Dear Fanfiction,
I was going to write a long letter complaining about all the fanfictions depicting me and Percy in passionate love with one another, then I realized that I really don't care. Please, right away. Percy seems to mind it, but I'm always interested.
-Apollo
PS. Can someone tell me more about these 'memes' I keep hearing about? The concept is somewhat new to me, but I hope to become more "dank" in the future. Is there poetry on the subject yet?