TLC: Part 1:
The New Day (c) vs The Uso Brothers vs The Lucha Dragons: Triple Threat Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
As Michael Cole's voice cut through National Television, all eyes in the Arena were at the Titantron. After last month's hit PPV, everyone was excited to see the NC-17 version of TLC, which meant that the bar had been set high up.
Now, it was up to the Tag Teams to blow the roof off the arena.
"LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!"
The people were raised off their seats as the Lucha Dragons entered the arena, having blown up a storm last time. Kalisto and Sin Cara showed their assets of 5 and 5.5 inches to the world with great pride. They may not have had the biggest dicks, but what they lacked in size, they made up for in flexibility.
The Usos were next, and they had proud smirks on their faces, riling up the crowd with their performance of the Siva Tau, chanting in Samoan tongues with a traditional Samoan war dance, before dancing and gyrating their way to the ring with their 6.5 inch dicks.
"Awwwwwww...B-Townnnnnnn! Don't you dare...be sour! Clapppppp for yo world famous...two time champs, and feelllll...the powahhhhhh!"
Of course, the crowd somehow grew wilder when the New Day appeared, clapping with vigor, yet again, sporting hard-ons, each looking unique from the other. Big E had the fattest cock at six inches. Kofi had the longest dick at six and a half inches. Xavier had the biggest balls at a smaller five and a half inches.
As The New Day stepped into the ring, they noticed the glares from The Lucha Dragons and The Usos, but due to the power of positivity, didn't even remotely care!
"What do we have here, fellow pioneers of positivity?" Xavier smirked, looking up at Big E.
"Well to our left, we have...The Lucha Booties!" Kofi said, briefly twerking and jiggling his ass to mock the Lucha Dragons. "Who clearly shouldn't be in our glorious tag team division. I mean this is WWE, and not WWE junior!"
"And to our right...we have...the Usowwwwwws!" Big E said, feigning pain in his voice, mocking the Samoan twins. "But for real...I mean for real...what is an Uso anyway? Sounds like a disease, man!"
After their notorious trash-talking at the last pay-per-view, it seems like The New Day hadn't learned a single lesson in humility...something that The Lucha Dragons and The Usos would gladly teach them this time around!
As the bell rung, the three men of the New Day turned around, with Big E and Kofi eating superkicks whereas Xavier got a hurricanrana from Kalisto.
Kofi was soon cornered by dicks, as the Jey Uso and Sin Cara stepped up in front of the Ghanian superstar.
"So, you want to rule the tag team division, you got to go through us." Jey stated, as he pulled Kingston up by his dreadlocks, placing Kofi's mouth at his cock.
"Now, we've heard what you do with Big E and Xavier backstage. Go on, treat yourself to some Samoan dick!" Sin Cara bellowed, before shoving the face of the highflyer down on the sausage of Jey Uso.
Meanwhile on the other side, Jimmy Uso was back to his slutty ways, sucking off Xavier Woods as the man lying beneath him deepthroated his Samoan dick. Only Xavier was not done here, as he promptly decided to shove two fingers knuckle deep into the other man's ass making him moan loudly, appreciating the dick inside his trained mouth.
"Fuuuuuck, man!" Jimmy moaned, gyrating against the warmth and dampness of Xavier's mouth, and the fervent fingers that frequently dipped deep inside of his asshole. Feeling all six inches of his thick cock swallowed up into Xavier's oral cavity, Jimmy felt it was only fair to return the favor, sucking up every inch of the black dick that stood erect before him, brushing his nose against Xavier's pubes.
Near the middle of the ring, Kalisto had just positioned the ladder to stand upright, ready to showcase to the world just how much of a daredevil he really was. As he looked over at Big E, who was just getting back to his feet after a brutal superkick, Kalisto smirked, climbing up the ladder until he reached the top, before arching his back and looking behind him at the slightly bewildered Big E. "You want this ass, huh? You wanna lick it? You wanna fuck it? Well climb up and get it, papi!"
Any confusion Big E had quickly morphed into lust, especially when he saw the pinkness of Kalisto's small little anal pucker that was on top of that ladder. Never before had Big E been so quick to climb up a ladder before, quickly reaching the top and claiming the ass that was hovering above him. With one hand gripped on the ladder, Big E's other hand would spread Kalisto's ass cheeks open, before devouring on the small little hole with his hungry tongue.
Still trapped in the corner between Jey Uso and Sin Cara, Kofi ardently bobbed his head up and down the length of Jey Uso's meaty dick, while he jerked off Sin Cara with his free hand, before Kofi would eventually be aroused enough to try and fit both the luchador and the Uso inside his mouth, having to stretch his jaw wide open to try and accommodate the two hard cocks inside his orifice.
