Nox walked around the corner to see Lux standing there. He stood with a smile on his face as usual. Nox smiled as well, knowing what he was here to do. Suddenly, Ovmahn's voice sounded over the area and Nox took a step forward ready to start.
"EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY" Ovmahn shouted. "Nox Invictus VS. Lux Ion! Begin
"I'm Nox Invictus,
I've got the skills to win this,
so behold my genius,
as I own you harder than my uncle's business!
I've got the speed and strength of Batman's tank
if you want to beat me, you're gonna have to step it up a rank!
Do you think your parents' deaths makes you equal to me?
'Cause I'm about to show you a real tragedy!
Kill everyone you know and love,
right before your eyes then go have a drink at the pub.
I'm the hero with all the glory!
Never phased when things get gory
You're just a sad little footnote who only exist because of my story!
So if you're going to battle me you better think twice.
Stick to what you're good at, knocking up that bitch Weiss." Lux just grinned as he began.
"Why do you have to go and make everything so serious and sad?
I go through your story telling jokes and being glad.
Now, I'm not the main character or the greatest rapper,
But at least my love story took more than two chapters!
My romance was built with time and care, which why I'm going to be the winner!
Your relationship was built on two heartfelt talks and dinner.
Even your writer admits he rushed it!
Probably in a hurry to get me in, so I could crush this!"
That's because I'm Lux!
couldn't slicker in a tux." Lux brushed off his shoulder and began to speed up immensely.
"I'm the finest reptile with the great sense of style to go against another in an epic rap battle!
I'll batter and rattle ya and whip you like cattle yeah! Then electrocute the hell out ya!
How's that for energy
spitting out rhymes faster than flying bolts of electricity
Think you have this kind of speed do you?
In a blink of an eye I'll have more shots fired than what the bartender will give you!
You have more issues than Edward Cullen
So stick to what you're good at, whipping pregnant women." Nox curled his fist and looked at Lux angrily.
"I'm looking like a badass.
The Project creation of Atlas,
Chomping on Grimm like they were breakfast!
I don't even need my speech semblance to beat you,
I've seen more shocking attacks from Pichu!
Your girl left for some guy with cotton candy hair,
I bet Weiss could tell me if it is blue down there.
I have a godly patron and cool car to do this
You've got scraps of metal and shitty music.
I'll cut through you faster than hordes of Grimm Spawn,
mount your head on a spike out in my front lawn,
then mow you down with sick rhymes and let a new day dawn!
I'll save all of Remnant with a swing of my sword
Pull on my gauntlets and knock you out cold.
My double short swords, like you've never seen before
Being a bo staff badass to end this war!
I get things done with my cloak and shield
You think your guns will match up when I dual wield?
So keep on talking Lux, you're no danger to me,
but I warn you, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Lux leaned forward in a sarcastic bow.
"Oh yes, skilfully done with your pseudo rhymes
still stuck in the 80's though, come on get with the times!
You see I don't need angry lines and burns to win
My clever lyrics will leave more marks than scars on your skin
It's cute you think you save Remnant like some kind of hero
Only a matter of time before you eat someone, vampiro.
You killed your whole family and lied to Blake
but seen more tears in an album from Drake.
I've saved your life twice, and you're still crying.
You can't go ten chapters without dying
If you think you're such a badass you better man up.
Take off that cloak to reveal a sad little pup.
So just run away like you always do,
change your name one more time, why don't you?
Leave me here with Blake and I'll talk some sense into her,
and then she'll leave so fast it will just be a blur
Who would ever like a psychopath?
everywhere you go you leave bloodbath.
Making Ruby a sociopath, following your wrath
having us clean up the aftermath of your bloody warpath,
when we all know it is just going to end with your epitaph!
So don't waste time rapping with me,
I know you have other places to be.
and I can't wait to watch you fuck it up because you're angry."
Lux turned and walked away like he just dropped the mic.
