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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

*story start*

*Shopping District 6:00*

"Yosh, this should help Mikan out!" Naruko told herself as she carried several bags in her arms, and an extra bag atop of it filled with taiyaki. Looking to her right, she noticed a blonde haired girl in a black gothic dress with a metal star missing from the upper chest portion of her attire.

"Excuse me miss, are you waiting for someone?" Naruko asked her as the blonde's stomach growled from the aroma from the the fish shaped treat.
"Oh, here. I've got some extra's if you want some." Naruko told her as she sat down next to her, setting her bags on the ground and pulled out two taiyaki treats for them to eat.

"..." The blonde haired girl didn't say anything, but she accepted the culinary confection graciously. Her expression changed from indifferent to slightly amazed.

"It's pretty great huh. *Munch Munch*. I'm still pretty new to some of these desserts but I've heard that these some in chocolate and custard filling." Naruko explained as they finished off the snacks.

"Arigato." the mysterious girl muttered as Naruko packed up the remainder of treats into her bags.

"So how are enjoying this planet? I like how it's so calm here. Despite how most of the people act, this planet just radiates calm energy. " Naruko told her as she several cherry blossoms from a nearby tree landed in her opened hand.

"How could you tell I wasn't from here?" The blonde asked as one her her hair bundles started to shift into a dagger.
" 'Cause I'm not from here either. So you want to come to supper, then I'll show you around the town some more." Naruko offered the blonde, who transformed her hair back to her original shape.

"Alright. Lead they way." the blonde stated as she followed her for awhile, then entered the walled household.
"Hey Mikan, I've got some groceries!" Naruko declared as the brunette walked towards the front door in an apron.
"Arigato Naruko! Who's your friend?" Mikan asked the gothically dressed blonde behind her.

"Isn't it customary to give your own name before asking for someones?" she asked as Naruko chuckled.

"Right, right. Hi my names Mikan Yuuki, what's yours?" Mikan asked as she offered her an opened hand.

"Konjiki no Yami." the blonde gothic loli declared.

"How about I call you Yami for short?" Mikan asked her as Yami smiled slightly.

"That is acceptable. May I ask what's for supper?" Yami asked them as Naruko carried the groceries into the kitchen.

"We're going to be having Teriyaki Pork tenderloins, Chicken Katsu, and Miso soup. Would you mind helping me prepare them?" Mikan asked her as she lead her into the kitchen where a reddish blond with red streaks was sitting at the table.

"Hi Mikan-Nee-chan, who's that?" the multi-coloured teen asked as his spade tipped tail started wagging.

"This is Yami-san! Naruko brought her her to talk about something I guess." Mikan told him as he appeared in front and started to marvel her attire.

"Sugoi~! Hi Yami-Nee-chan, my names Naruto Uzumaki and I can do this!" Naruto told her as several of his hairs extended and morphed into a letter opener.

"Hey Naruto-Nii, give Yami some space. I doubt she wants to see you transform your hair." Naruko told him as she switched the T.V in the living room to 'The Magical Kyouko'.

'Naruto Uzumaki? That kid does not match the description nor the picture.' Yami thought as she held up a picture of Naruto's Kuro counterpart.

"Hey Naruko-Onee-chan, did you grab some taiyaki?" Naruto asked her from his position in front of the TV.

"I did, but you're going to have to wait until after Dinner. Can you go get Riko and tell her that its going to be finished soon." Naruko told him as her brother paused the show and headed up stairs.

"Mikan, where is the bathroom?" Yami asked her.
"On the second floor to the right of the stairs." Mikan explained as her companion traveled up the staircase. Rather than go to the restroom, she followed Naruto as he entered the bedroom.

"Hey Riko-Onee-chan! Dinners almost ready." Naruto told her as the light Brunette hid a magazine under her blanket.

"T-thanks Naruto-kun. Let's go down." Riko told him as she tried to leave her room, but end up slipping on a loose sock, and sent herself flying along with Naruto out of the door. Yami ended up getting pulled into the pile of people, with Naruto's face resting under her skirt and Riko's face pressed against the star pattern in her dress.

"Hi Yami-chan!" Naruto's muffled responce was somewhat heard from under the blushing blondes dress.

"Uh hi? I'm guessing you're Yami?" Riko asked as she helped Yami off of Naruto.

"Yes, you way refer to me as Golden Darkness (Konjiki no Yami) or Yami. Like N-naruto said, 'Dinners almost ready.'" Yami told them as she quickly moved down the stairs.

"Let's go Naruto." Riko stated as she headed downstairs with him.
"This food looks incredible Mikan. Thanks." Kuro declared from his seat as Naruto and Riko joined the group at the table.

"Yeah Mikan, this looks so good!" Lala added, oblivious to blonde haired gothic girl stared intently at her.

