Professor McGonagall,
I respectfully decline your offer, as I actually quite terrified of witches.
You see, when I was little this crazy robe-wearing woman about 30-years old-broke into my home. She held me and my family hostage. She tortured us with spells and things I had never seen before for days on end. She ended up killing my uncle, my aunt, and my Cousin.
She kept me alive quite a bit longer. Saying this was all for the insult I had given to 'her lord'. Going on and on about how i was a 'Wizard' like him, and she would use me to bring him back. How she would enjoy watching me die at his hand...
Luckily, a local hunter had been after her for quite some time, and he manged to save my life... i've been adopted by him and have been living with him since then. His name is Caleb, and he hates Witches as well...
So, for my own mental health, I must refuse.
~Harry Potter-Johanson