Arisia

Hal: I did not expect that to happen

Swordmasterz: (comes in with a broken leg and her arm in a sling) really? Just be glad we got out of the cage.

Hal : Good point, where did you get the power rings to get us out of there.

Swordmasterz: Do you really need an answer to that.

Hal: No

Swordmasterz: This is why I am writing this chapter from an undisclosed location

Hal: Swordmasterz does not own Green lantern If she did she would have replaced the guardians with an elected council three story arcs ago. And I would still officially be in the corps.

Swordmasterz: Hal!

Hal: It's true

Arisia

Inform the entire corps She used to be teacher's pet (.A/n For those who don't know Hal Jordan was her mentor)

Tell her she has Bad luck with Guys I.e. Lanterns Jordan and Yate

Point out to her that it is never a good Idea to date your co-workers

Suggest to her she might think about transferring to the Star sapphire corps

Tell her that chucking a planet at an enemy is overkill ( A/n Look at emerald knights)

Tell her that her ears make her look like an elf extra in Lord of the Rings.

Tell her that her skin color makes it look like she got a Bad spray tan

Tell her being a Fourth Generation lantern means she will forever be in the shadow of her ancestors.

Ask her what it is like to be buried alive

Poste her Diary and tack the entries up all over Oa

Hal: I don't see Arisia retaliating, but what are we going to do about Boudicca

Swordmasterz: I thought I would call her old Boyfriend

Hal: You are going to call Lobo?

Swordmasterz: Yup

Hal: That's evil

Swordmasterz: I know