I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

ALSO: I will be going on vacation with my family soon so I wont be updating for (Possibly) a few weeks.

*story start*

"Let's go Riko-nee! I have a good feeling about today!" Naruto told her as he launched himself out of the window, but landed directly on his face.

"Alright alright. I'm ready." Riko announced as she was accompanied by Naruko and Lala.

"Naruto what are you- OH NO! Look out Riko!" Naruko warned the brunette, right before she tripped on Naruto who was sitting up and dragged the two pinkettes into the mess of limbs.

"Isth this normol?" Naruto asked from betweens Lala's chest, and Riko resting on his chest. Naruko's face was inches aways from Lala rear, and her twins hand lodged in her skirts waistband.

"For here, yes it is." Mikan stated as she handed the small groups bento to a slightly blessing Naruko.

"Dōmo arigatōzaimashita(Thank you very much) Mikan-san." Naruko told her as she helped the group on to their feet and headed towards the school grounds.

"ARIGATŌ MIKAN-NEE-CHAN!" Naruto yelled as he dragged the two after his retreating sisters form.

"Hopefully they wont cause to much trouble." Mikan stated as she locked the house door and headed towards her school.

*Sainan Highschool*

"Nee-chan,Lala-nee, Riko-nee, something cool looking is approaching!" Naruto yelled as a pure black Limo pulled up and three figured stepped out of it.

"Ohayō Risa-san, Ayako-san, Rin-san. How are you today?" Naruko asked them as she respectfully bowed towards the group.

"Ohayō Naruko-san, Naruto-san, Riko-hentai, Lala-san." Rin bowed in response, while a storm cloud formed over Riko's head. Who was muttering something about 'bad luck' and 'mean Onna-bugeisha'

"Lala, Naruko, I am here to challenge for the title of Sainans most attractive females." Saki declared as she pointed at the pinkettes.

"Ano, what are you talking about?" Naruko asked her as Naruto handed her the school's Newsletter, with Lala and Naruko on the front.

"I think this is it. 'Naruko and Lala, the two Pink Princesses of Sainan'." Naruto read off the title as Lala looked over his shoulder.

"So, will you accept? Or would you rather admit defeat."Saki asked them while Naruto looked at the two separate groups.

"Eh,why not. Aside from assassins trying to kill Naruto, nothing really happens." Naruko stated, which caused Riko to sweat drop.

"What would be interesting to you?" Riko asked as Naruto gave a a dead stare.

"Living corpses, Aggressive Alien empires, or Precursor species out to kill us." Naruto informed her as he pulled out an Onigiri and ate it.

"Right. Nothing is medium for you guys? Its all or nothing, right?" Riko asked as the three Pinkettes nodded.

"Ok, enough of this. You have accepted the challenge, which will commence at 2:45. Prepare anythin that you might need for it, and proceed with your day." Rin told them as she bowed, and followed Saki into the building with Ayako.

"So that happened." Naruko stated as headed inside.

*Ding Ding Ding Dong*

"OH! Come on Lala-Onee, Riko-Nee! We don't want to make Yui-nee mad." Naruto told them as he ran inside the building. Literally.

"Come on Lala." Riko told her as she helped Naruto up and entered the building.

*Classroom 1-A*

"Alright class. Today we are going to be learning about..." Honekawa droned on as the majority of the class tuned him out.

"Excuse me, Uzumaki-san, is it true that you are related to Naruko-san and Lala-san?" a girl with twin red pony tails asked him.
"Uh huh! They are my sisters!" Naruto told the red head.

"Wow, that must be awesome. My name is Kiseki Ito, it's nice to meet you Uzumaki-san." Kiseki greeted him as he smiled.

"It's nice to meet you too Kiseki-Nee!" Naruto replied as the class bell rang.
"I have to go now, hopefully we will meet again." Kiseki told him as she left the classroom.

"Hey Naruto, who were you talking to?" Riko asked him.

"Her name was Kiseki Ito, Riko-nee." Naruto told her as the walked out of the room.

"well, I hope to see her sometime." Naruko stated as she walked past the two.

*2:45PM*

"Nee-chan, Lala-Onee-chan, are you ready for your competition with Saki-nee?" Naruto asked them as they adjusted their uniforms.

"I'm ready, but I don't know what Saki has planned." Naruko stated as she stretched her muscles and looked at the stage.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE! SAKI'S CHALLENGE IS BEGINNING, PLEASE MOVE TO THE STAGE!" A voice announced, which caused the majority of the males and females to head towards the stage.

