Professor McGonagall.
Harry is not going this year. Harry is not going next year. Harry is not going the year after that. Or after that. Or after that.
Seriously, take the hint. I've written DOZENS of these letters so far, and you just don't seem to get it...
So to emphaise my point, i've turned your latest flock of owls into blood-thirsty Falcons. I will turn the NEXT flock of owls into fire-breathing dragons.
You've been warned..
~ Loki, God of tricksters. (Harry's 'Gaurdian angel')
P.S: Don't make me come down there...