"Guess his mouth's good for more than just talkin' smack, huh?" Jey chuckled, before looking at Sin Cara, despite how tempting it was to see Kofi's mouth filled with dicks. "But just so you know man, me and Jimmy are gonna be walking out of this arena as Tag Team Champions."
"En serio?" Sin Cara chuckled behind the mask. "Not if me and Kalisto have anything to say about it." Cara said, this time in English to ensure that Jey got the message, as the luchador's hand slowly squeezed one of the Samoan's thick ass cheeks, making it jiggle against his palm.
"Oh, fuck, man. Do that again." Jey said, his eyes rolling to the back of his head, due to the little pain and the squelch of Kofi deepthroating him entirely.
Sin Cara spanked the Uso again, before rubbing a thick finger over his ass crack, probing his unprepared ass with it. Jimmy felt the painful sensation which was dulled by the sheer pleasure being offered to him by Kofi's mouth.
Oh the other side, Kalisto was now in a different position as he was now wedged between the feet of a ladder, Big E fucking the wits out of him. Big E stuffed him fully on his cock as he held on to the steps for dear life, feeling the dick move in and out of his slick hole.
Seeing this, Jimmy had moved from above Xavier to in front of Kalisto's open mouth, allowing him to shove his 6 inches down his second throat of the night. Man, was Kalisto a pro at this. He handled the dicks with great skill, moaning loudly as he felt his cock being inhaled by Xavier from below.
And that was when it turned into a complete and utterly filthy fuckfest.
The ladder that was meant to showcase the daredevil nature of these gifted athletes was turned into a mere prop for their sexual desire. Kalisto almost forgot he was even on a ladder from how hard Big E was pounding into his loosening asshole, or how deep Xavier was able to suck on his hard dick.
Even slobbering on Jimmy's thick cock was practically able to take the young luchador's mind away from the stipulations of the match. Kalisto could already feel pre-cum oozing out of his piss-slit. How much longer would it be before one of these putas got him to cum? He hoped Sin Cara was faring better in this orgy than he was.
Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. Sin Cara may have been able to maintain some dominance against Jey Uso and Kofi Kingston, but like his partner, Cara could feel pre-cum dribbling out from his cock, and even worse was that unlike his partner, Cara could feel his cock start to throb. To Sin Cara's left, he could see Kofi jiggling and clenching his ass cheeks against the luchador's thick piece of man-meat. To Sin Cara's right, he could see Jey Uso jiggling and clenching his ass cheeks against the Mexican fuck stick, mimicking Kofi's actions to a tee.
Sin Cara may have been able to muffle his moans under his mask, but that wasn't enough to stop it from being audible to his opponents. As soon as Kofi and Jey could hear his moans increase in volume, and feel Cara's cock throb against them, they both got into position on all fours, wiggling their tight, dark little holes for the masked man to have his way with.
"Come on, my favorite Lucha Dragon!" Came a plead from Kofi, looking back at Cara as he jiggled his ass to entice the latino luchador. "Spread that load on this big, beautiful booty! Give me your cum, and The New Day can give you and Kalisto the power of positivity!"
"Come on, man! Don't listen to that!" Now it was Jey's turn to plead, as he spread his ass cheeks apart, revealing his small little anal pucker for Cara's eye (if he could even see through the mask). "You know there ain't anything worse than The New Day winning this, and you know how tight I am, man. Surely you can't pass an ass like this one up!"
Cara didn't know what to do. Did he go for the gigantic Ghanaian booty that belonged to Kofi Kingston, or the sexy Samoan booty that belonged to Jey Uso? Did he even want to admit defeat so early, knowing how much that would upset Kalisto? It felt like too many questions was running through Sin Cara's mind, but not nearly enough answers were coming then the other Uso brother made the choice easy for him as Jimmy promptly came around him and shoved his pole into Kofi's crack, making the Ghanian let out a huge cry of bliss. "Mmmmm... Fuck man, harder." Kofi moaned.
Sin Cara after a simple shrug, settled behind Jey Uso as he inserted his dick and started to fuck the other Uso with his well-known but seldom used strength.
"Shit! Oh fuck! Just like that, luchador! Fuck me!" Jey moaned. Sin Cara pulled his head back by the hair as he made him face his brother who was now pounding into Kofi, with Xavier (where on earth had he appeared from?) making Jimmy eat his ass.
Now, Kofi was in the cowboy position while Xavier's back was facing him, his hard on dangling right above Jimmy's forehead. Of course, the erotic scene gave Sin Cara an idea.
"Come on amigo, suck that black dick in front of you. Show the world what you've learnt all these years in WWE." He seriously thought Jey was going to decline, so the Mexican was taken aback when Jey simply readjusted his position to slobber up Xavier's cock.
