A/N: I don't like interrupting my stories in the middle for a note but for the sake of my sanity and my inbox, I have to say: IT WAS A JOKE. No that is not the end of the story, please stop sending me angry messages. There will be more as soon as I can be bothered to write it (which is not currently a I'm depressed and sleep deprived). Please stop sending me angry messages, my crappy fanfiction is not worth getting upset over!