"I think this might have something to do with it." Lala stated as Rin an Ayako came from behind the stage and began to pull them towards the area.

"Lala-san, Naruko-san, please come with us. We need to prepare you two for the contest." Rin told them.

"Hey Naruto-san." Kiseki announced as she approached the Pinkette.

"Ohayō Kiseki-nee, what is it." Naruto asked her as she grabbed his hand and started pulling him away from the stage.

"I want to tell you something, privately." Kiseki told him as she moved him further away from the crowd of people.

"Alright! What to you want to talk about? Do you want to talk about candy, or rocks? I like rocks. They're pretty cool, especially the sparkly ones." Naruto rambled as Kiseki pulled him into a shadowed corner of the school.

"No were not going to talk about candies or rocks. We're going to talk about your relation to Lala." Kiseki informed him as he 'Oh'ed'

"Lala-Onee-chan is me One-chan." Naruto told her as raised her eyebrow.

"Really, I head that you and Lala were engaged. But you said that Lala was your older sister." Kiseki stated as Naruto nodded.

"Uh huh. Lala said that I preformed her families marriage ritual." Naruto told her.

"So I was right." Kiseki muttered as she started to remove her school shirt.
"Kiseki-nee, what are you doing?" Naruto asked her innocently as two red appendages with dozens of jagged teeth inside them uncoiled themselves from her waist.

"Tell me Naruto what do you know about aliens?" Kiseki asked him as the two limbs circled around the two.

"A little. Some have traits that separate them from humans like abilities, characteristic, or customs." Naruto replied as the appendages shrank the area around the two of them.

"That's true. You see, my race is what would be known as Parasites. Our original planet, Kiseichū, wasn't very hospitable. So we gathered all our planets resources and sent our race to the far corners of the resources. Since we can't gather resources normally, we developed ways to siphon off energy from other lifeforms. When I arrived on earth, I was talking energy that saturated the air.

But something changed. Three ships entered earths orbit. You and your sisters, Lala Deviluke, and the Devilukean scouter Star cruiser. Each one of you held a tremendous natural energy source. One of you had an abnormal level of energy. You Naruto have so much power, and I want some." Kiseki told him as the toothed appendages tore through his clothing and latched on to his back.

"Wh-whats happening?" Naruto asked as a dull red aura incased him and began to feed along the attachments, directly into Kiseki's body.

"Its your energy. The culmination of your training, activities, a representation of who you are. It can be likened to your very soul." Kiseki stated as the red became more intense, and started to bleed into his pupils.

"So you want my power eh? Well alright then, HAVE AT IT!" Kuro yelled as he called upon his powers rather then Naruto's.

"OHH! Your power. It's delicious!" Kiseki moaned as the energy being siphoned off changed from dull red, to crimson, to black.

"Is this it, or do you want MORE!" Kuro yelled as he black energy grew more wild, and volatile. The energy seemed to absorb light to make itself 'burn' more intensely.

"THIS! This is the power my race strives for. A mate who can electrify every nerve, and power that could sustain us for lifetimes to come!" Kiseki yelled as her body started to adapt itself to accommodate Kuro's power entering her body.

Kiseki grew from 5'2" and a low B to a 5'9" with a borderline DD. Her hair and limbs extended beyond her waist, and her outfit tore in several locations from the growth.

"Sooo~ good." Kiseki muttered as Kuro picked her up and opened the dimensional rift to his realm.

"HEY KURO! wheres Naruto?" Naruko asked him as she rounded the corner in pale blue bikini.

"Greetings Naruko-san, you look pretty beautiful. Naruto is inside this dimension right now, so he will be here as soon as I leave. Also give this to Saki-chan, she's going to need it." Kuro told her as he removed his shirt and handed it towards her, then entered the rift. After he entered, Naruto exited it wearing a fairly tattered shirt.

"Hey Nee-chan, what happened? Why are you holding a shirt?" Naruto asked as he looked around confused.
"Uh... It's nothing, don't worry about it." Naruko told him as Saki ran over, holding her tattered bikini top.

"Hey Naruko, can I use that?" Saki asked her as she gestured towards the shirt, while using her one arm to cover her chest.

"Yeah, actually this guy Kuro wanted me to give it to you." Naruko told her as Saki quickly took the shirt to cover herself with.

"T-thank you. If you see Kuro again, tell him I say thank you." Saki quickly stated as she rushed off somewhere.

"I think we should get Lala and Riko, then go home." Naruko stated as she pulled out an extra shirt and put it on.

*End*