Xavier threw a string of expletives out as his shaft and ass were both played by the Uso brothers, with Jey tasting his dick and Jimmy tasting his ass. It was indeed a great sight for Sin Cara, perhaps almost as good as the feeling of Jey's ass clenching against his throbbing dick, close to orgasm. Still, there was a glimmer of hope Sin Cara had, holding out for he did not want to let his partner down.
Unfortunately, all that went out of the window when Sin Cara felt Big E's cock pump inside him in one sharp thrust, splitting him into two, but making him groan, as all that erotic pain filled his head.
Big E was surely the most unforgiving man in the ring. And New Day as a whole had clearly taken a lead. Kofi had just adjusted his place between Jimmy's legs, and the latter's muffled moans could be heard through Xavier's ass, as Kofi inserted his cock into the other Samoan. Xavier himself, was having his ass eaten AND his dick swallowed whole, and then there was Big E.
But then, through the delicious pain, Sin Cara wondered where his partner had gone off too...
His questions were soon answered when Kalisto re-entered the ring with something in his hand.
Holy fuck. What in the blue hell was that?!
Kalisto swiftly walked over with glee to Big E, face-to-face with the most powerful member of The New Day. "Hey amigo!"
"W-Wha?" Big E said, almost stopping his thrusts completely when the smallest man in the match suddenly approached him with a smile on his face.
"Oh come on, man! Why the long face?" Kalisto feigned a frown on his mostly obscured face, before smirking again. "Luckily, I think I might have just what you need, buddy."
"Oh ho ho! Is that right?" Big E scoffed, before feeling something penetrate his particularly tight asshole. And those sudden simultaneous waves of pain and pleasure was before the vibrations that rocked his insides! "Oh lord have mercy! What in the Prince of Positivity's name is this?!"
"This is a vibrator. A pink one, to be exact. Like it?" Kalisto said with a chuckle, satisfied with Big E's understandably shocked reaction. "Now come on...swallow up your pride and suck my dick!" By the time Kalisto finished his sentence, his semi-erect cock dangled in front of Big E's face. "Show me the power of positivity, perro!"
"Positivity my ass." was all Big E said before engulfing the dick around in his throat. Kalisto gasped loudly. Shit. this had been a bad idea. A very bad idea. Big E was amazing at blowjobs, and took his dick in like a vacuum, accomodating it down his tight throat, making the man above him hyperaware of the sensations on his dick.
Meanwhile on the other side, Sin Cara (stilly anally attached to Big E) was now on the receiving end of a blowjob by Jey Uso with Xavier Woods in a sex sandwich between him and his brother as Jimmy was sucking Kingston off.
Only Jey was sweating profusely, and in the end, it seemed to be one chain effect that ended the match.
After one last thrust made by Jimmy, he simply could not hold on as he let go, letting his juices flow deep within Xavier moaning around Kingston's cock, who took it out of his mouth and with a single thrust emptied his load on the tatted face of the Samoan. Xavier himself let out a violent thrust when the warm feeling surged inside him, hitting the other Uso on his prostate, making him moan around Sin Cara, and clenching his ass at the same time thus emptying himself on the ring floor and causing Woods and Cara to fill him with white hot seed.
And lastly as Sin Cara clenched his ass, Big E moaned, causing Kalisto's head to fall back but he was determined not to let his partner down. Of course, those thoughts went out of the window as the pink vibrator was inserted into his ass, milking his cock inside Big E's mouth.
"And the winners of this match, The New Day!"
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs Jack Swagger: Singles Match for the United States Championship.
The audience were on their feet, eagerly anticipating the next match after witnessing the chaos and lust of the WWE Tag Team Championship orgy. When they could near the next theme of the night blare across the arena, the crowd erupted with excitement, seeing Alberto Del Rio strut confidently to the ring while listening to Realeza.
With the United States Championship belt draped across his shoulder, his flaccid six inch penis was exposed once again to the entire WWE Universe, as the Mexican Aristocrat entered the ring, waiting for his All-American opponent to come down the ramp.
As the new theme started blaring in the arena. Jack Swagger made his entrance with a pumped up 6.5 inch dick, brushing his blonde hair back, glaring at Del Rio, taunting him.
As he entered the ring and Lillian started making the announcements, he did not realise when the steel in Alberto's hand struck his face, the impact sending him to the ground on his back.
Screaming in agony, Swagger felt the painful sensations of the steel chair wielded by Del Rio crashing into his bare back. His mouth open to let out a wounded cry was enough of an opportunity for Del Rio to take total advantage of the situation, thrusting his flaccid dick inside Swagger's mouth.
"Lube my cock up, American." Del Rio smirked, grabbing some of Swagger's blonde locks of hair to stop the American from wriggling away. "Keep it in your mouth, and I won't have to hit you with this steel chair again, eh? Oh, and if you try to bite your Papi, I will make sure, the League of Nations crushes you!"
