The Ghost Of Pip Pirrup

Chapter 4

By Shadowgate

A/N: This takes place after the episode season 14 -6 where Pip dies. Clyde's mom is still alive.

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It was a Friday night and Craig Tucker showed up at Clyde Donovan's house to spend the night. Neither Clyde nor Craig took Kenny seriously. They thought Kenny decided to get into his parents liquor cabinet and he had a bad dream where he saw Pip's ghost. Although deep down Craig wondered otherwise and before he left to spend the night with Clyde he knocked on his sister's door to ask if she heard any rumors of Pip's ghost. She said "no big brother now hit the road" with a big smile on her face.

When he got to Clyde's house he along with Clyde were both excited and ready to listen to the new Megadeth Album Dystopia.

They had tacos for dinner.

At 9PM they had already listened to the new Megadeth album 3 times and they were exhausted.

Clyde's dad told them it would be a good time for both of them to go to sleep.

Both yawned in response.

Soon after that they were both fast asleep.

But they were awakened by a noise and they both looked at each other.

Clyde asked "do you think there's a burglar in the house?"

The Ghost of Pip appeared and said "no I'm not a burglar but I'll bet you and Craig are turd burglars. You both look so jolly spending the night together."

Craig said "Pip what the fuck are you doing? You're dead!"

Pip said "no bloody kidding I'm dead you big dipshit. Clyde you enjoyed bullying me you fucking jerk."

Clyde's parents walk in the room and his mother said "oh my Pip sacrificed his life for the town and you were one of his bully's. Oh Clyde I'm going to spank you."

Betsy Donovan grabbed her son and gave him six hard swats on his ass.

The Ghost of Pip vanished and Betsy told both boys to get to bed.

After Betsy and Roger left Craig asked Clyde "are you okay?"

Clyde said "I can't believe this happened" as he struggled with his tears.

Craig and Clyde hug.

TO BE CONTINUED