Dear 'Fanfiction',
Am I doing this right? This whole 'internet' thing is really new to me. Leo says I just press these tiny square buttons with the letters on them? And then all of you can see them? I just waned to say I find your little stories about me and Leo so adorable! It's very creative. I feel honored. The only other person who'd written about me was Homer, and he was blind to most of my better characteristics.
So I just press the enter button again? Does that submit this?
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nothing is happening
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Oh. Never mind, Leo showed me.
-Calypso.