A little deterred and dizzy, Swagger inhaled the limp dick down and felt it grow inside his orifice. The smell of Del Rio's groin was disgusting, being one of oil and sweat pooled around his pubes. Del Rio applied great force while fucking his face, all the while pulling at his face and making him groan low in his throat, sending vibrations up Del Rio's spine.
"Oooh! Yes! Take it all in, just like that you little two dollar puta!" Del Rio bellowed, pulling his hard cock out of Swagger's lips so he could smack the American in the face with his saliva-coated shaft.
The All-American American tried to resist temptation, placing his hands on his opponent's thighs to slow him down some, but it was all in vain and before he knew it, he was back to choking deep on the big dick of the US Champion.
"I see you've had experience of this, perro." The Mexican said almost too smugly, one hand forcefully guiding Swagger's lips up and down the length of his golden cock, while the other hand roamed around the lower-half of Swagger's body, eventually squeezing the American's large ass cheeks, slowly dipping a finger inside the very tight hole. "Or maybe not. You taken a cock in the ass before, Swagger?" Alberto asked huskily.
Alberto started to grow frustrated as the languid pace which Swagger was using, so he retracted his dick from the orifice of the man and started walking around to his hole, but before he could do so, Jack had tripped him and had put him in an ankle-lock immediately.
Alberto began to squirm and scream due to the pain, growling as the hand held him tighter. On the other end of his body, Swagger maneuvered his leg to trap his ankle with one hand while he sucked the fingers of the other, soaking it in saliva and jamming it down Del Rio's impeccably tight ass.
"I'd ask the same question you asked me, but I think I already have my answer." Swagger smirked, relentlessly thrusting his thick fingers inside Del Rio's almost virgin tight ass, feeling the hole almost always clench against his intruding fingers.
"Mierda usted!" Del Rio hissed in pain, thankful that Swagger was too intent on finger-fucking the Mexican's hairless hole to even grasp the basic profanities of the Spanish language that had just been uttered.
Del Rio's hissing soon turned into mere grunts and petulant grumbles, totally disbelieving about the fact that he could enjoy anything up his arse. He was a top, damnit. Except for that one time with Batista... But still a damn top!
However Swagger quickly brought him down to his knees, literally and figuratively, as he pushed in another finger before pulling them out and shoving his pole down Rio's crack.
And boy 'o' boy, his fingers hadn't even come close to preparing him for the American Titan.
"Ay dios mio!" Del Rio cried out in pain, feeling every inch of Swagger's fat cock delve inside the tightness of his hole, stretching the size of his little pucker from how thick the girth was.
"What's that, Alberto? Is that Mexican for 'Fuck my ass harder', huh?" Swagger smirked, slightly increasing the strength and speed of his thrusts to garner a louder reaction from Del Rio as the American slowly felt the Mexican's clenching hole start to relax around his dick, letting Swagger move in and out more comfortably.
"Yeah, just like that. Squeeze your ass, you filthy Mexican!" Swagger roared as he fucked Alberto's hole savagely and with complete vigour. He didn't realise when he let go of Alberto's leg, until he felt Alberto use his now free foot to kick Swagger in the gut, buying enough time to take control as he sent the American patriot went flying back to the chair kept open behind them.
"How dare you disrespect me, puta! Alberto's going to teach you never to mess with him again!" Del Rio snarled as he went down on Swagger, briefly engulfing the younger man's fat cock into his mouth, tasting his own ass in the process. When he heard Swagger moaning, Del Rio promptly inserted two fingers deep in his hole, teasing the tightness of the All-American American before Alberto pulled his dexterous digits out, swiftly replacing them with his hard cock, relentlessly jabbing it deep inside of Swagger, finding the latter's prostate almost instantly.
Swagger had been bombed. The pleasure-pain dynamic and all the extra stimulation had overlapped all his senses, leaving a create film of lust and ecstasy behind. He tried and tried hard, but in the end, taking a good hold of Del Rio's hair, Swagger let out a particularly loud cry as he would feel his cum splurge onto his bare abdomen, only seconds before the Mexican would also cum, inside of Swagger's slackened asshole.
"And the winner of this match and still United States Champion, Alberto Del Rio!"
Jack's head bounced forward in the chair as he sighed in humiliation. When he looked up, he was hit by a hard right kick to his jaw, sending him crashing to the ground.
"I am the US Champion and nobody is going to take that away from me."
Sorry for the tardiness. Part 2, the last part for TLC is 3/4th finished thanks to the best partner in crime ever. Y'all are in for a ride.
Oh, and despite my co-writer saying this, I can't help but put in: To the guest reviewer who said my disdain for Reigns was visible in my stories: Girl, you ain't seen anything yet. Wait for the next chapter. To be posted NEXT WEEK.
Oh, and I'm nowhere near finishing EDF, so, April Fools! Maybe. :P Please don't be mad.