Professor McGonagall,

Your school is much to far away for me to be comfortable with.

Your Headmaster is a manipulative fool.

Your communities are still in the dark ages.

Your Ministry is incompetent, corrupt and useless.

You do nothing to help protect or save the lives of non-magic folk.

You have civil wars every ten years or so.

You have no wards against vengeful ghosts, Demons, rouge werewolves, or even dag-gone PIXIES…

And you really think I'm gonna send my boy over there?… What do you think I am, an idjit?…

~Bobby Singer, legal guardian of Harry Potter.