The Ghost of Pip Pirrup
Chapter 6
By Shadowgate
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Kyle, Wendy, Kenny, Stan, Bebe, and Clyde all had a big but short meeting after school. They agreed it was time to have a tribute made to Pip for standing up to Mecca Streisand.
Stan called Craig on his cell phone at 3:20 PM and told him to meet him in the school parking lot.
Bebe called her parents and said she was stuck in the middle of a school related activity and would be home soon.
Craig joined his other six classmates in raising a British Flag to honor Pip for his bravery for standing in front of Mecca Streisand and dying in his final call for peace.
Stan said "he was an easy target for bullying. Even easier than Butters."
Cartman walked up and said "you're Goddamn right. You know all he ever wanted from me was an invitation of my eighth birthday party."
Kyle said "right and you told him you shoved his invitation of your ass."
Cartman said "yeah that's what I told him and if I'd actually made an invitation to Pip to my birthday party I would have shoved it up my ass and crapped it down the toilet."
Stan said "you'd shove anything up your ass fat ass."
Cartman said "you'd let Wendy shove a dildo up your ass Stan."
Wendy slapped Cartman and Cartman said "ouch."
Craig said "could we present a fucking memorial without you acting up Cartman?"
Cartman flipped off Craig and Craig flipped him off back.
THE END