Boodikka

Swordmasterz: (Comes in breathing hard)

Kyle: What happened to you?

Swordmasterz: Kilowog…. last chapter …made me do pushups

Kyle: why did you torture Kilowog?

Swordmasterz: Glares at Hal

Hal: Backs up Slowly You have been getting lessens from Batman haven't you?

Swordmasterz: Maybe

Kyle: I'll come back when you two are finished relieving some of that tension.

Hal: Swordmasterz does not own Green lantern or anything related to DC comics.


1. Tell her Wonder Woman could kick her Ass

2. Show Her how she was portrayed in Green Lantern First Flight

3. Do the Robot whenever she is around

4. Tell her by becoming an Alpha Lantern she basically sold her soul

5. Tell her turning her Back on the Lost Lanterns to become an Alpha Lantern was a far greater betrayal then anything that Hal Jordan ever did to any of them.

6. Write Boodikka loves Lobo all over the wall in the GL' s Cafeteria

7. Show everyone the video of their last date

8. Set her up on a blind date with Hal Jordan

9. Next time she gets injured tell her you do not know if she needs a Doctor or a Mechanic

10. Next time she is in a room with a lot of toddlers' act all terrified and tell her to leave before she scars those kids for life.


Swordmasterz: (Looks at Hal) are you happy now?

Hal: Very, though I could have gone without number 8

Swordmasterz: Wimp, I figured I needed to mirror it from your list. We should go before Boodikka shows up and…..

Hal and Swordmasterz: (Are Suddenly are trapped in a large Green cage)

Swordmasterz: Can you cut us out of this?

Hal: Rings dead

Swordmasterz: How

Boodikka: ( Flies down to the cage) Did you to really think you could get away with it.

Swordmasterz: What?

Boodikka: For conspiring against the Guardians

Swordmasterz: looks at Hal) Did she loos her sense of humor when the Guardians mad her an Alpha.

Hal: No she was always kind of a….

Swordmasterz: Witch

Hal: Off by one letter

Swordmasterz: Till next time people