"Your welcome Kuro, Lala. Lets enjoy this meal!" Mikan declared as Naruto nodded
" Itadakimasu!" Naruto cheered as they dug into the meal.

Kuro placed several of the meat based items on his plate, while Naruto put the bag of sweets on the table. Naruko poured herself a bowl of Miso soup with some Chicken Katsu.

"So Yami-san, what do you want?" Mikan asked her as she brought a plate of sweet buns and pork slices.
"I'll just have some pork and buns, I can't stay for long." Yami told them as she placed some of the meals, and looked at the raven haired target/not target.

"This is delicious. I hope that everyone thinks so too." Kuro muttered as he tore into his meal.

*Post meal*

"That was tasty Mikan, arigato." Kuro congratulated her as he gathered up all the plates in and took them into the kitchen.

"Thank you for the meal Mikan, Naruko, ... Naruto. Unfortunately I have some business to attend to, so U have to go." Yami told them as she exited the building.

"Naruto, Naruko. Follow her. I have a feeling that she would need your help soon." Kuro informed them as some light reflected off his eyes.

"Hai. Lets go Onee-chan!" Naruto yelled as he dragged his sister out of the building, and after the blonde stranger.

"I'm surprised she didn't try anything." Kuro muttered as the brunette's turned towards her.

"What do you mean Kuro-san?" Riko asked as he pulled out a digital tablet with a swirl pattern similar to all of Lala's creation.

"Konjiki no Yami or Golden Darkness is an infamous High caliber assassin. Known for her transformative ability, cold disposition, and the fact that she has never let her targets escape. Odds are, she was hired by someone to take care of Naruto because of his relation to Lala." Kuro explained as Mikan turned towards him.

"Why would you sent them after her?" Mikan asked him as he held up his hand dismissively.

"If she was going to do something, she would have done it as soon as she saw Naruto. I'm guessing that something didn't meet her description so she's going to meet her employer." Kuro explained as he showed them the image of said assassin, and the information he listed off about her.

"How do you know this could be true?" Riko asked the darker version of Naruto.

"Call it a hunch, but I can almost tell that Yami is going to end up being pulled into this little group we've created." Kuro explained as he headed back into his shared room.

"Let's hope he's right, or they're going to be in trouble." Mikan hoped as her sister nodded.

*Yami, Nearby forrest*

"Lacospo. You lied about the job description." Yami declared as her hairs transformed into the muzzles of a dozen dragons.

"W-what do you mean? I haven't lied about anything." the green midget garbed in a puffy green hat, and dark blue vest. The green skinned dwarf looked like he was on the verge of wetting himself and defecating simultaneously.

"You told me that Naruto Uzumaki was a dark haired individual with piercing red eyes, and had kidnapped various women which he uses for his sick pleasure." Yami explained as the dragon heads closed in on him.
"Well he is. He's an evil man that has forced Princess Lala to become his wife. He needs to be eliminated!" Lacospo declared as one of her dragons smash into the ground.

"Naruto doesn't match the description at all. He's young, innocent teen who wouldn't hurt anyone. You have lied and tricked me into targeting an innocent. I do not take lightly to being tricked." Yami warned him as the dragon muzzles destroyed his oversized hat.

"W-well... GAMA-TAN!" the scared midget yelled as a slimy looking frog jumped to its masters request from its hiding place behind a tree.

"Disgusting slimy creature." Yami muttered as a reddish blond appeared and delivered a flying double kick to the frogs face, and smashed it into a tree.

"I'm not bad!" Naruto declared with a pout as the hirer slowly turned to the recently appeared reddish duo.

"So your the punk that placed the hit on my brother? Well, this is going to end bad for you." Naruko warned him as she summoned a massive cleaver like blade.

"Back away! I will not have Lala!" Lacospo yelled as he pulled out an advanced looking pistol.

"Back away dummy!" Naruto yelled at the midget as he whip kicked his face.

"UGH!" said dwarf groaned as he smashed into his hidden ship and slid off the hull.

"Why did you follow me?" Yami asked them as the depressed alien crawled inside of his ship.

"We wanted to make sure you were ok. So, what are you going to now that you learned that he lied?" Naruko the infamous huntress.

"I will continue my job. I have never failed a job, nor will I ever. Because of your hospitality, I will refrain from harming either of you for a while. Do not squander my kindness." Yami declared as Naruto hugged her chest.

"Arigato Yami-Nee!" Naruto yelled the assassin mistress pried the mentally younger twin off of her.

"I have been hired to take care of you. Do not thank me." Yami told him as she extended her wings and took off towards her ship.

"I think Kuro was right. We'll be seeing more of her." Naruko told her brother as they headed back to the Yuuki residence.

"Hey Onee-chan, should we tell her that we're 'related'?" Naruto asked her as the traversed the forrest.

"In a bit. I'm sure that she will figure it out or we'll just let her know." Naruko explained to him.

*End*