Professor McGonagall,
My ward will NOT be going, as your school teaches nothing on Dark arts, Spirit boards, Magical artifacts, or anything useful to our business ventures at all... And it's not even a PRIVATE school! It's public, and open for any muggle-born to join.
You claim to be then best school of magic, but your courses are sorely LACKING.
Update your class schedules, and he may transfer there later on. Until then, he'll be going to Mordred's Academy school, outside of Oxford. Good bye.
~Bella Talbot, guardian of Harry Potter-Black.