The 4 had many questions but was quickly silenced as L spoke up again. "Enough talking, I have to go and actually get the soul I need, which I have to do off words, also this has taken long enough, it's like 2589 words now and it took CK a couple of weeks so ADVENTURE OVER"
OK, So it took me long enough and the reason is, I'm auditioning and my undivided attention is there, but after November, I'll be back into the swing of things and updating more frequently. But anyway, AUTO BOTS ROLL OUT!
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