I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Animals translation/speech

A/N: Special thanks to DRAKE WILSON.

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*story start*

"Nee-chan, should we bring Riko-nee-chan some food?" Naruto asked her as a white figure flew overhead, holding a small box.

"That's ok, it looks like Lala is doing it. But I think that we should go to make sure Onee-san doesn't do something dangerous." Naruko told him as she extended her wings with Naruto on her back.

"Why? What would Onee-chan do that would be dangerous?" Naruto asked her as a small explosion erupted from the school.

"Lala may be one of the smartest people we'll meet, but she is also the most explosive." Naruko told him as she flew through an open window, and saw Lala wearing a uniform. But Lala had Riko's head trapped between her breast, and an entire class of blessing teenagers.

"Nee-chan, what are they doing?" Naruto asked her as a dirty blonde lay turned towards the duo.

"Oh hello~ there cutie. My names Risa Monioka, who are you?" Risa asked him.

"My names Naruto Uzumaki, and this is my Nee-chan Naruko." Naruto told her as she ruffled his hair.

"That..." Risa told him as she pointed to Riko, who was trying to get her head out from Lala's chest. "Is how some people show affection."
"Really? Ok then!" Naruto stated as he launched himself at Lala and Riko, tackling them in a hug.
"N-naruto? what are you doing?" Riko asked him with a blush, because one of his arms was between her breasts, and his head was resting on Lala's chest.

"U-uzumaki-san can you get your sibling from doing something so shameless!" A student with black hair, and dark brown eyes asked Naruko with a blush on the students face.

"I will miss..." Naruko trailed off as she picked up the trio laying on the ground, and had her snow white wings curled around her body.
"Yui Kotegawa. Can you tell me why you're wearing those angel wings?" Yui asked her as Naruko stretched her wings out to their maximum.

"These are a part of my body. My brother can do it as well, but doesn't know how to yet." Naruko stated as she retracted her wings, and Naruto stared out the window.

"Uzumaki-sans, why are you here?" Yui asked them as Naruto continued to look out the window.

"We came to check up on Lala-san, and make sure that nothing bad happens." Naruko told her.
"So you aren't currently enrolled in the school? That is unacceptable. You too will come with me, and I will have you two enrolled into the school." Yui told them as she directed the two towards the door to have them enter the school.
"Naruko, get everybody out of here." Naruto told her as his pupils changed to vertically slit crimson, which caused Naruko to move most of the students out of the room.

"What? Uzumaki-san what are you talking about? I cannot allow either of you to go any longer with out being in school any longer" Yui told him as demonic wings (Castlevania Style) enveloped her and the surrounding students, while a massive explosion shattered all the windows in the area and embedding thousands of shard of glass into his wings.

"Yui, get out of here NOW! Some dangerous things are going to happen." Naruto told her as he flexed his wings to get the shards out of it.

"Naruto, what are you doing?" Yui asked as she stepped on to the window ledge.

"I'm taking care of a pest. Naruko, get everyone out of here." Naruto told her as he launched himself out of the window, and took to the sky.

"Naruko, what happened to Naruto? I thought you said he didn't know how to use those?" Risa asked her as another explosion went off in the distance.

"Naruto usually is pretty childish, but he changes when he knows something dangerous will happen. His power greatly increases, and he becomes much more serious." Naruko told them as a massive flash took up the sky.

*Naruto*
"So tell me, why are you attacking this area?" Naruto asked a ghostly white figure, wearing armour made from whale bones.

"I am looking for Naruto Uzumaki, so tell me... are you him?" The armoured figure asked him.

"Yes I am him, so why do you want me?" Naruto questioned as he changed his left hand into a shield, and his right into a war hammer.

"My name is Bake( said like BA Ku) of planet Kujira.(Bake-Kujira) I am here to fight you for Princess Lala's hand." Bake told him as he drew a bone club, and Krug the bone splitter.

"So you've attacked this building, possibly killed many people, just to find me? Well, you just messed up." Naruto laughed as his his hair shaded his face, leaving only two crimson pupils visible.

"HA HA HA! I MESSED UP? I am the prince of planet Kujira, you're just some primitive creature with a stick." Bake laughed, but Naruto slammed his hammer directly into his ribcage.

"You shouldn't underestimate me." Naruto whispered to him as he assaulted his arm, shoulder, and sternum."Because I am a lot stronger then you think."

"S-so what if you're a little strong? You're still nothing to a prince!" Bake yelled as blood leaked from his mouth, only to take the hammer directly to the face.

"You're disgusting. You act strong, but you're just a child trying to play with the adults." Naruto stated as he threw Bake of Kujira into the air, and collided with the now uncloaked starship.

"Pathetic." Naruto muttered as retracted his wings, and his pupils changed back to azure blue.

"Uzumaki-san, are you alright? You seemed to be bleeding quite a bit." Yui asked him as Naruto picked her up in a hug.
"I'm alright Yui-Nee-chan!" Naruto told her as he reverted back to his childish self.
"D-don't address me so informally! I just wanted to make sure you were ok." Yui told him with a blush, as she pulled out of the hug.

"Naruto~Nii! That was so cool! Why were they here?" Lala asked as Peke's wings floated her down to were the students were gathering.

"*Shrug* They said they wanted to fight me for your hand? Why would someone want them, they're your hands." Naruto told her as he adjusted his shirt and Naruko descended down next to them.

"Fighting you for Lala's hand, means fighting you for the right to marry her. But why would they think you would be marrying Lala?" Naruko asked them.

"That would be Papa. When you said you would protect me, he must have taken that as a proposal." Lala told them as several students sweat dropped.

"Really? Ok then." Naruto stated as he hugged Lala's waist.

"Wait, didn't Lala call you her brother?" Yui asked as a blush crept across her face.

"Yep, Lala is my One-chan!" Naruto stated as a black and crimson spade tail snaked its way from out behind him.

"Doing such shameless things with your sister? Such actions are greatly frowned upon in the country of Japan." Yui's blush increased even more as Naruko joined in on the hug, sandwiching Naruto between the two.

"Nii-chan won't need to worry about that~. I'm the future Queen of the Galaxy, which would make him the next King of the Galaxy. So Japanese laws doesn't apply to him." Lala told them as Naruto piped in.

"Also, my families blood can adapt to any circumstances. So that would make incest irrelevant." Naruto told her as the twins were enveloped in a flash, leaving only Naruko there.

"Uzumaki-san can you explain what happened?" Yui asked her.

"I have a certain ability that allows me to split myself into two people for a few hours, roughly 8 hours a day." Naruko told her as Yui remembered something.

"That's perfect, it is just enough time for you two to finish a day at school. So let's get get you fitted for your uniform, and your brother." Yui told her as she dragged Naruko away, leaving Lala, Riko, and most of the students in the area.

"What just happened Lala?" Riko asked her.

"I'm not sure, I think Naruko just joined your school." Lala told her as the crowd of students dispersed along with the ship.

"You may have beat me Uzumaki, but I am not the only one." Bake muttered as the ship disappeared into space, leaving a foreboding feeling in the area.

*End*